Corrupt A Wish

[Guest xthejester]

Granted. But it just dropped through the roof of your house.

 

I wish it didn't snow until November 1st, or after April 1st where I live.

[formel]

Granted, you will now have consant rain between these two dates and to spice things up once in a while a hailstorm.

 

 

I wish for a pc port of dynasty warriors 8.

[mojodajojo]

Granted, but it's re-published by EA and each of the 82 characters in the game has to be unlocked for 9.99 u.s dollars.

 

I wish EA would support/fix the Sims 3 addons properly.  In particular World Adventures.

[Guest]

Granted,but it only supports the thought of it.

i wish i lived in a warmer country with white beaches,palms and crystal blue water

[nonusnomeni]

granted you are live now in saudi arabia enjoy a land of womens rights 

 

i wish something sweet     

[ToxicKetchup]

Granted. You receive a bag of candy.

 

But... it's impossible to open.

 

I wish I was better at remembering things.

[Kaputzki]

Granted. Your memory of boring details and facts no one really cares about has improved by 1,000%! To balance this, your memory of any other thing has been reduced by 90%.

 

I wish had Nonusnomeni's monocle.

 

 

[mojodajojo]

Granted. But it just dropped through the roof of your house.

 

I wish it didn't snow until November 1st, or after April 1st where I live.

 

BTW, my roof is 10 inches of concrete, so I doubt that's realistic, but I'm no engineer.

 

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I wish had Nonusnomeni's monocle.

 

 

Granted:

 

You  have Nonusnomeni's monocle.  However, someone is holding your hands under water and screaming water to try to get you to understand from the vibrations, because you're deaf and blind.  Also you have a penis growing out of your forehead.

[Rasta the Lion]

Nothing wished - nothing granted. Take some weed, it can help with memory problems.

 

Rasta wishes to have less hairy armpits.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. In addition to lossing his pithair Rasta also looses his mane in the process.

 

I wish for better TV in my country.

[Dyschromie]

Granted, but you don't have the good stuff to use it.

 

I wish for more free time, it's annoying...

[ToxicKetchup]

Granted. You'll have the free time you could ever want, but you'll never remember what you did during that free time.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Dyschromie]

If I wasn't bored, it's ok! Granted but you will fall after that.

 

I wish I could go in the street with a friend the next week...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but don't forget your belongings. You're ousted from your house.


I wish it will be legal to shot to death an extremely stupid politicians. Spare us your idiocy, you imbecile!

[formel]

Granted but the killer has to take the position of the killed and can be killed legaly by everyone else. That will give one fucked up society.

 

 

I wish for everlasting anger.

 

 

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted 

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i wish fuckin EU fuckoff from our food tradition 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

So let me get this straight, you want European guys to stop dipping their penises into your food? Granted....

 

 

I wish for a mackerel, so I can cook it, sprinkled some spices, and beat my MP to death with it.

[formel]

Granted, but (and I assume now you mean with MP member of parlarment) you will meat him/her on equal terms also armed with a cooked and spiced mackerel in an arena which one of you can only leve if the opponent was slayen with said mackerel. If one dies another way nobody will leave. So get ready for one epic battle.

 

 

I wish to own the broadcasting rights for this fight.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! An unrestricted coverage of the bloody fight. Not sure if it allowed back in Germany.


I wish for a wish that wish me to wish a wish that wish.

[TiredGerman]

Granted. Your wish backfires and sends you into the midst of the macherel arena without your makerel. Good luck!

 

I wish that this spectacular event was broadcasted in my country.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted. You can have all the right if you duke it out with the theoretical constructor and made out of it alive... and functioning... well.


I wish some bumble bees to sting that seriously hot arse. What?! She blocked my view on another gorgeously murdering hot arse and tits.

[MisterMoist]

Granted, but they also sting you afterward.

 

I wish to have the ability to do and enjoy any job that I so desire.

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, because you enjoy doing any job desired job, you will get no compensation in return. Hapiness is not always bought with money.

 

Rasta wishes for the subway Metro rulership to understand he is not a threat to any people in there... as long as they keep their cameras off.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! Yes! This will do good! Better yet;


I wish I can maul the person who takes pictures and videos indiscriminately just to fill their gloating and bragging right at stranger which involved in eventful scene without so much to ask their permission. Maul to death! 

[Rasta the Lion]

Granted, and unfortunately the resist force squad will have a word with you. That is not the proper way to unleash your anger in public, subtletly has to be played.

 

Rasta wishes for any picture of him taken by other people to be displayed in black and white. Har har!