Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you have to work the whole weekend

 

I wish I had more time in the mornings

[Laura]

Granted, more time to work.

 

I wish i had a gold bar.

[Guest]

Granted its a chocolate bar coated in gold foil,

 

I wish I didnt have flu

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have ebola

 

I wish people who can afford it would vaccinate their kids

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just get everyone healthy

 

I wish Sierra was smoother

[Millicent Bystander]

granted it's now like Ayers Rock.

 

I wish I could Teleport on command

[ThatSeasonsGal]

I was talking about the new OSX 

 

Granted, but only to the same spot. Choose wisely

 

I wish I had photographic memory 

[Laura]

Granted, but your photographic memory only works when you see sad puppies.

 

I wish i could see further.

[GhostRule]

Granted, but your photographic memory only works when you see sad puppies.

 

I wish i could see further.

 

Wish granted!

...except now you can't see ANYTHING near you. at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could rig models decently.

[Laura]

Granted, but can only do that with chickens.

 

I wish could read the minds of dogs.

And welcome to LoversLab.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted

 

 

 

 

 

I was talking about the new OSX 

 

Granted, but only to the same spot. Choose wisely

 

I wish I had photographic memory 

that's easy, home, that way I could go for long walks, and when I am exhausted, poof back home

 

I wish I knew why it was 10pm already, where did the evening go

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you wasted it

 

I wish I had some idea of what to write for this "essay"

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, how about something about people forced to steal Copper Power lines to sell for money because unemployment is so high

 

I wish it wasn't so

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but only when the LLCP gets elected

 

I wish people didn't have to steal to live

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now they steal because they are bored

 

 

Granted, but your photographic memory only works when you see sad puppies.

this is truly the most evil of wish corruptions.

 

I wish I didn't have that damn bleedout issue with DAYMOL

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, what's happening exactly? 

 

I wish Amazon Prime free shipping worked internationally 

[Laura]

Denied, you needed something to complain about.

 

I wish i was more optimistic.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just look at nice things more often

 

I wish the weekend was 3 days long

[Millicent Bystander]

oh how I would love to grant this wish

 

 

Granted, what's happening exactly? 

if it happens again I'll screen shot it, I don't seem to get control back after going into bleedout, but it might be a 1st person 3rd person bug, I haven't had it happen again.

 

I wish could grant Aethy's wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you should have added that the week is now 10 days long or smth

 

I wish people could corrupt more creatively

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it's your hand that turns to bloody pulp instead

 

 

I wish I had more free time

[Laura]

Granted, but you have to buy your free time.

 

I wish i had more time to play Skyrim.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just quit your job. 

 

I wish I had understood the purpose of the Bio experiment, sigh

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you really liked the frog so refused to dissect it anyway.

 

I wish I understood Japanese so when I watch anime I don't have to read it as well

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, watched the dubbed versions

 

I wish the dubs weren't utter shit for most animes