Corrupt A Wish

[Emily]

Actually it went too sharp you can see those pixel blocks. (omg..)

 

Emily wish she can make it to the church tommorrow it's been a while since she went absents.. again she wish the preacher aren't so mammon orientated..

[Guest]

Psh, that's easy to fix. It's the seams that suck

 

Granted, but the church gets crushed by a 300-foot tall monster.

 

I wish I had money, and another wish.

[Emily]

Granted, you're now the pastor in emily church.

 

Emily wish Every member in loverslab gain +2 to intellect and +2 charisma ability score.

 

 

[Guest]

Granted, but now everyone is snobby.

 

I wish everyone could just hug each other and chill for once. Maybe have a nice cold beer or two.

[Emily]

Of course, as long as there is no drunk rape. Emily game to that.

 

Emily wish Black beer aren't so bitter.... you know.

[Rias]

Granted, it's white, who knows what's in it.

I wish I won the lottery.

[Guest]

Granted, but you lost your ticket. 

 

I wish for a robot unicorn.

[formel]

Granted but i will penetrate you with is horn...

 

 

I wish that more people are more enthusiastic about my sheer existence like they were e.g. after the birth of the child from the english prince

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, now your the most wanted guy in the world, especially by the FBI.

 

I wish I had more time to play all the games I have.

[Galacticat42]

Granted, but a fire destroyed them all. Destroyed your computers, your laptops, your consoles... Everything.

 

I wish I could get a trip to Europe.

[formel]

Granted but you will get much trouble on arrival with the local authorities.

 

I wish for a hot spring

[nonusnomeni]

granted

and summer, and autumn, and winter...

 

i wish for

[Xxantoss]

Granted, but its filled with worms.

 

I wish for a small army of psychopaths to carry out one of my plans.

[joeprotecj]

Granted, but they're psychopaths so they eventually kill you.

 

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

[HyperonicX]

Granted. But now you can never eat again!

 

I wish I was smarter!

[Guest]

Granted, but your brain became swollen to the point where your head exploded.

 

I wish for some candy.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, say hello to tooth decay.

 

I wish my wishes really came true.

[HyperonicX]

Granted, but you have to pay a terrible price to get them granted!

 

When will my face hugger baby be born? I know it'll burst out of my stomach, but still. I want to prepare for the moment!

[formel]

Err thats hardly a wish more a qustion but incubation process depends on how much you eat.

 

I wish that will not conclude in another alien invasio.

[Myst42]

Not granted, they're already here and resistance is futile

 

I with my alien comrades lend me one of the thunder lightning death ray weapons of old

[HyperonicX]

Granted, but it's so worn out it's unusable.

 

I wish for lots of food! (no fruit, tomatoes or anything I dislike. And I don't want the food I want rotten, mouldy, dusty, or inedible.)

[Necronlord2]

Granted, but i forgot to tell you where the food actually is.

 

i wish for a diamond pony named Butt Stallion

[Tensu_Makadi]

Granted but the vault hunters have come to kill you and your daughter to...

 

I wish for the perfect skyrim immersion all in one mod.

[HyperonicX]

Granted, but it's not available anywhere, so supplies are limited to me only. (and maybe those I trust)

 

I wish I was popular, but not celebrity popular or popular enough for people to try to kill me.

[formel]

Granted you will be popular with in the Korowai tribe.

 

 

I wish for a shuriken.