Corrupt A Wish

[peculiaris]

Granted, But its on a scale of 1:32.

 

I wish I could go to the moon.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you go to the moon, as ashes in a jar

 

I wish I'd found somewhere to party last night

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just go to a club

 

I wish clubs weren't so loud

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, they are all as quiet as a library now

 

I wish I wouldn't keep going back to sleep when my alarm goes off

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, make it louder

 

I wish for a warmer blanket

[Guest]

granted you get dutch-oven'd

 

i wish for more wine to

drink before i go to bed

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have a trio of cats, whining incessantly in your bedroom just before you go to bed.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten all the cookies last night

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, you know you wanted to

 

I wish Deathstalker stopped breaking everything into little lines *eye twitch*

[Guest]

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i like the neatness & evenness in

my sentence structure

 

i wish I had more 

beefjerky to eat

(for the protein)

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, rather have some Biltong

 

I wish I had some biltong

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, have it

 

I wish I knew what biltong is

[Guest]

granted you look in the mirror

and you see that you are biltong

 

I wish I was a synth like in fo4

[Millicent Bystander]

 

 

Granted, have it

 

I wish I knew what biltong is

it's definitely not vegan. , it is dried meat, it is delicious, I would say it's better than jerky, but I've not had jerky.

 

 

granted you look in the mirror

and you see that you are biltong

 

I wish I was a synth like in fo4

denied, you are a synth like in Aliens

 

I wish I had more good graphic novels to read.

[peculiaris]

Granted, but they are all shitty marvel graphic novels.

 

I wish I was a Flamingo in real life.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you dance beautifully

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I hadn't actually believed that that is how it was spelled

[protocolk]

granted, now its actually spelled that way.

I wish I had enough money to move out.

[peculiaris]

granted, now its actually spelled that way.

I wish I had enough money to move out.

 

Granted, You now have enough money to buy a box and live on the street...

And if you already had more then enough its all gone now.

 

 

Im hungry I wish I had a nice Chicken sandwich.

[protocolk]

granted but the chicken is alive and attacks you.

I wish my pc is fixed soon

[peculiaris]

granted but the chicken is alive and attacks you.

I wish my pc is fixed soon

 

Granted, but the PC becomes sentient and nukes you.

 

I wish I had super powers.

[Guest]

granted youre a cannibal

 

i wish i was an X-Men mutant

 

[peculiaris]

 

granted youre a cannibal

 

i wish i was an X-Men mutant

 

 

Granted, your mutation is having 3 faces... Have fun with that.

 

 

I wish voompires are real.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, they are real and are cars that bite

 

I wish my legs would stop twitching

[peculiaris]

granted, they are real and are cars that bite

 

I wish my legs would stop twitching

 

Granted, your legs stopped being live streamers on twitch.

 

I wish my mattress would be a little less like a rock.

[protocolk]

granted, now its like uranium, enjoy your cancer.

I wish full immersion vr was already a thing

[peculiaris]

granted, now its like uranium, enjoy your cancer.

I wish full immersion vr was already a thing

 

Granted, but it kills you when you die in game and the game you play is Dark souls and its in New game plus 6. (oh boi)

 

I wish I had an unicorn.