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Corrupt A Wish


Ashal

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Granted, but you're still wearing your winter clothes and coat and can't take it off.

 

I wish I had X ray vision to see through clothes.

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Granted, but now you're stuck in this thread until you find Millicent's secret wish.

 

I wish I could make my own mod (and share it) without any help, humbly knowing that this would be unachievable for me.

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Granted, this person is now by your side but you ran so hard to join her that you are out of breath and can not say a word anymore.

 

I wish I could read the thoughts and especially those of a certain person. :classic_biggrin:

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Granted, but the voices never stop the berating your mind. Which causes you to adopt the use of a tin foil hat in vain and becoming a hermit.

 

I wish that the inmates would realize that spewing death threats to me isn't actually threatening in the least, It's just more paperwork :expressionless:

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Granted, without hesitation you decide to enter the time machine and come back to your very first game session in Skyrim, which means that you have played twice as much as anyone until today, when, without hesitation you enter the machine to go back in time and come back to your very first ... and so on ...

 

I wish that Comrade Laura 'Lokomootje' could come out of this endless loop.

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Granted. Everything is better with bacon.

 

I wish my Korean vacation was not close to the end.

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Granted, this suit molds your body so much that you do not dare to move for fear of tearing it apart.

I wish I could assemble a new pc quickly, mine starts showing its limits for the current mods.

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Granted he's now the bravest dog ever, also the dumbest and keeps attacking your socks thinking they are snakes.

 

I wish i knew the answer to everything

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Granted: People are constantly harassing you with questions of all kinds, from the smartest to the most stupid imaginable, so that from now on you'll have no more respite for you.

 

I wish that time never stops.

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Granted, You are now confronted with the false absurdity of the laws of the infinitely small.

 

I wish to be able to play freely with the laws of gravity.

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Granted, and to take full advantage, you need now a larger desktop, a new pc case, a new motherboard, a new power supply ...

 

I wish for a good hot and tight cup of coffee.

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