Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, not going to happen

 

I wish their community stays the fuck away from the shit that happened with FO4

[Guest]

 

no

 

i wish there was more context

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, if there was more context things might get done

 

I wish I could wish a wish that wasn't wishywashy

[Guest]

denied wash your mouth

 

i wish it wont rain on my

birthday

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it will rain exactly after the moment of your birthday

 

I wish I knew when your birthday was

[Guest]

its the biggest day of the year

the day weve all been waiting for in suspense

the day everyone fears

the day the world is flung off its fuckin axis

the day of reckoning

 

november 8- motherfucking election day

 

i wish donald trump showed up on my birthday

to roast me based on all the bad things ive said and done thru the whole year

lol not bc im voting for him (by choice im not voting) but bc hes entertaining- 

retardedly lovable might be the right word

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied cause fuck this election 

 

I wish we could get new candidates 

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you can have my president.

 

I wish I had already had a shower, I am too lazy to get up

[Guest]

granted you get a golden shower

 

i wish i dont botch building my pc

but whatever im mostly buying evga stuff

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you do everything perfectly however the components are all DOA

 

I wish I hadn't wasted most of the evening.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you wasted all of it

 

I wish applying to colleges was free

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, it is in South Africa, well besides the postage, however once you've been accepted, that's when they hit you hard.

 

I wish I'd finished my Diploma back then

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted , "Back Then" University just gave you your degree 

 

I wish college wasn't so expensive 

[Guest]

granted its free but you

have to do porn

 

i wish My Amigos  would

wish me a happy birthday

 

ayy lmao--its clever

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted

 

and i wish biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig chunk of b-day cake

 

[Guest]

granted 

 

i wish for more Marvel movies

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but they're all movies about . . . Groot

 

I wish that got made, cause it'd be awesome

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, Groot's performance was too wooden and his bark is worse than his bike.

 

I wish today goes well

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted

 

I wish Skittles weren't so calorie high

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, they are now made mostly of cardboard

 

I wish I could inject sugar directly into my bloodstream

 

today actually went fairly well, no major crisis

[Sigmund Fried]

Granted, you die of sugar poisoning.

 

I wish my computer wasn't so shitty.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, save up for a new one

 

I wish I knew what to do with my life

[Laura]

Granted, enjoy it.

 

I wish i could enjoy mine.

[gusenitza]

Granted, you're enjoying your life, but you're a rock (as much sense as it makes)

 

I wish I met the amazing Vault Meat Girl irl

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you're enjoying your life, but you're a rock (as much sense as it makes)

 

I wish I met the amazing Vault Meat Girl irl

funny thing that, over here rock is slang for Dutchman.

granted, but she hates your guts

 

I wish I hadn't spent all my money this month