Corrupt A Wish

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you will smell horribly like a dead fish once you leave water.

 

 

I wish I could stop this sugar rush so I can get back to sleep... Damn it Pepsi!!!

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but now you somehow ended up in jail

 

 

 

i wish i had food

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you must fight it off from a countless hobo. Good luck!

 

 

I wish I can regress back my age.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted you now don't exist

 

 

i wish i could have a harem of girls

[formel]

Granted you are now again a teenager at the begining of puberty and of course you also forget everything what you learned and all your expexperience gained since then.

 

Hmpf ninja well nobody gets away here

 

Granted but i only consits out of clones from Mileena from Mortal Kombat.

 

 

I wish for 15 m high gold statue of me

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but it was built by monkeys so it looks terrible

 

(thank you for the mileena clones though, i love mileena)

 

 

 

i wish i had jade too

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but every nations on earth wants to invade Vaterland for the gold. 

*WTF ninja-ed again!!!

 

Granted, here's a pendant from China.

 

 

I wish I can get ahold of it before them lot can.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but you lose it

 

 

 

i wish i could post more

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you lost your sanity and reality in doing so. Constant bickering and arguing on personal opinion while inciting flame wars among other things.

 

 

I wish I can be a passive lurker instead, rather being active in this site.

[formel]

granted but it was built by monkeys so it looks terrible

 

(thank you for the mileena clones though, i love mileena)

 

 

Of course they want to beat you up, we don't want you to get to comfortable

 

so back to buisness:

You wish that quite to often but,

Granted but now your life will become empty and hollow.

 

I wish to run a credit insitut (easy made money).

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but the business went kaput after a week when GSG9 found out you were running a scam here and there.

 

 

I wish for a private island.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but its a tiny rock

 

 

i wish i had charon

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but please let me off the hook. We're friend right? Right?

 

 

I wish I can named a star after my name.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but its so far away you can't see it

 

 

i wish i could install Fallout 3 again

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but by some unknown causes and effects, you will be denied to play it, thinking even.

 

 

I wish you a good night. It's been a wonderful time, but alas, I don't want to get chewed by my lady boss this morning. See you again sometimes.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but its 4:53 here

 

i wish i had bacon

[formel]

Granted but is black as the night.

 

 

I wish to become more self-opinionated.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but now no one wants to hear it

 

 

i wish i ran the nexus (i'd probably do a better job then (dark0ne)

[Guest]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you are worse than the devil and hitler combined.

 

I wish for that harem of girls to have at least one catgirl. Catgirls make everything better.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but she's always bitchy and never in heat

 

 

i wish i could kick the nexus right up its data pile ass

[HyperonicX]

Granted but now you've destroyed the site. Good going!

 

I wish people would stop making wishes that mess up things we like! >:-(

[MikeMetal]

Granted, people will now mess things we like without needing to wish in the first place.

 

I wish for some spaghetti.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, made by a roadkill in Denmark.

 

 

I wish fuel is cheaper. Damn it all!!!

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you can now buy diesel instead.

 

I wish for a gothic girl atm.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but she's so depressed it's annoying and you can't stand it anymore so you jump off a 200-story building.

 

I wish I was too cool to fool.