What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Tlam99]

Burluk and Snow White's Apple, another way to do the quest.

 

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[DocClox]

It's time to round up some of the slaves I left parked temporarily in various dungeons. On this occasion - Dimhollow Crypt!

 

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... and would you believe it? Hilda the Goat is carrying a sack with another slave who I'd entirely forgotten about!

Edited December 31, 2022 by DocClox

[DocClox]

Welcome to Hendraheim! Our staff are standing by and eager to serve!

 

[MrEsturk]

Getting that Jagged Crown. I downloaded several Civil War based mods, so things ought to start to get interesting once I get the questline a bit deeper in:

 

On 12/31/2022 at 8:56 AM, DocClox said:

Welcome to Hendraheim! Our staff are standing by and eager to serve!

 

You're making good progress, but you still got to train the sulking attitude out of your harem. They all still look horribly annoyed to be there.

[27X]

On 12/30/2022 at 4:11 PM, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Sounds like a fun mod. Some random bandit, threating you in Elmo's voice.

 

Given what happened to the original voice actor, megalol

[DocClox]

Regarding the recent "Vampires vs Werewolves" debate...

 

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I think the werewolves may be winning ...

 

 

 

 

It's all a bit annoying really. I set out to finish off the Saints and Seducers quests by finding the secrets of Amber and Chaos smithing. "Check the area north of Morvunskar" the note said. So my closes fast travel point was Convangr Cave. So I stuck my head in there for a break from the weather and ened up disagreeing with the three vampire lasses that live there.

 

Well, you can see how that worked out.

 

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So anyway, I took some time to break them sufficiently that they'd not run off, then zapped off back to Lakeview to store some of the loot and free up some carry capacity. Then on the way back, I thought why not check out the area north or Morvunskar on the way back? And Morvunskar being Morvunskar, thinkgs got out of hand and I ended up with three captured witches in sacks (I'm a sucker for those little black mindresses) plus a DB kittycat who thought she'd take a pop at me in the confusion, plus some random wench I found forgotten about in a sack in Hilda's pack.

 

So now I have this lot to sort out before I do anything else:

 

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On the bright side, I like that pair of mages with the matching Louise Brooks bobs. I might take a special interest in those two.

 

The kicker is, when I came to look for the site "North of Morvunskar, there was nothing there. So I finally gave up and reread the quest objective. "North of Mistwatch" it said.

 

So now, after I get this lot sorted out, I'm off to Mistwatch to try again. I can't see any potential for that to go wrong, at all...

[Alessia Wellington]

14 minutes ago, DocClox said:

I think the werewolves may be winning

 

And what's that supposed to proof? That you can only get laid as a bad smelling fur ball?

[DocClox]

28 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

And what's that supposed to proof? That you can only get laid as a bad smelling fur ball?

 

Candy is dandy, but lycanthropy is quicker

[Ronin79]

2 hours ago, DocClox said:

I think the werewolves may be winning ...

 

Sonja would have to disagree with you on that...

 

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[MrEsturk]

Uploaded a giant photo gallery of the various costume replacements I worked into my copy of Skyrim SE in my blogs:

 

Also seized control of Whiterun again:

Lydia REALLY takes her duties as housecarl seriously. "You want me to betray my Jarl and my Empire by joining the Stormcloaks? Well if the Thane I pledged loyalty to only two days ago commands it...."

Edited January 3, 2023 by MrEsturk

[DocClox]

Just pottering around Lakeview Basement.

 

[Neroth654]

Punishing some bandits in some ruins... But the others don't have to hear... ?

[Guest]

The lecherous Greybeards would only teach the young, hot, Dragonborn the way of the voice if she offered up her body as tribute.

Pics 1-4 name the Greybeards.

NSFW

Edited January 5, 2023 by caveman74

[MrEsturk]

The custom content from the Civil War mod I'm using finally started to kick in. Had to invade Falkreath. It was even possible to lose if too many of your faction's troops died before you kill enough of the other faction forces:

 

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Wardogs, summoned beasts, Greco-Roman soldiers battling Germanic invaders over control of a fantasy realm town. Things got pretty choatic.

 

In other news I'm pretty sure Muiri is a lesbian. She's loves running up and slapping my character on her ass. Also when she sandbox prostitutes herself she usually solicits female NPCs:

 

Alright, alright, time to take care of her needs:

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Edited January 6, 2023 by MrEsturk

[DocClox]

Farkas sent me to clear Bleak Falls Barrow. Again. At level 40. With the place full of Hateful Wenches.

