Corrupt A Wish

[Guest]

Granted but now theres a water shortage.

 

I wish to be better looking

[Laura]

Granted, you look great in your new permanent ballgag.

 

I wish to have enough money for a ZX10R.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but now you cannot afford the petrol for it.

 

I wish I had not spent most of the day sleeping.

 

[Laura]

Denied, you are now well rested and there is nothing you can do about it.

 

I wish I had all the clothes in the world.

[Fifoo]

Granted, they overwhelm you from all sides.

 

I wish I had more color choices available in the LoversLabTextEditor.

[Stross97]

Denied, color wheels are still going round and round on the bus.

 

I wish I wasn't so forgettable.

[Laura]

Granted, you're now known as the biggest purple flower fan of the world.

 

I wish I was known for something.

[Stross97]

Granted, you are known for being the smallest red flower fan in the country.

 

I wish I could relax for once.

[Laura]

Granted, weed. (jk don't do drugs)

 

I wish I had console commands IRL.

[FauxFurry]

Granted but all of the console commands themselves are bugged.

I wish that people would stop being so gullible.

[Guest]

Granted but now no one believes in anything.

 

I wish the world wasn't flat. 

[Stross97]

Granted, it is ever so slightly curved.

 

I wish I could turn back time.

[Fifoo]

Granted, your life is now evolving in an infinite loop.

 

I wish I could type my posts faster.

[Stross97]

Granted, you now know how to paraphrase.

 

I wish I didn't get caught.

[Guest]

Granted, They let you out of your tiny cage.

 

I wish the beta would stop getting delayed.

[Potato_Skill]

Granted.

 

I wish I've never wished for anything.

[Laura]

Granted, just give me the AWP.

 

I wish for a better phone.

[Guest]

Granted, It will be better in every way, except every action performed is reversed.

 

I wish for soup.

[Oburael]

Granted, here is boiling hot soup poured into your lap! Feel the burn!

 

I wish that I had the confidence in real life like I do online.

[Reginald_001]

44 minutes ago, Oburael said:

Granted, here is boiling hot soup poured into your lap! Feel the burn!

 

I wish that I had the confidence in real life like I do online.

Granted, but you will look like a green slime monster with a lot of confidence.

(ps: I have the same confidence offline as online and trust me: it's more trouble than it's worth... )

 

I wish I knew everything.

[Oburael]

Granted, now knowing everything, you know the past, present and future... including your own that you cannot change, but you keep trying fruitlessly. Have fun with that! ?

 

(Much love to you, Reginald_001)

I wish that I could help colonize Mars.

[Reginald_001]

Granted, you can help colonize Mars, but you have to offer support remotely, from within an underground secret facility, somewhere in the desert.

 

I wish I would not get nervous/stressed any more.

[Oburael]

Granted, now you feel no worry from the spider biting your neck and killing you. Woops!

 

I wish I could create Ozone layers like Earth's onto other habitable planets and moons!

[Reginald_001]

Granted. Have fun with it.

 

I wish I could have a transporter device, and use it without any consequences to myself, or others.

[Oburael]

Granted, but you hadn't written down any ideas on where to go yet, so you were everywhere and nowhere all at once. Like Schrodinger's Cat!

...yay?

 

I wish there was a way to get the sims 3 simpoints store stuff for free with no weird, sexual favors for whomsoever that grants it to me and without EA noticing ever.