Millicent Bystander Posted December 13, 2016 Posted December 13, 2016 granted, you get a shipment of 25 G keys from Logitech I wish I had more energy in the evenings
Guest Posted December 13, 2016 Posted December 13, 2016 granted you get 24kilos of Cocaine i wish i knew why millificent wants the cocaine
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 Granted, it's to sell it off at a profit I wish to get some mushrooms
Millicent Bystander Posted December 14, 2016 Posted December 14, 2016 granted but the market is saturated so the returns are poor I wish I knew what to do with all this cocaine.
EllieSuraCremisi Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 granted you give it to me i wish i had more smarts
JynnCross Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 Granted, bitch slaps you like shiva. Tell me did that smart? I wish you never existed
EllieSuraCremisi Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 granted but now i'm a goddess i wish you were more small dicked
JynnCross Posted December 15, 2016 Posted December 15, 2016 granted, your vagina is now 10 times its normal size. I wish for wishes
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 Denied, no one gets wishes I wish to type properly on effing mobile
JynnCross Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 Granted, everyone you know will understand your garbled text messages I wish the world will end now
EllieSuraCremisi Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 Granted, everyone you know will understand your garbled text messages I wish the world will end now granted but it just comes right back i wish devs made a sex game that everyone likes
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 16, 2016 Posted December 16, 2016 Denied, cause no one ever likes the same thing as everybody else I wish for easier college applications
Guest Posted December 17, 2016 Posted December 17, 2016 granted but its in fallout 4's dialogue system i wish i was an X-Men!
JynnCross Posted December 17, 2016 Posted December 17, 2016 granted, you're now just a character in a computer game I wish for some turkey
Millicent Bystander Posted December 17, 2016 Posted December 17, 2016 granted, you got captured by some Kurds. I wish I had cake
JynnCross Posted December 17, 2016 Posted December 17, 2016 granted, you get a cheese cake with only cheese as its ingredient I wish I was free
Millicent Bystander Posted December 17, 2016 Posted December 17, 2016 granted, you get caught by slavers and given to the nearest brothel, you are now a freebie for new patrons. I wish I hadn't just put that mental image in my head
JynnCross Posted December 17, 2016 Posted December 17, 2016 granted, it's now tattooed onto your body instead I wish I had a bucket of Colonel Sanders' extra crispy chicken thighs
ThatSeasonsGal Posted December 17, 2016 Posted December 17, 2016 Granted, but it expired in 1997 I wish for fish
Millicent Bystander Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 granted, it is a singing bass I wish I knew what I was doing
JynnCross Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 granted, but you get distracted and forget again I wish for a spaghetti monster
Millicent Bystander Posted December 18, 2016 Posted December 18, 2016 Granted, he is always up there, looking after us, pray to him, become a Pastafarian. I wish more people would spread the good word.
LadyDemon Posted December 19, 2016 Posted December 19, 2016 Granted, everyone is spreading the good word on fat bastard. I wish this thread won't stop
Millicent Bystander Posted December 19, 2016 Posted December 19, 2016 Granted, as long as Fat Bastard remains so will this thread I wish I had more motivation for the things I need to do today
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