Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted, but it gets cancelled after 3 episodes.

 

I wish for more cowbell.

[Guest]

Granted. ON SNL.

 

I wish I could throw you on the ground! 

[Guest]

Granted, but it's actually someone else. Private Detective Gene Parmesan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Isn't he the best?

[HyperonicX]

No.

 

I wish I could get my allowance today instead of waiting until Tuesday! I need the money dammit!

[Emily]

Granted, You're no longer have allowance. This way you will always need money.

 

Emily wish the muslim stop treating the dog like swine based on their dogma.

 

[HyperonicX]

Granted. Now dogs will start treating muslims like swine in retaliation!

 

I wish for a Flaming Homer! (the drink Homer made, not Homer on fire, or a gay Homer Simpson!)

[formel]

Granted they will now treat them like a Hindu treats a cow, so brace yourself for a lot of free roaming dogs.

 

I wish that the next James Bond movie will be more like the good old ones.

[HyperonicX]

Granted, but that will be the last James Bond movie, cause now nobody likes the franchise! 'Tis a pity, that...

 

I wish for a genie so I can get 2 wishes granted then with the last wish I could wish for another genie that grants wishes! XD!

[Commander Drag Queen]

Granted, but the second genie is hard of hearing and thinks you asked for a Tuna Sandwich. That's as old as you are!

 

I wish I could start the day over.

[HyperonicX]

Granted, however you're stuck in an infinite time loop, being forced to live your day over and over and over again, causing you to go insane!

 

I wish for Majora's Mask!

[Guest]

Granted, but you get your ass kicked by a mute elf child that wears green all the time.

 

I wish for another pony.

[Commander Drag Queen]

Granted, but it's psychotic and it believes it's Applejack from MLP. Have fun getting murdered by apples!

 

I wish that I bought a white wii instead of the discounted blue one (for gamecube playback reasons).

[HyperonicX]

Granted, but it's bricked, so it's completely useless! (just like my 3DS...)

 

I wish I was my character from MLP, and I lived in Equestria, preferably near both Canterlot and Ponyville!

[Guest]

Granted, but you have horrible breath now and everyone in Equestria hates you.

 

I wish diamond ponies like Butt Stallion were real. 

[Commander Drag Queen]

Granted, but now Handsome Jack is trying to kill you.

 

I wish my day would stop repeating. I don't want to be stuck in a time loop like Bill Murray. 

[HyperonicX]

Denied. I'm having too much fun messing with you! XD! Plus, you're stuck in the Time War, so I can't stop the loop!

 

I wish my bad breath in the MLP universe was replaced with a nice minty smell that everyone likes!

[formel]

Garnted, but in the vacuum nobody smells you.

 

 

I wish to become a dooms day prophet.

[Commander Drag Queen]

Granted, but doomsday has already happened (we're all dead), so nobody believes you.

 

I wish I didn't have telemarketers calling me at 10 am.

[Veta]

Granted , they call you at 9 am .

 

 

 

I wish time would remain like this forever .

[HyperonicX]

Denied. Time cannot remain like this forever. Time will keep on flowing... and plus, I'm waiting for Tuesday to come around, so there's another reason I'm denying your wish.

 

I wish Tuesday would hurry up and get here! I'm sick of waiting already!

[Guest]

Granted. But it will be the last Tuesday in existence and your life will shorten by 57 years. 

 

I wish I had a badass crater of badassitude. 

[HyperonicX]

Denied for corrupting my wish and for messing about with time! Now you're going to be in a LOT of trouble with not just the Time Lords of old but also the Doctor!

 

Watch the first part to get what I mean! XD!

 

Now for my wish. I wish to make millions on the stock exchange so I can buy tons of asbestos! XD!

[Guest]

Granted, but you made millions off of the fall of Hasbro which shut down shortly after. Which also leads to the permanent cancellation of My Little Pony.

 

I wish I had some popcorn if that actually happened. The internet would be hilarious at that moment.

[CharlieFoxxx]

Granted, but the popcorn is as old as you are, and will kill you if you eat it.

 

I wish for more skyrim mods from LL

[feles_m]

Granted but they're all heavily scripted thus corrupting your savefiles.

 

I wish I had more free time.