Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you spent it all last month

 

I wish my phone had a longer duration battery

[protocolk]

granted, but it explodes.

 

I wish for ice cream

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's cauliflower flavour.

 

I wish I'd gotten chocolate today

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, mint chocolate

 

I wish chocolate was less calorie-rich

[Millicent Bystander]

granted,you have some weight less slimmers chocolate that taste's like crap.

 

I wish I knew how I got to bed last night

[ThatSeasonsGal]

The power of alcohol

 

I wish humans could sleep 4 hours a day and be perfectly functional 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, there is a pill for that, but you are allergic to it so now everyone can function except you

 

I wish Bethesda had given the silverlock guys the info they needed to get skse working for special edition

[Guest]

denied- bethesda bends over and spreads

their asscheeks for and only for console fags

 

i wish i knew Bystander's skyrim load order

[protocolk]

you know, but now it crashes.

 

I wish Im not interrupted today when playing fallout 4 frost, i want to keep writting the logs (Im loving the idea for this series, I need only to record now and to solve the mic problem, if everithing goes right Ill start an gameplay chanel for fun (no profits))

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, your internet crashes all weekend, though

 

I wish robots could wash the dishes :/

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, they are called dishwashers, all you have to do is put the dirty dishes in, then about an hour later take the clean ones out.

 

I wish I had power armour

[Sigmund Fried]

Granted, but it's Caesar's Legion armor.

 

I wish I had enough money to not need to give a shit about my grades.

[Guest]

granted, the Donald is your sugar daddy

 

i wish  bystander was in the NCR

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, I want nothing to do with government

{NCR} stand for National Credit Act

 

I wish Deathstalker had a topless version of that avatar

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but he doesn't share

 

I wish leeroy would just look up his requests

[Guest]

granted but he believes 

sharing is caring

 

 i wish i was Enclave!

[Content Consumer]

Granted, you are now Enclave.

Hey, is that the Vault Dweller/Lone Wanderer? He looks angry. Why is he running? I wonder what he wants (BOOM)

 

I wish I could get up the gumption to go through that great big stack of papers that's been sitting there for a week now...

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, but as you begin they spontaneously burst into flame

 

I wish I was in the mood for work tomorrow

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, your work now involves killing idiot coworkers 

 

I wish my internet was faster this night

[Guest]

Granted, you go from 100KBs to 101KBs.

 

I wish I have more time for this thread.

[Guest EDOÚ]

Granted, you just had it at 7.47 AM

 

I wish that I can live in a forest !

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just go to that island with the natives who attempt to kill all outsiders 

 

I wish to see brightly coloured things

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have a tumour like in that John Travolta movie.

 

I wish I didn't end up crippled every time I go to the gym

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you end up crippled attempting to go to the gym

 

I wish for stuffed animals

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, a truck carrying taxidermied animals crashes into your house.

 

I wish I could get rid of my moobs