Corrupt A Wish

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but now BaS Elizabeth hates you again

 

I wishI didn't hurt so much every time I went to gym

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just keep going and it will decrease 

 

I wish for paint to dry faster

[Content Consumer]

Granted, but only if you watch it dry.

 

I wish I could write halfway decent poetry.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, vogon's love your poetry

 

I wish my neighbours would come out onto their balcony naked again

[Guest]

granted they invite you to a threesome

but the woman has a strap on with your

name on it

 

 i wish for sexy skeleton rule34

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just search for it

 

I wish essays were easier to write

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, just randomly mash the keyboard and let spell check figure that crap out.

 

I wish I'd come up with a wish before replying

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you always have a wish prepared, but it's a shitty wish

 

I wish I wasn't feeling like shit

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now feel like crap instead.

 

I wish to play "Oh...Sir!! the insult simulator"

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied

 

I wish to know what the game consists of

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it is exactly what it sounds like, you take turns selecting words to build an insult, you then try use that insult to damage the opponent

 

 

I wish the Two tree's Bakery would fix their name, there are way more than two trees there.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now it's many trees' bakery

 

I wish kids decided to stay home tonight

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, there was zero chance of that happening.

 

I wish I had candy

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just buy it

 

I wish for better lighting 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you now live on mercury, the lighting is much better there.

 

I wish the shit hadn't hit the fan yesterday

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it hit you

 

I wish essays were easier to write

[Millicent Bystander]

they are, but they make no sense

 

I wish life made more sense

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just watch "The Meaning of Life"

 

I wish I could sleep

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, you rest the eternal slumber.

 

I wish I won the lottery

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, but so do 10000 others

 

I wish my head didn't hurt so often 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, your head hurts all the time now, but you get used to it so it just becomes a dull ache you learn to live with.

 

I wish I'd actually granted that wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I just keep a large stock of advils cause I get headaches and migraines relatively often

 

I wish the meds were cheaper :/

[Guest]

granted you get dirt cheap meds but 

 your illness is a virus

 

i wish Aethyrmipe had

a zombie virus

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, zombie Gryphon would be worse than normal Gryphon

 

I wish my brothers PC could play the new Skyrim, he quite enjoyed it.

 

[Guest]

granted but the next day you find

your brother's load order and

it shocks you to your fuckin core

 

i wish xb1 didnt have mods