Corrupt A Wish

[Stross97]

Granted, pull it from a hat.

 

I wish I had something reasonable to wish for.

[Guest]

Denied, Nothing is reasonable or permitted.

 

I wish I had Vodka.

[Stross97]

Granted, here's an ounce.

 

I wish I was useful.

[Guest]

Granted, you gave me vodka.

 

I wish I had Vodquila.

[Stross97]

Granted, there goes your memories.

 

I wish I was already out and being useless hooman again.

[Guest]

Denied, The corp. still believes you haven't paid your dues.

 

I wish there was time.

[Guest]

There is always time, but probably you will miss it.

 

I wish I was not bored to debug my mods.

 

[Guest]

Granted, Now it is the only thing that could entertain you.

 

I wish that Fallout 3 worked 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, the raiders got it

 

I wish weekends lasted longer

[Guest]

Denied, There is a reason that there is an end within their end.

 

I wish that I wasn't so hungry.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it's one of the curses of being a ghost

 

I wish winter were actually cold

 

[Stross97]

Denied, winter is still coming.

 

I wish I could be happy more.

[Guest]

Granted, the tour will be over soon and we will go get ice cream.

 

I wish that I had architectural sense.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted you've read and memorised The Fundamentals of Architecture: Second Edition 2nd Edition

 

I wish insurance companies would assume someone who has never claimed for car damage before may need some assistance in the process

[Fienyx]

Granted, but the website they link you to returns error 404.

 

I wish the green lantern would give me his power ring.

[Guest]

Denied, There is no solace to be found within its power.

 

I wish I had a purpose that would elude me.

[Stross97]

Denied, it just evades you.

 

I wish I had better ways of expressing creativity.

[Guest]

Granted, You just took up writing.

 

I wish Stross hadn't granted my previous wish by denying it.

[Fienyx]

Granted, but you find out your purpose is to be the tester of the new space suit. It had a small leak and you got instant freezer burn.

 

I wish they wouldn't go cheap on space travel stuff.

[Stross97]

Granted, now every penny you make goes directly towards space travel stuff.

 

I wish certain drugs were legal so that I could be happy more often.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you can now get viagra delivered to your door

 

 

I wish it was the weekend already

 

[Stross97]

Denied, there's too much work to be done.

 

I wish it was October already.

[Guest]

Granted, your calender had a seizure.

 

I wish I had a sprawl security suit.

[Stross97]

Granted all you do is sprawl on the ground when you wear it.

 

I wish I could make all my irrational dreams come true.

[Guest]

Granted, But now you Fear the Future.

 

I wish that they could see through the holes in the wall.