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Even with all the latin excuses:

No one shall get closer than ⚠️8407km⚠️  to my meatballs while holding raisins? with some unholy intention? !

Why oh why would you do that ?

They are meatballs! MEATballs!

They might be even allergic against raisins.

Only tomatoes ? are a natural friend of those - from fat heaven kissed - balls.

Corsayr is right, this isn't just a minor offence, it's a major blasphemy.

Curse you raisins lovers!

 

(just got an email from some onions, they demand to get mentioned if it comes to meatballs)

 

Only tomatoes ? and onions  are a natural friend of those - from fat heaven kissed - balls!

 

 

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1 minute ago, donttouchmethere said:

Even with all the latin excuses:

No one shall get closer than ⚠️8407km⚠️  to my meatballs while holding raisins? with some unholy intention? !

Why oh why would you do that ?

They are meatballs! MEATballs!

They might be even allergic against raisins.

Only tomatoes ? are a natural friend of those - from fat heaven kissed - balls.

Corsayr is right, this isn't just a minor offence, it's a major blasphemy.

Curse you raisins lovers!

 

 

 

While I appreciate your position and offer 8408 apologies on having to disagree I find that anything that decreases the acidity of tomato sauces, including raisins, is an excellent addition to cuisine.

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17 minutes ago, Psalam said:
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While I appreciate your position and offer 8408 apologies on having to disagree I find that anything that decreases the acidity of tomato sauces, including raisins, is an excellent addition to cuisine.

Meatballs aren't medicine ?

They are a allegory to a dying meat star, compressed to what only counts, MEAT ?

 

but I have to admit they are great to calm down nerves if running low on fat or if you have changed to a werewolf.

In fact I sound like I could need some Meatballs right now! ?

 

Just don't drink the usual 8409 liters of black coffee while being on a meatball spree ?

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38 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

No one shall get closer than ⚠️8407km⚠️  to my meatballs while holding raisins? with some unholy intention? !

You better get them properly guarded. 8410 trespasser are easily overlooked, if you let down your vigilance.

None shall pass!

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3 minutes ago, donttouchmethere said:

Meatballs aren't medicine ?

They are a allegory to a dying meat star, compressed to what only counts, MEAT ?

 

but I have to admit they are great to calm down nerves if running low on fat or if you have changed to a werewolf.

In fact I sound like I could need some Meatballs right now! ?

 

Just don't drink the usual 8409 liters of black coffee while being on a meatball spree ?

 

 

I have no idea of why but your rant put me in mind of 8411 rieklings dancing with meatballs on their spears. ?

 

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3 minutes ago, worik said:

You better get them properly guarded. 8410 trespasser are easily overlooked, if you let down your vigilance.

None shall pass!

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Who would be yelling, "come back here you coward!" ?

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Just now, donttouchmethere said:

RIGHT!

None shall pass!

*looks at a world map ?️ to see what would be in a 8407 km radius around his refrigerator*

I fear I need a white rabbit ? in addition to the 8412 feet and armless back knights ?

 

 

 

 

 

Would you prefer 8413 rabbits (sorry Ernest Lemmingway) or ONE Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

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37 minutes ago, Psalam said:
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Would you prefer 8413 rabbits (sorry Ernest Lemmingway) or ONE Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

The hand grenade of antioch might come in handy.

But before I can read the instruction how to use it

I will have to make space in my freezer for 8416 friends. ?

 

(@worik: Walder Frey totaly deserved that, even if I had to ? during that scene)

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11 minutes ago, worik said:

Don't mock on Arya's cooking skills. :classic_mellow: She already gained 8417 XP and will level up soon. ?:classic_laugh:

 

 

If all it took to level up cooking skills in some 8418 points I would be an expert chef - needless to say, I am not.

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9 hours ago, CPU said:

I will just send 8422 warning points.

 

 

Oh please! With that I will have enough to buy Carlotta Valerius! I think that would leave me with a couple hundred extra. I'll bet Lucan will want at least 8425 more for the Golden Claw though. Cheap piker! And I brought it back to him from Bleak Falls Barrow, too!

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I think I created at least 8426 times the same character in Skyrim to test the mods I was building. Was always a Nord (male or female) without any customization (if not the mouth.)

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42 minutes ago, CPU said:

I think I created at least 8426 times the same character in Skyrim to test the mods I was building. Was always a Nord (male or female) without any customization (if not the mouth.)

 

 

I know that character. I've created him (always him for me) more than 8427 when testing mods for other people. In fact, I have someone whose mod I need to test and I should be creating him now but my load order is a mess and I can't find the uninterrupted time to start a new game.

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