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[Psalam]

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4 hours ago, worik said:

I had a look in my purse, but it only holds 84 septims, plus 55 that I "found" somewhere. How many shrimps could I get at the harbour?

 

 

3 hours ago, donttouchmethere said:

Not sure why, but your question makes me wonder if Argonians could lay 8456? eggs during their lifetime.

Must have something to do with the septims-harbour-argonians-shrimps connection ?

See, I thought the question mark was about whether she should use the British spelling of harbour or the American version, harbor. I bet if Grey Cloud (in American Gray Cloud) came on here we might come up with the entire million. But, if not, at least 8457 examples of spelling differences.

[Guest]

Like 8458 tones of British colours that become 8458 American colors?

[Psalam]

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1 hour ago, CPU said:

Like 8458 tones of British colours that become 8458 American colors?

 

 

And it's not even just the spelling of the "8460" words. What do you call this letter "Z"? 8459 Brits would call it "zed" while 8459 Americans would call it "zee". Churchill was right. We are two people separated by a common language.

[Corsayr]

4 minutes ago, Psalam said:

And it's not even just the spelling of the words. What do you call this letter "Z"? 8459 Brits would call it "zed" while 8459 Americans would call it "zee". Churchill was right. We are two people separated by a common language.

After 8461 repetitions of that ABC song, everyone will say ZEE, and zed will be dead. ?

[Guest]

I am getting frustrated of correcting the numeration of these 8462 posts. @Psalam don't forget to add the numbers to any of the posts you do in this thread.

@corsayr, updated your number too after adding the number for Psalam.

[Corsayr]

I may be asking this question for the 8463rd time but why exactly is it that this is Post Seven thousand six hundred and eleven when we are much further than that? Shouldn't those numbers be the same?

 

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[Psalam]

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34 minutes ago, CPU said:

I am getting frustrated of correcting the numeration of these 8462 posts. @Psalam don't forget to add the numbers to any of the posts you do in this thread.

@corsayr, updated your number too after adding the number for Psalam.

 

 

Now, on my copy of the thread my last post was 8459 and followed yours mentioning 8458. While I don't mind having 8460 also I fail to see where I failed and have fault!

 

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28 minutes ago, Corsayr said:

I may be asking this question for the 8463rd time but why exactly is it that this is Post Seven thousand six hundred and eleven when we are much further than that? Shouldn't those numbers be the same?

 

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Don't get him started. I asked this question not long ago and provoked his 8464th rant about hidden posts and how they don't show up in the numbering.

 

I found it (2 weeks ago):

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[worik]

7 hours ago, Corsayr said:

After 8461 repetitions of that ABC song, everyone will say ZEE, and zed will be dead. ?

8465 since a had to view it 4 times now... like it is magnetic ... ?

*starts singinginginginging* ?

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[donttouchmethere]

39 minutes ago, worik said:

8465 since a had to view it 4 times now... like it is magnetic ... ?

*starts singinginginginging* ?

I'm trying to learn touch typing atm and I can sing that song in super slow motion now, with a typing speed of 8466 ⌨️ keys/week

(I just learn touch typing to have an good excuse for spelling errors. Now what to learn to get an excuse for grammar errors?)

[Psalam]

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5 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

I'm trying to learn touch typing atm and I can sing that song in super slow motion now, with a typing speed of 8466 ⌨️ keys/week

(I just learn touch typing to have an good excuse for spelling errors. Now what to learn to get an excuse for grammar errors?)

 

 

On my list of 8467 favorite excuses for my mistakes (and I need every one of them) is dyslexia. I think that might work for grammar issues.

[donttouchmethere]

Genius! Dyslexia ftw!

That's, that's a great excuse for everything ?

Let's combine Dyslexia with Tourette and... and you're the king of at least 8468 internet comments without doing anything wrong ?

[Psalam]

And, if we add the famous excuse from Major Frank Burns from the TV show M*A*S*H, "I would have done much better if my parents had gotten divorced," we can crank it up to 8469.

[worik]

15 minutes ago, Psalam said:

And, if we add the famous excuse from Major Frank Burns from the TV show M*A*S*H

? but even if we add the 4077th from TV with the

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much better

4077th from the movie,

both won't be enough for the now required 8470th number

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[donttouchmethere]

13 minutes ago, Psalam said:

And, if we add the famous excuse from Major Frank Burns from the TV show M*A*S*H, "I would have done much better if my parents had gotten divorced," we can crank it up to 8469.

that one is hard to top ?

still, lets put ADHD to the melange and boost it up to 8471?

[Psalam]

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6 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

that one is hard to top ?

still, lets put ADHD to the melange and boost it up to 8471?

 

 

And we could add the spice from Dune (to which you already alluded and is called melange by the everyone) and reach 8472.

[donttouchmethere]

19 minutes ago, Psalam said:

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And we could add the spice from Dune (to which you already alluded and is called melange by the everyone) and reach 8472.

Just suck on AIW caterpillar's bong and you don't even need to type anymore:

Easy-peasy to reach ?8473? like that!

 

[Psalam]

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2 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

Just suck on AIW caterpillar's bong and you don't even need to type anymore:

Easy-peasy to reach ?8473? like that!

 

 

 

I just got a PM that gave me the 8474th excuse - I had too much sex!

[donttouchmethere]

2 minutes ago, Psalam said:

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I just got a PM that gave me the 8474th excuse - I had too much sex!

For the 8475 time: "Don't talk about sex as long as Alice is near"! ?

 

(uhm... Scratch that, I just googled "alice in wonderland sex"... ?)

 

[Psalam]

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Just now, donttouchmethere said:

For the 8475 time: "Don't talk about sex as long as Alice is near"! ?

 

(uhm... Scratch that, I just googled "alice in wonderland sex"... ?)

 

 

 

Uh, oh! That may be the 8476th time my language has crept to the edge of LL tolerance (see Guideline 14).

[donttouchmethere]

Now I wonder for the 8477th time why I don't know where to find those "Guidelines" and what loopeholes are aviable  ?️

[worik]

19 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I had too much sex!

? I double checked this "too much sex" with a quick internet search.

But the first 8478 pages are either porn, malware or say there is no such thing as "too much sex"..

[Psalam]

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8 minutes ago, worik said:

? I double checked this "too much sex" with a quick internet search.

But the first 8478 pages are either porn, malware or say there is no such thing as "too much sex"..

 

 

Well when you reach a certain age 8479 times, even in a lifetime, sounds pretty intimidating.

[Guest]

8480 times I should go to bed but my glass of wine is till full.

[worik]

3 hours ago, CPU said:

8480 times I should go to bed but my glass of wine is till full.

It's the 8481st day, that I should have risen earlier. But the pillow was soooo tempting ?️?

[donttouchmethere]

4 hours ago, worik said:

It's the 8481st day, that I should have risen earlier. But the pillow was soooo tempting ?️?

It's the 8482th time I might get late, because I read the LL morning paper instead of a regular one.