Rasta the Lion Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Granted, from now on only that you will drink. Rasta wishes for something to clear his mind off such drinks.
Thulas Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Granted: Rotten ganja. I wish for an alternative for weed.
Rasta the Lion Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Granted, nothing of an alternative for the nothing you take. Rasta wishes for waiters not to always ask how many kg of meat he wants. Maybe Rasta would like some vegetables or a drink, don't they think of that?
Thulas Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Granted, but you are a lion, so you no waiter will serve you in a restaurant. I wish to ovserve how you majestetically hunt down ainmals.
Guest Youngmemer Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Granted, He is hunting down a baby Panda and you have front row seats. I wish I had wings.
AgendaDysphoria Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Granted, here's some Red Bull. I wish I can breathe underwater
Guest Youngmemer Posted March 27, 2014 Posted March 27, 2014 Granted, however your ability to swim is now gone. I wish for a Lamborghini
nonusnomeni Posted March 27, 2014 Posted March 27, 2014 granted http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2518/4131639267_f18e0db8af_o.jpg i wish mozillaFF stop freezing on every picture
AgendaDysphoria Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 Granted, it now only freezes on 99% of pictures I wish I never ran out of ideas!
TiredGerman Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Granted. However you can't put them into anything practical. You just have ideas. I wish for all Video games to run on Linux and Mac
legendarytoyou Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Granted. However you can't put them into anything practical. You just have ideas. I wish for all Video games to run on Linux and Mac Granted but they only work on an old Atari Jaguar. I wish we had FTL systems so we can get out and explore other planets; sick of earth its boring here.
Guest xthejester Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 Granted. The first inhabited planet you arrive at is populated by a species of creature that finds human colons to be especially fine places to gestate their young. I wish my hands still worked as well as they did 3 years ago.
mojodajojo Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 Granted. I also wish your hands worked as well as they did 3 years ago.
formel Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 Granted you will swap your functional hands with xthejester. I wish for an undead fraction in every video game.
nonusnomeni Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 granted but one must be undead to play that faction i wish to send formel in the undead land for vacation (excitement guaranteed)
Kaputzki Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 granted but one must be undead to play that faction i wish to send formel in the undead land for vacation (excitement guaranteed) Granted. But formel becomes the undead king and sends all his minions to eat you. (excitement delivered) I wish I was home.
nonusnomeni Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 granted but uh you have no home it is burn down and ahem yes with all your porn stash to i wish kaputzki become flesh eating zombie cuisine specialty
formel Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 Granted but this speciality for zombies is even better garnished with cat, and cat in particular is you Now that my zombie minion are well feed, I wish for a place to conquer with my undead army.
Guest xthejester Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 Granted you will swap your functional hands with xthejester. I wish for an undead fraction in every video game. Oh great. Now I got "gay" hands. I'm gonna end up jerking off so much more now. ((Increase your calm...it's a joke, not homophobia. I'm making the comment as a parody of the homophobic nonsense that fools might be apt to say in these situations.))
formel Posted April 10, 2014 Posted April 10, 2014 Well at least you are busy now, that's something isn't it. granted your toilette i wish to pull water Granted here is your tool now get to work. I wish for a whip to deliver some motivation to nonusnomeni.
TiredGerman Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Granted. It is made from a bulls privates and you have to cut it yourself. Have fun! I wish for a sequel of 'God bless America'
mojodajojo Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 Granted. It is made from a bulls privates and you have to cut it yourself. Have fun! I wish for a sequel of 'God bless America' Granted, but it's directed by and stars Bob Saget. I wish George Harrison was still alive.
formel Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, but he will become a member of the backstreet boys. I wish for the title of grand master.
mojodajojo Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 Granted. You are now grand master of septic tank cleaning. Your only tool is a drinking straw. I wish I had my '70 SS Camaro from my high school days back and in working order.
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