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[worik]

7 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

(*doublechecked for "B" words*)

A Bragon ? fighting against 8357 Buards?  ? ?

[Psalam]

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1 minute ago, worik said:

A Bragon ? fighting against 8357 Buards?  ? ?

 

 

I think what you are looking for is 8358 bards braggin' about their swords, errr... arrows, errr ... sonnets! ?

[donttouchmethere]

All Bampires ?‍♀️ are afraid of 8359 Barlic Bulbs if they have to fight the Bawngard! ⚔️

[worik]

11 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I think what you are looking for is 8358 bards braggin' about their swords, errr... arrows, errr ... sonnets! ?

? They could hurl 8360 Books ? at the Bragon...

[Psalam]

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2 minutes ago, worik said:

? They could hurl 8360 Books ? at the Bragon...

 

 

I'm afraid that the very braggadocio displayed would likely be sufficient to place 8361dragons, Imperials, Thalmor and **** whispers **** bunnies into a deep repose.

[donttouchmethere]

8362 times I heard the Graybeards shout: ?"Mu-ad-'Dib" during my return to Whiterun after killing Mirmulnir ?

Maybe I should start a topic in tech support about that, or I should stop playing Dragon Raising over and over again ?

[worik]

56 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

Maybe I should start a topic in tech support about that

That's strange. But if you tfc and fly in a height of 8363 units above ground ?, it sounds like

"You bastard! You killed our pet! Visit us and repent!"

[Psalam]

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49 minutes ago, worik said:

That's strange. But if you tfc and fly in a height of 8363 units above ground ?, it sounds like

"You bastard! You killed our pet! Visit us and repent!"

 

 

Sorry, just got back from eating pizza with the family!

 

I thought that Paul "Muad Dib" was a character in the Dune saga which must surely now exceed 8364 pages.

[donttouchmethere]

1 hour ago, Psalam said:

I thought that Paul "Muad Dib" was a character in the Dune saga which must surely now exceed 8364 pages.

just watched it a bit right now (directors cut) and it feels like its longer than 8365 sec

If I didn't now it any better I would say that the planet Dune has a roundworm infection ?

[Psalam]

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9 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

just watched it a bit right now (directors cut) and it feels like its longer than 8365 sec

If I didn't now it any better I would say that the planet Dune has a roundworm infection ?

 

 

Those are the universe's biggest roundworms! They must be larger than 8366 dragons! ?

[donttouchmethere]

If you put 3 normal sized worms in a line they will be together 836,7 meters long

(or 2 with XXL size after too much Spice Harvesters)

[Psalam]

Are you suggesting that if 3 worms ran FNIS XXL instead of the "regular" FNIS that they could achieve a length of 836,8 meters?

[donttouchmethere]

3 minutes ago, Psalam said:

Are you suggesting that if 3 worms ran FNIS XXL instead of the "regular" FNIS that they could achieve a length of 836,8 meters?

With FNIS XXL you might even archive a length of 836,9 meters before they crash!

(I have no clue how a worm looks like if it crashes )

[Psalam]

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4 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

With FNIS XXL you might even archive a length of 836,9 meters before they crash!

(I have no clue how a worm looks like if it crashes )

 

 

What, do you suppose, would happen if you used 8370 thumpers to attract said worms? ?

[Guest]

8371 micro blackholes forming and evaporating in a 1/8371th of a second. What else?

[donttouchmethere]

I feelt sad for the micro blackhole that was forming and evaporating late.

Only after 1/8372th of a second it managed to form and evaporate, while missing all the fun ?

[worik]

8373 navigators could loose their jobs. ?

[donttouchmethere]

That's right!

They should loose their job.

Driving close to planets while intoxicated with 8374 m³ spice gas is a crime ?

 

[Psalam]

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2 hours ago, donttouchmethere said:

That's right!

They should loose their job.

Driving close to planets while intoxicated with 8374 m³ spice gas is a crime ?

 

 

 

True, but if you belong to the Guild (and fold space) the fine is only 8375 Pfennig.

[worik]

Totally unrelated, during family breakfast/brunch we came upon the solution for the B-problem. In fact, it is nothing new. It is proven and quite a few years old.

It might be applicable to the 8376 officially registered and licensed sandworms as well ??

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the BV-6000

 

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[donttouchmethere]

34 minutes ago, worik said:

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the BV-6000

? I love Wallace & Gromit

 

125 rpm (rabbit per minute) might be a bit too weak for sandworms.

But if you build the BV-6000 into a Spice Harvester and switch it to suck...

that should give you a power output of 8377 wpm ? (wormmillimeters per minute)

Although the idea is nothing less than genius, the first test video speaks for itself:

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[worik]

2 hours ago, donttouchmethere said:

that should give you a power output of 8377 wpm ? (wormmillimeters per minute)

I spoke to the manufacturer and the next generation will have a booster.

It will manage 8378 wpm ?, though it won't overcome the harmonic impulses that invite the worms to have a dance ?

[donttouchmethere]

1 hour ago, worik said:

I spoke t the manufacturer and the next generation will have a booster.

It will manage 8378 wpm ?, though it won't overcome the harmonic impulses that invites the worms to have a dance ?

That's genius again! ??

We could use the affinity of worms to harmonic impulses ? to our advantage. ?

 

We just need 8379 worm charmers ?!

 

The first worm charmers have already started their training with less dangerous wormlike creatures:

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[Psalam]

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21 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

That's genius again! ??

We could use the affinity of worms to harmonic impulses ? to our advantage. ?

 

We just need 8379 worm charmers ?!

 

The first worm charmers have already started their training with less dangerous wormlike creatures:

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I don't know about worm charmers but would 8380 of these guys do?

 

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P.S., Now I know the real reason the Beatles went to India!

[worik]

14 minutes ago, Psalam said:

I don't know about worm charmers but would 8380 of these guys do?

They would need to be in rhythm and loud enough. Better take  8381 of them. They could do it as well, since it is not a prime number. And they might be louder and better heard.