Corrupt A Wish

[MikeMetal]

Granted, your head is stuck in a gallon of water.

 

I wish for a wishing idea.

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, stick around more.

 

 

I wish I can fly so that I won't waste my money into buying fuel and car maintenance... and car insurance and road-tax also.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, but you'll have to endure heavy traffic all the time.

 

I wish some redhead would stop staring at me.

[Guest]

Granted, but she'll never give you her number and you'll never sleep with her and marry her and raise children and live a long, happy life.

 

I wish that wasn't kind of depressing to type.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, it's suicidal.

 

 

I wish it will start raining marshmallow today, or girls... It's raining girls! Hallelujah!!!

[MikeMetal]

Granted, it will also rain blood from those girls. Try sticking yours in that.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, you take west, I take east.

 

 

I wish it's Friday tomorrow...

[MikeMetal]

Granted, but you'll be working all day.

 

I wish the time would go faster.

[formel]

Granted a day will only take a minute, your life will be over within 2h.

 

 

I wish for the ultimativ thought.

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted but do not think too

 

I want more ice cream

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but its melted

 

 

 

i wish i could have saints flow

[Guest]

Granted, but aliens invade Earth and enslave the planet. Though you still have those super powers.

 

Damn, now I wish I could have some Saints Flow.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted, but now you are my homie so i rule you

 

 

i wish i could have gat in real life

[Guest]

Granted, but he dies.

 

I wish he could have come back.

[HyperonicX]

I cannot grant wishes I do not understand. Please try to be more specific.

 

I wish that I hadn't broken my 360 controller...

[formel]

Granted now your x-box is broken or the device you pluged it in

 

 

I wish for a rain of intelegence so that all the idiots who are supposed to vote in Septemper wake up.

[nonusnomeni]

granted but won't help cuz on list will be only angel

 

i wish umans recognize my divine right to rule this time and space

[Guest]

Granted, and they recognize it as ridiculous and undeserving.

 

I wish I could see the looks on their face when they find that out. I'm sure the laughter will be entertaining.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but then they lynch you

 

i wish for time

[Myst42]

Granted, but I'll give it tomorrow when you read this message again and it says the exact same thing

 

Wish for some mushrooms to plant

[Guest Leonardo W]

granted: ask the elves

 

wish to play oblivion with 3d glasses

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but their missing a lens

 

 

i wish for a succubus harem

[Myst42]

Granted, you do know they're succubus right? they suck the life (and everything else) and leave you dry...

Well it's your wish... enjoy becoming a mummy... 

 

I wish to concentrate on modding again

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but no one appreciates your input

 

 

i wish for the ability to have limitless sex

[Myst42]

Granted, you're now a character in some random LL dweller's PC... (not mine BTW)  that means sex mods

Virtual chars never get tired of sex, they can be raped for years. And when the user turns off PC, they're still getting raped!!

 

Wish this era to come to an end