Corrupt A Wish

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but the earth blows up

 

 

i wish to meet a beautiful female dovahkiin

[Guest]

Granted, but it turns out to be my Dovahkiin. Which would be the redhead. Muahahaha!

 

I wish I could stop creating companions for my character out of impulse.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but now your subconscious bitches at you

 

 

i wish i could spend more time with your redhead

[Guest]

Granted, but you die from exhaustion. (Giggity)

 

I wish the sorceress was able to heal, because that could have prevented your death and many of my own.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but somewhere in the middle of the rituals, they got kidnapped, raped, and turned into a mindless sex dolls...

 

 

I wish to improve my proficiency in English and Nihongo, and Deutsch of course.

[formel]

Granted mit letzterem kann ich dir behilflich sein he...he...he (and yes that's are threat )

 

I wish would let the hammer fall.

[MikeMetal]

Granted but a metallic shockwave wipes the area.

 

I wish people would stop donating to churches.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but they donate to government instead

 

 

i wish for another teddy bear

[formel]

Granted but is stuffed with concrete.

 

 

I wish for super jump

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Open a console and type "no_gravity" without the bracket. Set variable to your heart content.

 

 

I wish I can find solace in this world... Not shoe lace!

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted find a psychologist

 

desire a week vacation in the Caribe

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. A whole tropical typhoon, flood, and man-eating tribes waiting for ya. Pa liki liki!!!! Fai fai!!!

 

 

I wish I can video-taped it!!!

[MikeMetal]

Granted but communists arrest you and takes the video.

 

I wish to share a drink with someone.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, but it will be a hot coffee

 

desire a girl as my chauffeur

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! You only need to take a big step, and ask your female colleagues/neighbour/unknown stranger. If it ended with a slap, do try again. Never give up! Just do it! Like Nike slogan were! Daijobu desu!!!

 

 

I wish I can grow temperate plant in a tropical climate... *sigh...

[MikeMetal]

Granted but sooner or later they'll be victim of water flooding or trampled by the fleeing animals.

 

I wish some people would stop staring at me.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, PM Ashal for account deletion.

 

 

I wish the world hit the Ice Age again. It's too damn hot!!!

[MikeMetal]

Granted, get rid of Leonardo W.

 

I wish we were in Jurassic. I love jungles !

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted but you seems to forget the purity of oxygen level at the time which is unhealthy to human. If a Spinosaurus does not make you a snack inbetween it's meal first.

 

 

I wish someone does douse Leonardo W.

[Guest Leonardo W]

denied, he is I'm here to stay

 

I wish things heat up

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! Only if some sizzling-hot ladies involved. No male please, not even you...

 

 

I wish I can stole KFC and Pepsi recipes...

[MikeMetal]

Granted but black people are chasing you now. And you've further broke the law.

 

I wish for the best wish.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, find a magic lamp and ask the genie wishes infinites

 

I wish to go to the Show Cirque du Soleil

[MikeMetal]

Granted but they don't accept burning people. Talk about discrimination....

 

I wish for a better world.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, we live without internet, peace and love

 

I wish everyone did not discriminate otaku`s