Corrupt A Wish

[JynnCross]

Granted, you have now moved passed the "I don't give a shit" level to "general apathy" 

 

I wish for some sympathy

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just listen to METRIC's Gimme Sympathy 

 

I wish more people knew that group

[JynnCross]

Granted, but it's just one more person who knows about them

 

I wish everyone on this thread a Merry Christmas

 

 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but most are athiest/muslims/buddists/etc and don't wish you back

 

I wish Aethy had mentioned this band before

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I have several more bands that are relatively unknown in my playlist

 

I wish for better cookie decorating skills

[JynnCross]

Granted but the equipment you need to make improved cookies does not exist...

 

I wish I was more cryptic

 

[Millicent Bystander]

garbled garbled garlbed garbled garbled.

 

 

I wish you'd learned something from what I posted above

[Guest]

ive learned Bystander enjoys

ballgags just as much as Lokomootje

 

i wish for super powers

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, you now have super laziness

 

I wish for better superpowers

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, your super power is now the ability to detect sarcasm from 50km away.

 

I wish I hadn't woken up swimming in my own sweat this morning

[Guest]

granted youre swimming in a 

pool of your own blood

 

... i wish he doesnt drown in the pussy

(cmon--that was funny)

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, he drowns in pasta sauce

 

I wish that was funny

[Guest]

granted its a pepe meme

 

i wish the beating i will

receive tomorrow is 

a beating off   (lol)

[Millicent Bystander]

denied, it will rather be an egg-beating

 

I wish that had made some kind of sense

 

[LadyDemon]

Denied, where would the fun be in that?

 

I wish for apple cider on this cold winter night

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it's non-alcoholic

 

I wish I had slept better last night

 

[Guest]

granted you had sex with

a japanese love pillow

 

i wish for a Gwen-Poole

Marvel Legends figure

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it is Gwen Stefanie and Aaron Poole.

 

I wish people would stop bugging me on holiday.

[Laura]

Denied, people do that alot, sadly.

 

I wish i could rediscover my favourite music.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just go on a random listening search

 

I wish that a 92% hit chance was a 92% hit chance, I'm looking at you, XCOM 

[Millicent Bystander]

denied. they learned from Bethesda I'm looking at you fallout

 

I wish I wasn't so damn tired, I mean I got 8 hours of sleep

 

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you're not tired but you're cold

 

I wish for a coin

[Laura]

Granted, you get 1 bronze coin.

And it is worth absolutely nothing.

 

I wish i was happy.

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, your name is now happy

 

I wish life were easier

[Laura]

Granted, you unlocked easy mode.

But you cannot earn achievements anymore.

 

I wish i had a helicopter.