Corrupt A Wish

[formel]

Granted but this one will be a robot and will look like a rectangle on legs.

 

 

I wish for a Jedi robe.

[Emily]

Granted, But you're Chewbacca.

 

Emily wish to rank up as padawan.

[formel]

Granted cut your hair very short and you can me call me from now on Master, young padawan.

 

I wish for a lightsaber trainings orb for my new padawan.

[Guest]

Granted, but he becomes incredibly whiny and angsty and goes on to murder cartoon characters and children and then you have to kick his ass then he falls in lava and gets put in a robot suit. Then he kills you in the good movie.

 

I wish I had an AT-AT or AT-ST, or a TIE Fighter or any of the cool tech from Star Wars.

[HyperonicX]

Granted. But some assembly is required. And there is a chance that not all the parts are there, so you might wanna buy a brand new one.

 

I wish George Lucas hadn't ruined the Star Wars original trilogy with what he did!

[formel]

Granted but J.J. Abrams will do it now with a lot of lense flares

 

 

I wish for a dubstep gub to show the world the deathliness of this music

[MikeMetal]

Granted but then I'll have to destroy the source of playing.

 

I wish for more silence.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, but use headphones and listen to classical music

 

I want a new computer

[MikeMetal]

Granted. You can't install any operating system, however.

 

I'd like more beers.

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, men, see to it that this lad gulp all the beer from that enormous keg in one sitting. I don't care if he burst his guts out.

 

 

I wish I don't get to absorbed playing eroge all week long... must resist!!!!

[MikeMetal]

Granted you'll get sucked into playing instead.

 

I wish for a leggy brunette.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

How do you expect me to answer for that? Thulas!!!! Hilf mir!!! Owh, and I don't grant it, just for the heck of fun.

 

 

I wish it still Sunday... Dammit Monday!!!

[MikeMetal]

Granted, here's this ticket now fly west and you'll still get what's left of Sunday.

 

Ok, I wish for a tall blonde.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but wait? Wasn't your place is filled with blondes anyway?

 

 

I wish I was already sleep at this time and not wake-up cranky and late this morning...

[MikeMetal]

Granted but your brain commands you to stay awake.

 

I wish for someone to name me a song.

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, Youtube and iTune for ya.

 

 

I wish for some spicy grilled prawn to materialise in front of me, nau!!!

[MikeMetal]

Granted but it disintegrates instead.

 

I wish for a taco.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, a past shelf-life taco for you. Gents at the back.

 

 

I wish the convenience shop were nearer to my residence so I just need to walk instead of driving to it.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, the shop is 10 meters underground near your residence's exit. It has *Danger*, *Keep Away* and *Trespassers will be shot* signs nearby.

 

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted for the redundant wishes.

 

 

I wish for a night vision goggles right now too peek at that very blessed body of hers!

[MikeMetal]

Granted but she saws that and now you're officially a stalker. No holes shall remain unfilled... ehem.. to disrupt your peek attempts !

 

I wish for bouncy ebony female booty.

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, a trampoline and a treasure trunk painted black as night.

 

 

I wish someone make for me a lunch every day...

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but its rotten meat

 

 

i wish i could marry my fair serana

[Guest]

Granted, but she doesn't acknowledge the marriage making it like you were never married to begin with.

 

I wish I could install my cannon-arm without the use of a 20-man team.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, they downsize you into the size of a pooch for you to take of yourself because frankly, the team had enough dealing with your antics.

 

 

I wish the bread I baked doesn't turned into the hardness of a baguette.