Corrupt A Wish

[MisterMoist]

Granted, but then Rasta will also appear black and white in reality as well...and start being hunted down by supernatural enthusiasts.

 

I wish I had the ability to become invisible and visible at my own will.

[Karin]

Granted,but its last only 3day and after you become invisible for forever.

 

I wish i was immortal.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, in your next life

 

i wish to be el presidente in real life

[Karin]

granted,but they will kill you after few day.

 

I wish too see future

[Cloe]

Granted, though none of that will be accurate when related to you.

 

I wish for an automatic vacuum cleaner who works by itself when dirt gathered around it.

[Thulas]

Granted, but it needs your soul to work.

 

I wish that Cloe becomes a ginger.

[Myst42]

granted but your neverending spam will have to end to see it realized 

 

wish for a new and amazing sound in music

[Thulas]

Granted, it is your "Dawn of Deaf".

 

I wish to go back several minutes back into the past.

[Myst42]

Granted! now your stuck eternally in a time loop between the moment I grant you this wish and the seven minutes before, that inevitably lead to it

 

wish for healthy tasty dinner

[Thulas]

Granted, but you never am able to express the wish because of the loop of time.

 

I wish to go back several minutes back into the past.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. We have an edit function if you so forgot about it.

 

 

I wish it's legal to run-over unlawful protesters. Those fucktards make me cancel my plans. All of it!

[nonusnomeni]

granted but i must be elected as dictator to do so

 

 

i wish all bugs dead

 

[Karin]

granted,but they become zombie.

 

I wish printer on money

[nonusnomeni]

granted

i will inform secret service you have one

 

 

i wish adequate reward for such good deed  

 

 

[MikeMetal]

Granted, you will be given as a lifetime companion to a grandma who wants to hug, pet, feed and keeping you near her all the time. Mind her poor eyesight though, specially when she's with the kitchen knife.

 

I wish for the best air conditioner. Damn heat.

[Nightwish]

Granted but it makes so much cold that the entire room gets into permafrost state.

 

I wish for a goldfish to grant me this wish.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. The Fish however wishes to eat you and turns you into a shrimp to eat.

 

I wish for some original mayan chocolate.

[Karin]

granted but chocolate is expired.

 

I wish Half Life 3 was released

[MisterMoist]

Granted, but it's a poor-quality flash game and leaves off on another cliffhanger.

 

I wish my setup for Oblivion didn't crash so often.

[formel]

Gran.... no no no, a billion in your countrys currency....no problem, traveling at the speed of light...you can have it, extermination of all cats....we can do that, becoming an omnipotent, godlike entity...please get in the line over there, but wishing for a stable Oblivion???? Never heared such an wish that is so out of thouch with reality, so negating all laws of nature, that is far beyond the borderline of omnipotence.

 

I wish people would wish for more realitic things.

[Dyschromie]

Granted, but they are not people, only dreamers!

 

I wish to get... Hmm... A new good book of fantasy... With a lot of sex inside, I forgot it!

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. Get yourself a mIRC and start downloading hentai material or just go to exhentai.


I wish we all wasn't that burned out and make this board the merriest place once again.

[Dyschromie]

(Was talking about a novel unfortunately...) Granted, but a smile doesn't mean we're happy.

 

I wish to find something interesting to wish.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! Hmmm... Your wish is coincide with mine... And your wish to wish for a good novel is fulfilled but only to be scammed out of it.


I wish you all the happiness in the world when you burn that scammner.

[Dyschromie]

Granted, let's burn it with others!

 

I wish to be drunk, I don't feel very well and it makes me forget every pain.