Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted, you just need somebody that will build that mod for you.

 

I wish I was already sleeping and not telling a wish.

[Ernest Lemmingway]

Granted, but you're stuck in a nightmare you can't wake up from!

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[Oburael]

Granted but then you only had one wish and you used it on the least desired wish.

 

I wish I could control my height and weight to anything that I wanted instantly!

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you cannot add what is not there, IE removing from your height will add to your weight

 

I wish I still felt like I was young

[Oburael]

Granted, but feeling and looking are exclusive from each other. You now look triple your age!

 

I wish whenever I went swimming, I grew gills and fins!

[Stross97]

Granted, have some gillyweed.

 

I wish I had more money.

[Oburael]

18 hours ago, Stross97 said:

Granted, have some gillyweed.

 

I wish I had more money.

Granted but now currency is depicted in uranium and money is now worth nothing.

I wish I was a Necromancer.

[Stross97]

Granted, but you're a necromancer in necromorph form.

 

I wish I had more healthy knees.

[Oburael]

Granted but they are healthy jello knees! Wobble wobble!

 

I wish I had my own island!

 

[MetalCowboy]

Granted but it's an erupting volcano.

 

I wish I could grow better facial hair.

[Oburael]

Granted, but now all of you is covered in hair and you are now made of it.

I wish I could swim professionally.

[Stross97]

Granted, but it's in a 3 foot deep 100 yard long pool, and if you touch the bottom you lose. Winning prize is always a roast chicken.

 

I wish I had the talent to put my creative thoughts to practice, successfully.

[Oburael]

Granted, but you end up breaking the laws of physics and logic, causing a black hole and ending existence entirely. Woops!

 

I wish I could breathe fire!

[Rando_guy]

Granted, but you can only breathe IN fire.

 

I wish for my own Waifu

 

[Oburael]

Granted, now she won't leave you alone! An overblown, obsessed Yandere!

 

I wish there were better werewolf anime.

[Stross97]

Granted, but it's on an old VHS tape.

 

I wish I could eat the fruit out of fruition.

[Oburael]

Granted but it is atom sized so you can't tell where it is.

I wish I had confidence.

[Stross97]

Granted, but you're only confident in your ability to fold clothes.

 

I wish I knew how to code.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but it's only in Fish (cryptography) .

 

I wish Jupiters weather would calm down.

[SirDuke]

On 11/22/2018 at 10:59 AM, Fienyx said:

I wish Jupiters weather would calm down.

Granted! Look!

Seems sunny to me...

?

 

I wish my good old car would last a few years longer.

[Oburael]

Granted but only in dog years. Oops!

 

I wish I could have my own harem.

[Fienyx]

Granted, your harem comes from a leper colony.

 

I wish you a merry, happy, joyous, good whatever you celebrate this time of year.

[Oburael]

Granted but then no one else has a good whatever they celebrate...

 

I wish I could fly on command!

[Stross97]

Granted, but you can only fly as well as a chicken.

 

I wish some people would stay out of my business.

[SirDuke]

Granted. As well as your customers, clients and everyone else, who might bring some money into your cash register.

 

I wish for the zombie-apocalypse. I think it time, now!