Corrupt A Wish

[HyperonicX]

Granted. You're fired from your job, kicked out of your house, and are now living on the streets with no food, money or internet, but you now have all the free time you want! Good job! You earned this wish! XD!

 

I wish I was the head guy at Hasbro, so I could have my say in which direction they should go in with the different shows they do!

[Guest]

Granted, but now all the bronies disagree with your decisions for MLP and send constant death threats, forcing you to resign and move to Nicaragua.

 

I wish I could see that too.

[formel]

Granted you will also become these death threats and are forced to work with him together and flee with him to Nicaragua to survive.

 

 

I wish for the bigest swiss army knife.

[Commander Drag Queen]

Granted. However, it's not in one piece. You'll have to get all the parts and then build it yourself.

 

I wish I had a hammer. One like in Super Smash Bros., where it's as tall as you are but really easy to pick up and swing. 

[Guest]

Granted, but you get murdered by a small, yellow electric rodent who steals your hammer.

 

I wish I had a giant robot.

[HyperonicX]

I'd grant that wish, but don't you already HAVE a giant robotic body ready for battle/war? I can give it a slight upgrade if you wish though, using stole- I mean legally acquired technology I obtained from many races!

 

I wish for a great hearty breakfast. I'm hungry!

[formel]

Granted, here you have beans.

 

I wish to squaring the circle.

[Commander Drag Queen]

Granted, but you get murdered by a small, yellow electric rodent who steals your hammer.

I get killed by Ling-Ling? What a way to go...

 

I wish to squaring the circle.

Granted, you now have a four-edged circle. Due to this, the universe has collapsed.

 

I wish I was less sleepy. I have so much left to do today.

[HyperonicX]

 

I wish to squaring the circle.

Granted, you now have a four-edged circle. Due to this, the universe has collapsed.

 

I wish I was less sleepy. I have so much left to do today.

 

First, a four edged circle is a divide by 0 error, so you're right there.

 

As for your wish, let's see... granted. Now you will never sleep again, and yet you still need rest!

 

I wish I had a good night's sleep last night!

[formel]

Granted...but as the reversion of the time flow is immpossible, you have to live with the fact that you slept bad last night.

 

 

I wish 3D movies in cinemas will be exterminated.

[HyperonicX]

Granted. But now the Daleks have invaded Earth again, and now we are slaves! Thanks a lot!!! </sarcasm>

 

I wish to create a rebellion against the Daleks.

[Commander Drag Queen]

Granted, however it is put down within five minutes. The ringleader was caught eating an icecream cone.

 

I wish that the next generation wasn't doomed to fail (meaning today's kids).

[HyperonicX]

Granted. They are now taught the old ways of doing things, and now the world is having a 3rd World War, this time against each other, so all nations are fighting each other and themselves!

 

I wish for some ice-cream! I don't care if it's winter, I want some dammit!

[formel]

Granted but because it is summer and quite hot it will melt befor it reaches you.

 

 

I wish to see Wagner's The Ring of the Nibelung in a good production.

[HyperonicX]

Granted, but the actors are subpar alcoholics!

 

I wish I wasn't tired!

 

 

[Call me Mark]

Granted but you loss your ability to sleep.

 

I wish weekends last longer.

[HyperonicX]

Granted. They now last 1 second longer.

 

I wish I never needed sleep to begin with!

[formel]

Granted but you are now a robot and has to obey your leader the Robot nixon untill the Robolution.

 

 

I wish for a knife with monomolecular cutting edge.

[Emily]

Granted, Here is the knaif.

 

Emily wish she can stop modding, play dumb, being completely modest and stay here permanently on BBOF.

[formel]

Granted look closly  and listen 

You will stop moding, you will become modest, you never want to leave the BBOF ever again

You will stop moding, you will become modest, you never want to leave the BBOF ever again

You will stop moding, you will become modest, you never want to leave the BBOF ever again

You will stop moding, you will become modest, you never want to leave the BBOF ever again

You will stop moding, you will become modest, you never want to leave the BBOF ever again

 

 

I wish that this hypnosis attempt didn't work.

[Emily]

Buuhhh,... Emily Obey.... Must stop... modding...

 

 

Emily wish her other conscience not interfere.

[formel]

Granted these conscience will be transfered into a identical copy of your body and life from now on its own live. It may lead to some complications in the future.

 

 

I wish that the knaif isn't copied in the process.

[HyperonicX]

Granted. *eats said knife* There, now it's in me, and it won't be copied. ... I'm gonna go lie down.

 

Doctor, my stomach started hurting all of a sudden! What's wrong with me?

[Emily]

A face hugger planted an egg into your innard last night.

 

Emily wish this Monday everyone is up for work and the costumer up to buy and pay their check.

[Guest]

Granted, but the check is made out in Monopoly Money amounts.

 

I wish UV mapping wasn't so dull.