Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now Stross remembers everything, only not when needed.

 

I wish the free car wash place wasn't so far away.

[Guest]

Granted, The water hose was relocated to your bedroom.

 

I wish I had a drink.

[Stross97]

Granted, the water hose has now been re-relocated to YOUR bedroom.

 

I wish this Gatorade didn't taste like cough syrup.

[Guest]

Denied, It's the "Desert Suck Special"

 

I wish I had a steak.

[Stross97]

Granted, it's the steak that one guy cooked for us that one time that took 30 minutes per bite to chew.

 

I wish I had that steak now.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted just snap the handle of a broom, any sharp piece of wood is a stake in a pinch

 

I wish I had a frijj to drink

[Guest]

Denied, Nobody cared to make it.

 

I wish I had more vodka to drown my sorrow and shorten my time.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have a swimming pool filled with the stuff.

 

I wish I knew if you could float in a vodka pool

[Guest]

Granted, but it would be facedown after a short period of time.

 

I wish that I had a new keyboard.

[Guest]

Granted but it's in a language you dont know and the keys are mixed up.

 

I wish for a new tattoo

[Stross97]

Granted, the tattoo shops are open from 0900-1700.

 

I wish I had more time to be back home.

[RaTMan71]

Granted, but your home was relocated to the arctic circle.

 

I wish I was a kitten.

[Stross97]

Granted, now you must put up with my shenanigans before I pet you.

 

I wish these next three weeks will go by fast.

[Guest]

Granted, A blur will overtake you in a Rambler.

 

I wish that I could find another mag for my thompson.

[Stross97]

Granted, it's at Thompsons house.

 

I wish my flight date didn't get pushed back.

[Guest]

Granted, It's pushed forward but will take 8 times as long.

 

I wish I wasn't puking blood.

[Guest]

Granted, hopefully you're not now

 

I wish Xmas was over already

[Laura]

Granted, it hasn't even started.

 

I wish for a white Xmas.

[Guest]

Granted, However white will only serve as a canvas for a myriad of other colors.

 

I wish to not deal with Cretinous reprobates for a few days.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, until the entire world is eliminated you have no choice but to do that.

 

I wish family members wouldn't get so bitchy this time of year.

[Laura]

Denied, suffering makes you stronger. (It doesn't)

 

I wish I didn't have to wipe my ass.

[Guest]

Granted, now you are just a member of an undead persuasion. Only thing you'll do is rot.

 

I wish that I had a new bed.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, Much like Bon Jovi, tonight you will sleep in a bed of Nails.

 

I wish you had actually written undead percussion

[Laura]

Denied, I have no idea what that is.

 

I wish I understood the things you people say.

[Guest]

Granted but now you cant understand anyone where you live.

 

I wish for warm weather.