Corrupt A Wish

[nonusnomeni]

and granted you will never post again  

 

i wish for more beer  

[Karin]

granted but bear taste like water.

 

I wish for time machine

[nonusnomeni]

granted one way -456789y

 

i wish functional teleport

[Nightwish]

Granted, its function allows you to teleport up to 10 cm each day.

 

I wish for more rainy days worldwide.

[nonusnomeni]

NOT GRANTED      

 

i wish global warming is faster

 

 

 

[MisterMoist]

Granted, but it won't be fast enough to have the intended effect until our generation is dead.

 

I wish for more misty days.

[Guest Ragna_Rok]

granted. you move to england.

 

i wish for inspirations for a couple of iron and steel swords n greatswords i wanna create today, its my afternoon off studies...   ...one more report during the weekend about the eu-ukraine-free-trade-agreement im gonna go berserk irl

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. I will bestow upon ye, the gift of depriving ye of ye hearing and sight ability. Now, no more telly or internet for ye.

 

 

Ginger ale! I wish for 'em ginger ale! And some ginger lassie to go with it!

[Karin]

granted but you lost your soul.

 

I wish know how to do magic

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Dabbling in magic you're granted but came with a terrible price. You will be transformed into hideous being that your name become a curse word and whomever been cursed with your name will suffer endlessly until he curse another person or being. You will be denied of any salvation and will roam the open earth until there is naught but only a history of mankind remained.

 

 

I wish consuming milk in large quantity would not let me performing an arse spraying mayhem every now and then.

[formel]

Granted take this cork the next you trink milk. I think you can figure the modus operandi out by your self.

 

 

I wish dead comes to this annoying dog in my neighborhood, so the endless barking stops.

[Guest Ragna_Rok]

granted. for this they will get 2 new dogs to compensate their loss that will annoy you more than that bitch right now.

 

i wish for it to rain nachos... cheese flavor

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. I would call the nacho manufacturer to provide me with a lorry loaded with nachos of your preferred flavour to the brim. Then I will let it park on a flyover with it's back opening facing outwards to the fall. I would recommend to you to walk underneath the flyover at this precise moment to get the nachos rain effect to occur. Also, just an extra service, I asked the lorrymen to release the lock that connecting the head of the lorry and it's load when you are directly beneath it so it would crash upon you and kill you outright. Next wish please!

 

 

It's my turn now? I wish wishing is less hassle to do than corrupting one's wish. Seriously, who wouldn't be all jolly to trample hope and exception of others.

[MisterMoist]

Granted, but then nobody else makes wishes either, meaning nothing for you to corrupt.

 

As for my contradictory wish, I wish for chocolate milk

[Arcueid Brunestud]

You sure you want that wish mate? Seriously? Ever watch Carl Penn guzzling chocolate on one of those Willy Wonka parody? Yeah... the sewage by my blessing.

 

 

I wish for a school reunion so I can put a bullet on every noggins of my schoolmate.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, the police will be on heavy duty while the moment of reunion will be filmed and viewed by each person in the world.

 

Rasta wishes for a never-ending joint.

[Nightwish]

Granted, one that can't be burned no matter the method.

 

I wish a random wish.

[Cloe]

Granted. That random wish was for increased taxes in your life.

 

I wish for better internet speed on mobile. >.>

[Myst42]

Granted, now you will be sucked into the vorkex and you will NEVER take your eyes of your mobile, you'll no longer speak to your family or friends, unable to eat or drink or sleep, forever wandering the screen of your tiny mobile

 

Wish for a carrier pidgeon

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. One Mr. Pidgeon's carrion coming up! Owh you want a carrier pigeon. Ah... Very sorry. Well, shoot one of them up in the sky then.

 

 

I wish the pharmaceutical company would put some pin-up girl/erotic/sexy picture on their product to encourage people like me to buy their product and ease the cold I had for almost 2 weeks.

[MikeMetal]

Granted, absolutely granted. For such ocular pleasantry, any medicine you required had its price multiplied by 50. But what man can resist boobies? People will still buy them. They will get hotter and more pleasant medicine, and the vendors more profit. Everyone wins!

 

I wish to see me in a suit and tie. Now that's a sight for myself.

[Thulas]

Granted, you will be tied up and suited for many princes.

 

I wish for wasabi.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, freshly rotten wasabi only for the best wishers.

 

Rasta wishes for lesser people in the streets while he is there too.

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

Granted, less people because all the new bears killed them

 

I wish farts didn't make any noise

[Karin]

your fart will be silent,but smell terible.

 

I wish i was timelord