Corrupt A Wish

[Stross97]

Granted, you cold hearted sonofabitch.

 

I wish I could wish a wishful wishing wish.

[Guest]

Granted, the desert sucks marginally less.

 

I wish these avionics weren't junk.

[Laura]

Granted, they are now not junk, but they still can't fly.

 

I wish i could fly.

I wish i could touch the sky.

[Guest]

Denied, This will not come to fruition.

 

I wish there was more drink.

[Stross97]

Granted, you must retrieve it from Johnny Guitar's mind, however.

 

I wish I were home already.

[Guest]

granted, only a few months remain.

 

I wish I had another pilot for a few sorties.

[Stross97]

Granted, it's Johnny. Johnny Guitar.

 

I wish I had more time for games.

[Guest]

Granted, Going to have to fight family for that time however.

 

I wish I knew where they had expected me to go when the bombs were to fall.

[Laura]

Granted, ask your Vault-Tech representative.

 

I wish i lived in my modded Skyrim.

[Stross97]

Granted. ALL THE DEVIOUS MODS!

 

Don't we all, though, honestly?

[Guest]

Granted, Still a wish in my book.

 

I wish I could live in Arma and go camping between assignments.

[Stross97]

Granted. Would be kekkle.

 

I wish I could transport myself into and out of whatever fictional time or place I want at any time I feel like it.

[Guest]

Granted, But you have to take someone with you.

 

I wish that I could fly a jet.

[Laura]

Granted, Al-Qaida is recruiting.

 

I wish i didn't post this.

[Guest]

Granted, delete button is right in the corner.

 

I wish they would consider just updating the A-10 instead of using a stealth fighter for a CAS craft.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, someone paid someone to make sure they could do that.

 

I wish the will of the people actually meant something

[Stross97]

Granted, the will to do nothing is strong.

 

I wish my happiness wasn't ruined within minutes every time.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, stop telling the clock you love it, it will always shake its hand at you.

 

I wish I had better luck

[Stross97]

Granted, you have better luck than I currently do.

 

I wish life wasn't cruel to the people that don't deserve cruelty.

[Guest]

Denied, life is a cruel bitch without having to wonder why.

 

I wish that sleep was refreshing lately.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, only the innocent rise refreshed, we will forever be tormented by our past.

 

I wish I hadn't been sucked into playing ME:Andromeda multiplayer

 

[Stross97]

Denied, space vacuums are strong.

 

I wish I didn't get screwed over on a daily basis.

[Guest]

Granted, now its escalated to a rough fucking over.

 

I wish I was a better companion.

[Stross97]

Granted, you are now dogmeat from FNV

[Guest]

I wish that you were perhaps a bit less forgetful