Corrupt A Wish

[Emily]

Granted, it as hard as ebony ore.

 

Emily wish for a new pillow to dream on.

[Guest]

Granted, the pillow is an Eldritch Abomination. Tentacles galore, and it's not that comfortable. 

 

I wish spellcheck would know what Eldritch is.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but now it rapes you

 

 

i wish i had more time for skyrim

[formel]

Granted but the NPC-AI will slowly over take your brain. So prepare youself for a lot of silly actions that you will do.

 

 

I wish for are more evil voice

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, inducted you into Thulas's Malkavian cult. Enjoy the stay!

 

 

I wish blood-sucking-mosquitoes were extinct right now!

[HyperonicX]

Granted. They are now replaced with segway-riding sharks that can now live above water.

 

Thank you for ruining the world!

 

I wish this didn't happen and instead I shot the above poster in the kneecap for wishing for such a stupid wish! XD!

[MikeMetal]

Granted but he survived and its retribution time. Paybacks a bitch.

 

I wish for a leggy barmaid with unlimited drinks.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but your wallet and your credit card are long expired. Enjoy being kicked out~~~

 

 

I wish for a cheaper price for HDD.

[MikeMetal]

Granted it's fresh new just unreadable.

 

I wish for a hot dog with mustard.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, an angry pair of Rottweiler with some mustard on them. Happy running for yer life...

 

 

I wish somehow by chance someone inherit me their wealth so I have no need to work again and being hikikomori for the rest of my life.

[Cyril]

Granted, but he's from Nigeria and needs you to send him your bank numbers. 

 

I wish I knew what a hikikikikomori was.

[MikeMetal]

Granted you are free to use google but pay for every search.

 

I wish for a genie so I won't have to post here.

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but he told you to post it here because he is too bored with his job.

 

 

I wish that I can empty my stomach at will so I can eat another course of meal non-stop!

[MikeMetal]

Granted, just point your fingers down your mouth. If vomit occurs, you succeed.

 

I wish for a new phone.

[Cyril]

Granted.

 

 

 

I wish my butt was less fat.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you lost the ability to sit, even to shit.

 

 

I wish for someone hand me some parfait.

[MikeMetal]

Here *drops it down*. OOPPPPPS !

 

Will I ever be forgiven?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, take this matches, fork, and turpentine while you chewing an armed C4. Try to reflect your mistake.

 

 

I wish I can torture this particular person more.

[MikeMetal]

Granted but this particular person had enough and goes for a whirlwind of death with his hair, wiping out any organisms in a 30 meters radius.

 

I wish this dizziness would go away.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Bamm* See, no more dizzy and klutzy. Just a pool of blood.

 

 

I wish the pizza delivery service is open 24 hours...

[MikeMetal]

Granted but they don't accept night calls.

 

I wish for back massage from a good looking lady.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but she steals your clothes and wallet

 

 

i wish i had big tits

[MikeMetal]

Granted, they're so big you can't get up anymore. Also, your profile views have been increased by thousands.

 

I wish for a burger.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted, that is not the Mc'Donalds

 

I want more free time

[MikeMetal]

Granted, spend it all on Lovers Lab.

 

I wish I could breath underwater.