 

I figure I better park this lot before I get started.

 

 

That feeling when you realize that your party has grown a bit too large.

Edited January 8, 2023 by DocClox

[DocClox]

On the subject of Bleak Falls, I just got back from the Word Wall Chamber. One Vampire Lord carrying a lot of sacks. Getting them all unpacked without the sacks clipping through the floor was a bit of a chore, I can tell you!

 

Anyway, these are the new slaves taken in the run. Hateful Wenches mostly, plus  a couple of bandits that managed to respawn while I was in the deeper part of the dungeon.

 

 

Now I just need to train them ...

[MrEsturk]

Made what was meant to be just a pitstop in Dawnstar. But a lot of stuff happened. First I helped purge the nightmares by clearing out the Temple of Vaermina. It mostly involved a bunch of half naked people hurling lightning at each other:

 

 

Upon returning to Dawnstar stuff just kept happening:

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First a Dragon attacked:

 

Never realized just how many NPCs are in Dawnstar until they all showed up to gawk at the dragon's corpse:

 

"Hey Rustleif, mind if I fuck your wife?"

Rustleif: "Sure. I'll just be working the tanning rack if you need me."

 

Not pictured: Me being Benny Hill style chased around town a lot by Sexlab Survival enforcers because two of my licenses are expired 

 

Even as I was leaving stuff kept happening. For no apparent reason there was a hostile Forsworn on the outskirts of town. How the hell did he end up this far north?:

 

Then the biggest pack of wolves I've ever encountered in Skyrim jumped me:

 

Then while quietly poking around a giant camp a band of bandits and an imperial patrol wondered by, both deciding I need to die:

 

Also not pictured: Me trying to unload some loot at a nearby Stormcloak camp only for several of the members getting outed as Imperial spies and promptly slaughtered. Including the damn vendor 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 8, 2023 by MrEsturk

[DocClox]

Apparently the Mythic Dawn have returned. I found three of them camping out near Ivarstead. Time to teach them the error of their ways.

 

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(The other three in the picture are my regular mules: Kimli, Gisli and Grosta).

 

They keep telling that the snow is cold. They should try telling me something I don't already know!

 

I mean, you don't see me complaining, do you?

 

 

Mind I do like those high cut robes these Mythic Dawn girls wear, I might let some of them get dressed, once I'm satisfied with their behavior.

 

 

That said, who told Jytne there she could get dressed? You'll have to excuse me a minute...

 

 

You know, it is a bit nippy, now I think about it!

 

 

... and then there's this one!

 

 

The trail to the Mythic Dawn camp led to Arcwind Point where I have to deal, not only with a dragon and draugr deathlord, but also the draugr's mistress, pictured above.

 

I don't feel like taking the time to deal with her, but I'm not about to waste perfectly usable girlflesh. Into a sack she goes and one of the slaves can carry her until I'm ready to camp again.

 

Next up, exploring an Aleyid ruin! This brings back memories...

 

Edited January 8, 2023 by DocClox

[Guest]

 

Trying to get better at video clips... NSFW

Edited January 8, 2023 by caveman74

[MrEsturk]

2 hours ago, caveman74 said:

Trying to get better at video clips... NSFW

 

So far you're already getting better results than me. Besides the usual troubles of trying to learn how to capture good footage usually when ever I try to record something every NPC in a 5 cell radius decides to start acting like this.

Edited January 8, 2023 by MrEsturk

[MrEsturk]

The RNG gods have decided my character's master is a shameless voyeur who just loves watching his little half-dragon pet quiver and orgasm all over herself. Seriously, the guy just loves switching on her vibrating piercings every moment he gets:

Or at least the pervert likes to watch her when he's sober enough to stand. He was not at the moment of this snapshot. Good thing he was wearing that helmet or he might have melted his face off with that torch.

 

Is being pushed to an orgasm twenty-five times a day heaven or hell?

Edited January 9, 2023 by MrEsturk

[belegost]

Exploring the Arcane Grotto (The Midden - Expanded)

 

 

[belegost]

20 hours ago, MrEsturk said:

Is being pushed to an orgasm twenty-five times a day heaven or hell?

 

Depends whether you have SLS and "Orgasm Fatigue" toggled on or off.

[MrEsturk]

8 minutes ago, belegost said:

 

Depends whether you have SLS and "Orgasm Fatigue" toggled on or off.

Definitely have it toggled off. My poor gal would never catch a break from the debuffs if I switched it on.

[belegost]

3 hours ago, MrEsturk said:

Definitely have it toggled off.

Easy mode.