donttouchmethere Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Psalam said: Reveal hidden contents Tickets you say? How about this? https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/5/8507 Uh...what? ? can I see the gun again? ? I could combine it with Porsche ´8508 Sunglasses ? and would look like I know what I'm doing.
Psalam Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 Don't get on an airline whose flight number begins with 8: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Air_Cargo_Flight_8509
donttouchmethere Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Psalam said: Don't get on an airline whose flight number begins with 8: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Air_Cargo_Flight_8509 If it has an ? in it's name RUN!?️: N8510C
Psalam Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 On the other hand, if you need to breathe in an area in which there is a great deal of dust, do I have just the thing for you: https://www.google.com/search?q=8511&rlz=1C1NHXL_enUS694US696&oq=8511&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.2011j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Corsayr Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 8512 is the number of non-intersecting rook paths joining opposite corners of a 5×5 chessboard.
Psalam Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 Okay, I think I'm ready to go back to guns since thinking about rook paths on a chessboard is making me dizzy: https://ruger.com/products/ar556/specSheets/8513.html
donttouchmethere Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 After a hard day, working in the dust (or after a long and dizzy chess game), only protected by your M3 8511 dust mask (and a Ruger lower reciver), it's time for a break. Sit down, forget time and take a huge dump. But not without: Scott Performance 8514 Jumbo Toilet Paper! ...if a smaller number just can't do the job. (oops, hope CPU doesn't see that lol) 1
Psalam Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 Spoiler 12 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said: After a hard day, working in the dust (or after a long and dizzy chess game), only protected by your M3 8511 dust mask (and a Ruger lower reciver), it's time for a break. Sit down, forget time and take a huge dump. But not without: Scott Performance 8514 Jumbo Toilet Paper! ...if a smaller number just can't do the job. (oops, hope CPU doesn't see that lol) Of course if your 8514 toilet paper doesn't work out, here are some 8515 gloves. https://mms.mckesson.com/product/364346/Ansell-8515 (This is sooooo much fun with Health Care professionals)!
donttouchmethere Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, Psalam said: (This is sooooo much fun with Health Care professionals)! Help! I can't find this book ? online anymore: "8516 ways to have fun with Ultra Sterile Green Powder Free Straight Cuff with sticky band to reduce cuff-rolldown Polymer Coating for Damp-Hand Donnability Accelerator Free Polyisoprene Surgical Gloves? for Health Care professionals?⚕️?⚕️"
Psalam Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 Spoiler 3 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said: Help! I can't find this book ? online anymore: "8516 ways to have fun with Ultra Sterile Green Powder Free Straight Cuff with sticky band to reduce cuff-rolldown Polymer Coating for Damp-Hand Donnability Accelerator Free Polyisoprene Surgical Gloves? for Health Care professionals?⚕️?⚕️" My mother and sisters were nurses (I was the youngest) and my father forbade them from discussing work at the dinner table. Had he lived I'm sure he would have happily written the tome, "8517 ways to have your dinner ruined by discussing health care topics." (which is why it's so much fun to do this with health professionals) 1
donttouchmethere Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Psalam said: Reveal hidden contents My mother and sisters were nurses (I was the youngest) and my father forbade them from discussing work at the dinner table. Had he lived I'm sure he would have happily written the tome, "8517 ways to have your dinner ruined by discussing health care topics." (which is why it's so much fun to do this with health professionals) Iiiiiiik, I would have a stock of 8518 ear plugs ready, just in case. No better way to have a conversation with a faint smile while wearing ear plugs ?
Psalam Posted February 1, 2019 Posted February 1, 2019 Spoiler 9 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said: Iiiiiiik, I would have a stock of 8518 ear plugs ready, just in case. No better way to have a conversation with a faint smile while wearing ear plugs ? I'm sure my father would have gone through 8519 bottles of Pepto-Bismol!
worik Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 Sorry, I'm late. I was stuck in a technical musuem ... standing in the line of the visitors in front of this ancient model 8520 . Spoiler
donttouchmethere Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, worik said: Sorry, I'm late. I was stuck in a technical musuem ... standing in the line of the visitors in front of this ancient model 8520 . Reveal hidden contents No picture of the inner life? ? I would like to see how all the 8521⚙️little gears ⚙️ turn in that Blackberry ?
worik Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 14 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said: I would like to see how all the 8521⚙️little gears ?But it is just 3 big round wheels at the 8522'
donttouchmethere Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, worik said: ?But it is just 3 big round wheels at the 8522' That's how a Blackberry 8523 looks like, after removing 8520 parts and leave the case open ?
Psalam Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 Spoiler 1 minute ago, donttouchmethere said: That's how a Blackberry 8523 looks like, after removing 8520 parts and leave the case open ? At which point it is worth less than $85.24.
worik Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Psalam said: At which point it is worth less than $85.24. Which might be enough for a ticket with #8525 Spoiler You prefer a place in the back or in the front?
Psalam Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 Spoiler 1 hour ago, worik said: Which might be enough for a ticket with #8525 Reveal hidden contents You prefer a place in the back or in the front? Hopefully it is not in need of this: https://www.amazon.com/Parts-Master-8526-Steering-Repair/dp/B000CGTNSM
donttouchmethere Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 From the 8527 things researched about train crashes - while deciding about taking the place in the front or the rear - I have learned some important things thanks to this guide: ⚠️https://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Train-Wreck ⚠️ > wear sexy boots if you walk on rails > hide your handy in your cleavage at all times until the train crashes > blush if the train driver makes an announcement > always smile while you press the emergency button > jogging in a wrecked train is fun > use your naughty voice if you call emergency services 1
Psalam Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 It seems to me that something important happened in 1066. Whatever, 8528 must be 8 times more important (Battle of Hasty Pudding, was it?)
worik Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 So, I consider this little friend 8530x more useful than any SUV anywhere. 1
Psalam Posted February 2, 2019 Posted February 2, 2019 Well, if we can stay up late maybe we could use this to make better use of the daylight. http://www.tractordata.com/farm-tractors/002/7/3/2732-john-deere-8530.html Looks like Worik and I had the same idea and she beat me to it so, 8531. 2
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