Corrupt A Wish

[ThatSeasonsGal]

There are chrome extensions for that

 

I wish more people would use them

[Laura]

Denied, how else can we annoy you?

 

I wish i could put on an armbinder on myself.

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but you can't get it off by your self

 

I wish Aethy would be a dear and share the plugin name with us

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, I think it was Grammarly

 

I wish pasta would cook faster

[Guest]

denied you get aethyrmipe's

buttplugs instead

 

i wish i knew why aethymipe

has buttplugs tho

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Ninja'd, sucker

[Guest]

  damnit aethy

 

granted you get a flamethrower

on christmas from milificent

 

 i wish i wasnt ninja'd so bad

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, just ask everyone how they feel about being ninja'd by me

 

I wish I had more chances to ninja people

[Millicent Bystander]

Denied, this is a ninjavention, we feel you're ninja habit is addictive and it is affecting your lifestyle, we are worried about you.

 

I wish I wasn't so exhausted every evening

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, now you're exhausted in the mornings

 

I wish I hadn't just written an explanation of Marxist economical theory for a class. 

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, you wrote it for Mathematics instead.

 

I wish I hadn't thought AethyrMipe spelled Explanation wrong.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it's cause I don't make mistakes

 

I wish I had an egg

[Guest]

granted, its a buttplug tho

 

i wish i was a phoenix!

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, it's a buttplug though

 

I wish I had a buttplug

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, it looks like putin

 

I wish I knew if Millicent got ninja'd

[Millicent Bystander]

Granted, sadly not this time

 

I wish I wasn't feeling the way I currently feel.

[Laura]

Granted, hit yourself really hard.

Now you only feel the pain.

 

I wish i was happier.

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Granted, just watch baby groot dancing

 

I wish to freeze time for a couple hours

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, however you freeze as well.

 

I wish people who wish to use technology would at least attempt to learn how it works

[KornelTheGamer]

Granted, but now they browse normie memes

 

 

i wish i had a new graphics card

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but it only does shades of pink

 

I wish FO4 had been exciting enough that I actually felt like finishing it

[ThatSeasonsGal]

Denied, it sucks

 

I wish for some tasty chicken

[Millicent Bystander]

granted, but as a vegan you just sit there and watch it grow moldy

 

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 2 in the morning to close my windows due to the rain

[shirow]

Granted you had to close them due to the strong wind.

 

I wish I could unplug the thing you call brain for few minutes.

[KornelTheGamer]

Granted, but you're dead

 

I wish to get a logitech g25