Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you get a shipment of 25 G keys from Logitech

 

I wish I had more energy in the evenings

[Guest]

granted you get 24kilos

of Cocaine

 

 

i wish i knew why millificent

wants the cocaine

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's to sell it off at a profit

 

I wish to get some mushrooms

[Millicent Bystander]

granted but the market is saturated so the returns are poor

 

I wish I knew what to do with all this cocaine.

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted you give it to me

 

 

i wish i had more smarts

[JynnCross]

Granted, bitch slaps you like shiva. Tell me did that smart?

 

I wish you never existed 

[EllieSuraCremisi]

granted but now i'm a goddess

 

 

i wish you were more small dicked

[JynnCross]

granted, your vagina is now 10 times its normal size.

 

I wish for wishes

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, no one gets wishes

 

I wish to type properly on effing mobile

[JynnCross]

Granted, everyone you know will understand your garbled text messages

 

I wish the world will end now

[TaylorVain]

qweqweqwe

[EllieSuraCremisi]

Granted, everyone you know will understand your garbled text messages

 

I wish the world will end now

granted but it just comes right back 

 

i wish devs made a sex game that everyone likes

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, cause no one ever likes the same thing as everybody else

 

I wish for easier college applications 

[Guest]

granted but its in

fallout 4's dialogue system

 

i wish i was an X-Men!

[JynnCross]

granted, you're now just a character in a computer game

 

I wish for some turkey

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you got captured by some Kurds.

 

I wish I had cake

[JynnCross]

granted, you get a cheese cake with only cheese as its ingredient

 

I wish I was free

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you get caught by slavers and given to the nearest brothel, you are now a freebie for new patrons.

 

I wish I hadn't just put that mental image in my head

[JynnCross]

granted, it's now tattooed onto your body instead

 

I wish I had a bucket of Colonel Sanders' extra crispy chicken thighs

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but it expired in 1997

 

I wish for fish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it is a singing bass

 

I wish I knew what I was doing

[JynnCross]

granted, but you get distracted and forget again

 

I wish for a spaghetti monster

 

 

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, he is always up there, looking after us, pray to him, become a Pastafarian.

 

I wish more people would spread the good word.

[LadyDemon]

Granted, everyone is spreading the good word on fat bastard.

 

I wish this thread won't stop

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, as long as Fat Bastard remains so will this thread

 

I wish I had more motivation for the things I need to do today