Corrupt A Wish

[Stross97]

Granted, but all they see is the spotted death lizard.

 

I wish I had more tasteful wishes.

[Guest]

Granted, you now live in a hole with the family.

 

I wish that German superhero wasn't here to rape and pillage us.

[Stross97]

Denied, he lasted three years. Three years. THREE. FUCKING. YEARS.

 

I wish my burgeoning inquiry was more easily answered.

[Guest]

Denied, you are a voiceless protagonist.

 

I wish the protagonist was without a voice.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, however, his sign language is inescapable

 

I wish all Terminal illnesses were like A certain South African Businessman's

 

[Guest]

Granted, They're obscure and you can't derive a sadistic sense of pleasure from them.

 

I wish I could see better.

[Fienyx]

Granted, you now see to the microscopic level.....and only the microscopic.

 

I wish it was easier to push my wheelchair on the beach.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have a beach wheelchair, with beach tires and skids for easy gliding and attachable pontoons for surfing.

 

I wish that were actually practical.

[Guest]

Denied, his mind does not need it. And it is all that matters in this life. (Cheers @Comrade Fienyx)

 

I wish I had helped more people in my life.

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted so many are now grateful to Mr. Angel of Death

 

i wish a update

 

 

[Guest]

Granted. No update for LLab until 4.2 will be out of beta. No updates on my mods until I will complete one of them. The political situation all around the world is always the lousy same. Our health is just the same it was 5 minutes ago.

 

I wish I will help somebody tomorrow (I am going to sleep in a few minutes)

[Stross97]

Granted, there's bound to be plenty that need help.

 

I wish I'd have made better decisions in the past.

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, the problem with decisions is you don't know if you made the right one or not, something you feel was a shit decision may actually have been a major plot point driving the story ever forward.

 

I wish I knew why my game crashed when leaving the cell at the entrance to the embershard mine.

 

[Stross97]

It took a shard of memory with it.

 

I wish I could know if my decisions were right or wrong.

[Guest]

Granted, but you only received a new personality in your head to make that decision.

 

I wish I was drunk.

[Stross97]

Vodka.

 

I wish I was high?

[Guest]

Acid.

 

I wish I was game.

[Millicent Bystander]

Nike

 

I wish I knew what we where doing

[Stross97]

Stuff.

 

I wish my intelligence was higher than my luck.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have zero luck

 

I wish I'd saved the money I had been spending on my car once I'd paid it off, then I would have had a nice deposit by now for a new car.

[Stross97]

Granted, you just have to find the time machine to go back and do that.

 

I wish the next couple months would hurry up and go by already.

[Guest]

Granted, but now you can't remember why you wanted them to end.

 

I wish that I had a better bed.

[Slick Silk]

Granted, but you can't sleep in it.

I wish I knew how to make mods for Skyrim.

[NazWeed]

Granted, you get banned from Nexus.

I wish I stopped itching.

[Guest]

Granted, your skin is now iron and incapable of movement and maintaining internal bodily temperature.

 

I wish that it was colder.