What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[daxoss]

Bring Daisy Ridley to life!

[Guest]

Getting cooked and "Serving" my Mistress...........

 

NSFW

Edited February 2, 2023 by caveman74

[DocClox]

I can only assume he thinks this is funny...

 

 

Actually, it gets better.  I took the Wabbajack and ventured down along the Path of Dreams, only  to have a Scareful Wench spawn when I zapped the Dragon Priest. So of course, I can't defend myself in any way and she's summoning Molag knows what to attack me, and I still have two more challenges to overcome.

 

I kited one of the summoned Hateful Skeletons down to Sheogorath's picnic table in the hope of some assistance. What does that all-powerful God of Madness do, here in his place of power? He puts his head in his hands and tries to hide under the table! Typical!

Edited February 2, 2023 by DocClox

[DocClox]

About time I posted something with some boobs in it. A somewhat delayed Bleak Falls Barrow, attempting to re-educate the Hateful Wenches.

 

OK.

[Guest]

My PC and Uthgerd were getting busy when three chickens came to watch...........

[Tlam99]

Faeries

 

Spoiler

 

[DocClox]

"We summon Potema!"

 

Spoiler

 

What's that you say? Not lewd enough?

 

"We Summon Potema!"

 

 

[edit]

 

Chased off Potema and invited most of the necromancers back to Breezehome for a house warming party. Some of them were a little shy to begin with, but they seem to be getting in the spirit of things,,,

 

 

Things are heating up!

 

 

Edited February 4, 2023 by DocClox

[belegost]

On 2/4/2023 at 11:14 AM, DocClox said:

We summon Potema!

 

 Heh, I learned long ago that you can cheese the whole thing by one, well-aimed Fury spell, fired at the top of the tower from exactly this spot.

I call it: The F-spot.

Edited February 5, 2023 by belegost

[DocClox]

And for my next impression ... Lady Godiva!

 

 

I don't know which is more ridiculous - the fact that I'm riding a sodding unicorn, or the fact that it took me so long to realize I was walking around naked. Again.

[Alessia Wellington]

12 minutes ago, DocClox said:

that it took me so long to realize I was walking around naked

 

The dangling wiener's quite mesmerizing, isn't it?

[cosworth]

On 2/4/2023 at 8:36 AM, caveman74 said:

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Be glad they did not join the party 

[Whitt]

I'm starting new game number 712 (probably), maybe this time I'll even make it to the end without restarting ... yeah right.

 

[DocClox]

2 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

The dangling wiener's quite mesmerizing, isn't it?

 

I usually play in 1st person, and my werewolf revert form is bugged so the body slot doesn't re-equip. So quite often I don't know I'm wandering round au naturel until something forces me into third person. Like getting on a horse, for instance.

[belegost]

6 minutes ago, DocClox said:

Like getting on a horse, for instance

 

Be glad you're riding on its back, not on its head...

 

...unless your character likes it. Which is totally fine.

Edited February 8, 2023 by belegost

[DocClox]

1 hour ago, belegost said:

Be glad you're riding on its back, not on its head

 

I am. My character and I are of one mind on this, for want of a better word, point.

 

Here's what I was doing shortly before that picture was taken:

 

 

And this is now:

 

Edited February 8, 2023 by DocClox

[Tlam99]

The Gourmet and her White and Black Succubi escaping Solitude Castle after dinner.

 

Spoiler

 

[DocClox]

You know, slaves are a bit like cats. You think you own them, and then one day you suddenly realize you're spending all your time trying to keep them happy.

 

 

Currently I'm in Myrwatch, trying to get some Enchanting done.

 

Of course, it's when I get to Ustengrav that my problems really start...

 

[Alessia Wellington]

21 minutes ago, DocClox said:

You know, slaves are a bit like cats. You think you own them, and then one day you suddenly realize you're spending all your time trying to keep them happy.

 

Have you tried whipping your slaves into their place?

[belegost]

47 minutes ago, DocClox said:

you're spending all your time trying to keep them happy.

 

What? I think you might have warped perception of what slavery actually means...

[DocClox]

1 hour ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Have you tried whipping your slaves into their place?

 

I'm trying to operate a soul gem farm. Between trying to keep them all knocked up one the one hand, collecting the gems on the other, and trying to make sure no kills anyone else in a fit of jealous rage ... who has the time to whip anyone?

 

46 minutes ago, belegost said:

What? I think you might have warped perception of what slavery actually means...

 

I suspect I have a warped perception of a great many things

[Alessia Wellington]

5 minutes ago, DocClox said:

who has the time to whip anyone?

 

Let me have a blood cattle or two, and I'm your whipper.

 

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[DocClox]

1 hour ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Let me have a blood cattle or two, and I'm your whipper.

 

In which case, can I tempt you with a used Stormcloak? Guaranteed fertile, only one previous owner. She's had basic compliance drilled into her, but she'll need further instruction in the finer points of etiquette. I can't imagine that will pose a problem for you.

 

[Ronin79]

Vampire Dommy Mommy looking for a midnight snack.

 

[Ronin79]

Yngrid just discovered the joys of Dwemer Technology. 

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

[Guest]

On 2/9/2023 at 5:57 AM, DocClox said:

... who has the time to whip anyone?

With great power comes great responsibility.