Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Moobs?

 

I wish I knew what they were

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, man boobs

 

I wish I could find the perfect career for me

[Content Consumer]

Granted. Your new career is in draining impacted anal scent glands from rabid skunks.

 

I wish I could just get to sleep.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, chamomile tea

 

I wish for more tea

[Guest]

granted you get t-bagged by Millificent

 

i wish i had a super fancy tea set--

the Gjallerhorn of tea sets

(yes as a 23 year old man i want a

tea set and im aware of that- i fuckin

love tea)

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted. Your new career is in draining impacted anal scent glands from rabid skunks.

 

I wish I could just get to sleep.

it worries me that you think of that as the perfect career

 

granted you get t-bagged by Millificent

 

i wish i had a super fancy tea set--

the Gjallerhorn of tea sets

(yes as a 23 year old man i want a

tea set and im aware of that- i fuckin

love tea)

granted, but there is a chip in each and every item.

 

I wish I felt more motivated

[Guest]

granted you start doing cocaine

which motivates you to do more

cocaine

 

i wish evga 1080s go on sale on monday

[shirow]

Granted, however they will be malfunctioning

I wish I could find love.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just google it

 

I wish I could think of wishes

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, but every time you think of one someone else has already wished it

 

I wish this was a wish AethyrMipe wanted to wish but can't because I wished it

[shirow]

Granted, however that wish is another free wish for AethyrMipe.

 

I wish I had a robot.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, in South Africa we call Traffic lights robots., so now there is a major intersection outside your house with traffic lights.

 

I wish I knew why

[shirow]

granted, I don't know either.

 

I wish for half life 3.

[Guest]

granted your lifespan has been

divided by 3

 

i wish my new samsung 4k tv gets its

fuckin yellows, browns, & oranges

right unlike this current lg one 

 im going to return

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, get a different 4K TV

 

I wish I could work when feeling like shit. Work is starting to pile up

[Guest]

granted santa is bringing you

laxatives

 

i wish i the day goes by fast tomorrow

[Laura]

Granted, sleep through the day.

 

I wish i could transform myself into anything i wanted.

[SexDwarf2250]

Granted, and it only takes so long that by the time it's done, you no longer want to be whatever it is you became.

 

I wish that this thread would end forever, with this post.

[Laura]

Denied.

 

I wish that SexDwarf2250 is forever forced to participate in this thread.

[shirow]

Granted, he is forced to participate in the thread at least once every 50 years.

 

I wish my dishes could clean themselves.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just sell your soul to a demon

 

I wish for food

[shirow]

Granted you have now a dead deer in your backyard.

 

I wish lokomootje to receive a box full of gags.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but they are all made from chocolate and melted

 

I wish it where the 15th of December already

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, cause it's were

 

I wish Millicent checked his grammar 

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, I know it makes you happy and I like making people happy

 

I wish these damn browser people would hurry up and figure out how to highlight grammar mistakes