Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, now all the dubbing is done by Chuck Norris.

 

I wish the damn banks would stay open later, I need my new debit card before the end of the month and they close 1 hour before work ends.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, all the banks except the one you use

 

I wish I didn't forget to hand in permits

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you remember but your dog eats it

 

I wish I could find the right size shoe

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just compare them to your feet

 

I wish I could find clothing my size, I'm too small 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it is all in that pale brown colour that looks like baby poo.

 

I wish they made shoes in SA that where the same size as my feet, I have wide feet so none of the standard sizes fit me.

[Laura]

Granted, they now make mouse shoes just for you.

 

I wish i could meet my Skyrim character.

[Guest]

granted you both get imprisoned and ball gagged by the Thalmor

 

 i wish i was my main fonv pc

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, enjoy dying of rad overdose

 

I wish I had a squirrel 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's dead

 

I wish I had squirrel girl

[Guest]

granted heres your bae

 

heres the catch

SHES GOT NUTS teehee

 

 

 

 i wish for android 18 rule 34!

[Millicent Bystander]

granted I found exactly what you where looking for.

 

I wish I knew why my neck was fucked tonight

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's probably from bad posture, you might have been sleeping weird or leaning on one side today

 

I wish I had more self-control in regards to dessert

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it's called dessert for a reason

 

 

I wish I knew what that reason was

 

 

 

Granted, it's probably from bad posture, you might have been sleeping weird or leaning on one side today

 

yup, most likely the afternoon nap I had, dammit.

 

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Someone thought it sounded nice?

 

I wish I had better bullshitting skills. One essay I can bullshit, but by the second one in a day, oh my

[Laura]

Granted, you are now the master of everything bullshit.

But you can never stop bullshitting.

 

I wish i had more time to play Overwatch.

I'm so close to master tier i can feel it.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now have all the time in the world, but the server is offline

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so much, I'm stuffed

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you ate too little, and now you're hungry

 

I wish for more good luck today 

[Guest]

you transform into an irish midget

and all your clothes are green--

you also piss rainbows

 

i wish for pumpkin rule 34

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, open the spoiler if you dare

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could unsee what I have seen

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, use eye bleach

 

I wish Millicent found decent pumpkin rule 34

[KornelTheGamer]

Granted, but it's fucked by a fat hairy man

 

I wish fallout 4 went to the old loading system from 1.3

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I guess?

 

I wish I knew what Kornel was talking about

[Guest]

Denied

 

I wish Fallout 4 played for me

[Laura]

Denied, no kinky wasteland for you.

 

I wish i had something interesting to wish.

[Guest]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lokomootje wishes BaS Elizabeth dressed in a lewd Halloween costume fucked Deathstalker's brains out--in the fun way. And your wish is granted

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was an android