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Ashal

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Posted

Granted, nothing of an alternative for the nothing you take.

 

Rasta wishes for waiters not to always ask how many kg of meat he wants. Maybe Rasta would like some vegetables or a drink, don't they think of that?

Posted

Granted, but you are a lion, so you no waiter will serve you in a restaurant.

 

I wish to ovserve how you majestetically hunt down ainmals.

Guest Youngmemer
Posted

Granted, He is hunting down a baby Panda and you have front row seats.

 

I wish I had wings.

Guest Youngmemer
Posted

Granted, however your ability to swim is now gone.

 

I wish for a Lamborghini 

Posted

Granted. However you can't put them into anything practical. You just have ideas.

 

I wish for all Video games to run on Linux and Mac

Granted but they only work on an old Atari Jaguar.

 

I wish we had FTL systems so we can get out and explore other planets; sick of earth its boring here.

Guest xthejester
Posted

Granted.

 

The first inhabited planet you arrive at is populated by a species of creature that finds human colons to be especially fine places to gestate their young.

 

I wish my hands still worked as well as they did 3 years ago.

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Granted you will swap your functional hands with xthejester.

 

 

I wish for an undead fraction in every video game.

Posted

granted but one must be undead to play that faction

 

i wish to send formel in the undead land for vacation (excitement guaranteed)

 

Granted. But formel becomes the undead king and sends all his minions to eat you. (excitement delivered)

 

I wish I was home. :(

Posted

granted but uh you have no home it is burn down and ahem yes with all your porn stash to

 

i wish kaputzki become flesh eating zombie cuisine specialty :lol: 

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Granted but this speciality for zombies is even better garnished with cat, and cat in particular is you :P

 

 

Now that my zombie minion are well feed, I wish for a place to conquer with my undead army.

Guest xthejester
Posted

Granted you will swap your functional hands with xthejester.

 

 

I wish for an undead fraction in every video game.

 

Oh great. Now I got "gay" hands. I'm gonna end up jerking off so much more now.

 

((Increase your calm...it's a joke, not homophobia. I'm making the comment as a parody of the homophobic nonsense that fools might be apt to say in these situations.))

Posted

Well at least you are busy now, that's something isn't it.
 
 

granted your toilette
 
i wish to pull water

 

Granted here is your tool


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now get to work.
 
 
I wish for a whip to deliver some motivation to nonusnomeni.

Posted

Granted. It is made from a bulls privates and you have to cut it yourself. Have fun!

 

I wish for a sequel of 'God bless America'

 

Granted, but it's directed by and stars Bob Saget.

 

I wish George Harrison was still alive.

Posted

Granted. You are now grand master of septic tank cleaning.  Your only tool is a drinking straw. 

 

I wish I had my '70 SS Camaro from my high school days  back and in working order.

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