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[worik]

Today, it is me. I hereby state I have seen 8583 error messages today, that some fancy mysql server has gone away.

He or she is no team player. Can somebody fetch this mr/mrs mysql get him or her back to LL? Thank you.

[donttouchmethere]

14 minutes ago, worik said:

Today, it is me. I hereby state they have seen 8583 error messages today, that some fancy mysql server has gone away.

He or she is no team player. Can somebody fetch this mr/mrs mysql get him or her back to LL? Thank you.

No worries!

Mr/Mrs mysql left 8584 ?loading wheels behind for us to play with till he/she is back.

 

[Ernest Lemmingway]

I lost 8585 brain cells watching the State of the Union address for just two minutes. Politics is more damaging to the brain than methyl alcohol. ?

[donttouchmethere]

I counted 8586  nurses in white during the State of the Union speech.

Is that a precaution if the speech get's too emotional?

 

(here is what some cat has to say about my -maybe- subtile joke:)

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[Psalam]

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1 hour ago, donttouchmethere said:

I counted 8586  nurses in white during the State of the Union speech.

Is that a precaution if the speech get's too emotional?

 

(here is what some cat has to say about my -maybe- subtile joke:)

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I have considered this, and the "Grumpy Cat" image, for at least 85.87 seconds and have some issues with your conclusions. Most importantly, American nurses almost never wear white anymore. They much prefer "scrubs" of various colors and patterns. So perhaps the people you saw in white were some of this man's affiliates?

 

[worik]

14 hours ago, Ernest Lemmingway said:

I lost 8585 brain cells watching the State of the Union address for just two minutes. Politics is more damaging to the brain than methyl alcohol. ?

Clearly not your fault. ?  I assume a lack of enthusiasm, a lack of concept, a lack of thinking things through and a lack proper debate to make it useful.

But IF those faults are fixed, it might get exiting and heated ?️ and we can usually measure an average of 8588 calls to order per week to calm the emotions.

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PS: no nurses required in this approach. Just a mace and a qualified Serjeant-at-Arms.

[donttouchmethere]

18 minutes ago, Psalam said:

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I have considered this, and the "Grumpy Cat" image, for at least 85.87 seconds and have some issues with your conclusions. Most importantly, American nurses almost never wear white anymore. They much prefer "scrubs" of various colors and patterns. So perhaps the people you saw in white were some of this man's affiliates?

 

I knew it. ?

About 8589 times I handled my towel totaly wrong after bathing ?

[Psalam]

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6 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

I knew it. ?

About 8589 times I handled my towel totaly wrong after bathing ?

 

 

I just looked at 8590 pictures. Is this one right?

 

[worik]

If you try it this way

 

it doesn't look that sophisticated, but you stand a chance to get a ride with a friendly alien and his speedy UFO for the next 8591 lightyears.

[donttouchmethere]

Or just upgrade your towel to an AFDB!

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I orderd already 8592 of those.

 

Order today and get a free AFDB for your dog too:

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Sill not convinced?

AFDB's are great for cooking too:

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[Psalam]

Ruby used to love that sort of headgear but Olga has been a little more reticent.

 

I suppose I could get used to cooking from the material that my dog licked her food from, at least, after 8593 tries.

[worik]

36 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

Or just upgrade your towel to an AFDB!

I use my AFDB only when I spray a few chemtrails in the sky at night.

 

8594 have already been done last year.

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[Psalam]

Perhaps this headgear would be more appropriate. After viewing 8595 images, I settled on this famous example:

 

[donttouchmethere]

BEWARE!

? Drink water only while wearing an AFDB. ?

 

☣️ Proof for air and water manipulations right here in this vid. ☢️

 

⚠️This is not for the faint hearted! ⚠️

You will see water effects you never saw before and it might change the way how you think about the 8596 different kinds of water distribution ? systems in your neighborhood.

 

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[Psalam]

Or, how about this view of water and the over 8597 living things in each drop?

 

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[worik]

11 hours ago, Psalam said:

Or, how about this view of water and the over 8597 living things in each drop?

Not to mention the 8598 (*) dead things scattered around Skyrim ...

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(*) not counted, but it feels like the number is correct ?

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[worik]

Couldn't resist

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[Psalam]

Back to what I said earlier. If you take the digits from 8601and add them together, thus, 8+6+0+1=15, which is then 1+5 = 6, which is divisible by 3 I can now say with certainty that 8601 is evenly divisible by 3 (in fact, it gives 2867).

[worik]

? Is that a suiting 8602 "number girl" ?  *)

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*) first match in my image search I guess she is quite popular

Equility principles would require a "number boy" sometime soon ??

[Psalam]

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3 hours ago, worik said:

? Is that a suiting 8602 "number girl" ?  *)

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*) first match in my image search I guess she is quite popular

Equility principles would require a "number boy" sometime soon ??

 

 

Not exactly a boy:

 

Lego 8603.

[worik]

5 hours ago, Psalam said:

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Not exactly a boy:

 

Lego 8603.

8604 believers in equailty will chase this thread all around Tamriel ? ... if we don't do something about it.

 

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Maybe we can hide behind more big pictures and nobody will find us

 

[donttouchmethere]

55 minutes ago, worik said:

Maybe we can hide behind more big pictures and nobody will find us

DTMT to the rescue!

Big picture to hide behind =D

[worik]

At least the 8606 won't offend too many easily offended people ?

[Psalam]

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34 minutes ago, worik said:

At least the 8606 won't offend too many easily offended people ?

 

 

Is this closer to the 8607that you had in mind?

 

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