Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Granted, but it gets cancelled after 3 episodes. I wish for more cowbell.
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Granted. ON SNL. I wish I could throw you on the ground!
Guest Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 Granted, but it's actually someone else. Private Detective Gene Parmesan. Isn't he the best?
HyperonicX Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 No. I wish I could get my allowance today instead of waiting until Tuesday! I need the money dammit!
Emily Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Granted, You're no longer have allowance. This way you will always need money. Emily wish the muslim stop treating the dog like swine based on their dogma.
HyperonicX Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Granted. Now dogs will start treating muslims like swine in retaliation! I wish for a Flaming Homer! (the drink Homer made, not Homer on fire, or a gay Homer Simpson!)
formel Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Granted they will now treat them like a Hindu treats a cow, so brace yourself for a lot of free roaming dogs. I wish that the next James Bond movie will be more like the good old ones.
HyperonicX Posted August 1, 2013 Posted August 1, 2013 Granted, but that will be the last James Bond movie, cause now nobody likes the franchise! 'Tis a pity, that... I wish for a genie so I can get 2 wishes granted then with the last wish I could wish for another genie that grants wishes! XD!
Commander Drag Queen Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but the second genie is hard of hearing and thinks you asked for a Tuna Sandwich. That's as old as you are! I wish I could start the day over.
HyperonicX Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, however you're stuck in an infinite time loop, being forced to live your day over and over and over again, causing you to go insane! I wish for Majora's Mask!
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but you get your ass kicked by a mute elf child that wears green all the time. I wish for another pony.
Commander Drag Queen Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but it's psychotic and it believes it's Applejack from MLP. Have fun getting murdered by apples! I wish that I bought a white wii instead of the discounted blue one (for gamecube playback reasons).
HyperonicX Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but it's bricked, so it's completely useless! (just like my 3DS...) I wish I was my character from MLP, and I lived in Equestria, preferably near both Canterlot and Ponyville!
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but you have horrible breath now and everyone in Equestria hates you. I wish diamond ponies like Butt Stallion were real.
Commander Drag Queen Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but now Handsome Jack is trying to kill you. I wish my day would stop repeating. I don't want to be stuck in a time loop like Bill Murray.
HyperonicX Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Denied. I'm having too much fun messing with you! XD! Plus, you're stuck in the Time War, so I can't stop the loop! I wish my bad breath in the MLP universe was replaced with a nice minty smell that everyone likes!
formel Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Garnted, but in the vacuum nobody smells you. I wish to become a dooms day prophet.
Commander Drag Queen Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Granted, but doomsday has already happened (we're all dead), so nobody believes you. I wish I didn't have telemarketers calling me at 10 am.
Veta Posted August 3, 2013 Posted August 3, 2013 Granted , they call you at 9 am . I wish time would remain like this forever .
HyperonicX Posted August 3, 2013 Posted August 3, 2013 Denied. Time cannot remain like this forever. Time will keep on flowing... and plus, I'm waiting for Tuesday to come around, so there's another reason I'm denying your wish. I wish Tuesday would hurry up and get here! I'm sick of waiting already!
Guest Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Granted. But it will be the last Tuesday in existence and your life will shorten by 57 years. I wish I had a badass crater of badassitude.
HyperonicX Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Denied for corrupting my wish and for messing about with time! Now you're going to be in a LOT of trouble with not just the Time Lords of old but also the Doctor! Watch the first part to get what I mean! XD! Now for my wish. I wish to make millions on the stock exchange so I can buy tons of asbestos! XD!
Guest Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Granted, but you made millions off of the fall of Hasbro which shut down shortly after. Which also leads to the permanent cancellation of My Little Pony. I wish I had some popcorn if that actually happened. The internet would be hilarious at that moment.
CharlieFoxxx Posted August 4, 2013 Posted August 4, 2013 Granted, but the popcorn is as old as you are, and will kill you if you eat it. I wish for more skyrim mods from LL
feles_m Posted August 5, 2013 Posted August 5, 2013 Granted but they're all heavily scripted thus corrupting your savefiles. I wish I had more free time.
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