What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[philyb]

Took a break from my main Vigilant/Dawnguard, righteous good DB character to try out a Dunmer refugee in Windhelm. The current plan is to earn 500 gold, a decent bow, leather armour and dagger before making my way to Riften to join up with the Thieves Guild.

[Speed Metal]

I just wanted to have a word with Torbjorn about the Argonian's working conditions.

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Torbjorn?

Uhm... I'll come back later. Enjoy yourselves.

Even though they're both still mourning the loss of their daughter, they're quite wild at it.

 

[Dalang]

Bandit hunting in the Pale at the moment

[Tlam99]

Katria seems to be happy, because I saved her.

 

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[AJtheWizard]

trying to get my mod order sorted out. Currently, I'm t-posing in the live-another-life starting prison, but at least I can see my body in first person, so we're halfway there.

[Speed Metal]

New attempt to talk to Torbjorn.

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Torbjorn, you have to pay those Argonians a fair wage.

"Those boots aren't worth the septims I do pay them. I'm not giving them coin I could give to good Nord workers."

Is that so? Pay them well or else.

"Calm down. Maybe I was a bit too harsh on them. By the honor of Clan Shatter-Shield, they will be paid fairly. You have my word."

I knew I could reason with you.

Torbjorn has agreed to pay you all more.

"You talked him down? I'm impressed."

 

[philyb]

Even in Windhelm, too many elves already, no one wants to hire her. What could she do? Maybe Riften would be better...

[Gukahn]

15 hours ago, philyb said:

Even in Windhelm, too many elves already, no one wants to hire her. What could she do? Maybe Riften would be better...

I know a Job or two she could do

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Helping out at the Graveyard

 

Or helping the Old and feeble with their daily baths ?

 

Or she could help cleaning my Cat

 

Alternative, I still need vampire bait ?

 

 

We doing this for Hours, I'm starting to think sex does not attract Vampires.. ?

 

[Alessia Wellington]

24 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

We doing this for Hours, I'm starting to think sex does not attract Vampires.

 

Some vampires are too dead to feel sexual pleasures.

[Gukahn]

6 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Some vampires are too dead to feel sexual pleasures.

True ?

 

 

[Darkpig]

I tried the Maids mod thinking it was a simple mod with maids in it

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and all I got was this stupid letter. At least it wasn't a t-shirt.

Anyway I decided to play a different mod called Freeport Island.

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I don't know about you but I find this bed uncomfortable.

Edited October 9, 2022 by Darkpig

[thiccthighs03]

After breaking into a home of a person in Whiterun who just so happens to be the Jarl's close companion and getting caught red handed I await the Jarls punishment. He stripped me and now is talking about me being the Public Whore for a few days... 

[Tlam99]

break on the way to the last Aetherium shard.

 

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[Darkpig]

I tried fixing the courier with a little mod I found

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Namely this one:

 

And I decided why not do one better. Something with more muscle and less exoskeleton.

 

 

I then decided to go with somebody less depressed.

 

 

Must be a large package

 

 

In the end I decided to go with the classics

 

 

I'm sure you do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

 

It seems she has a skin condition and she doesn't seem to be wearing any clothes and she still still sounds like a dude. Not that it is my fault or anything your God doesn't make any mistakes just happy little accidents. Maybe I should have stuck with the spider...

 

Edited October 11, 2022 by Darkpig

[Alessia Wellington]

2 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Maybe I should have stuck with the spider.

 

Why not replacing the courier with Nazeem? A little side job and some extra income won't hurt him.

[Darkpig]

4 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Why not replacing the courier with Nazeem? A little side job and some extra income won't hurt him.

That is a terrible idea and you know it. If he starts talking about the space district that is on your hands not mine.

[Alessia Wellington]

19 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

If he starts talking about the space district that is on your hands not mine.

 

"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't. Anyway, here's your letter I'm supposed to give you. Oops, I've dropped it." 

[Darkpig]

20 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't. Anyway, here's your letter I'm supposed to give you. Oops, I've dropped it." 

Can I at least set him to non-essential?

[Alessia Wellington]

8 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Can I at least set him to non-essential?

 

Sure.

[Darkpig]

10 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Sure.

Nazeem seems to have fell down a flight of seven thousand steps and won't be back with us any time soon.

[MadMansGun]

21 hours ago, Darkpig said:

Must be a large package

....is it his cock?

[Darkpig]

16 minutes ago, MadMansGun said:

....is it his cock?

Yes how'd you know?

[MadMansGun]

32 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Yes how'd you know?

it is the only "package" that anyone can get a dragon to willingly deliver.

[Tlam99]

fixed clipping eyebrows

 

before:

 

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after:

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Open facegen in Outfit Studio and move the eyebrow mesh a little bit Y direction (if you look at the, towards you)

[BlackFire311]

Everyone say hi to my new elf Laerin, a native of Hammerfell with mixed Dunmer and Bosmer parentage. She's come to Skyrim seeking adventure as a young spellsword does, and is sure to find herself in all manner of mishaps along the way, to include ending up as the favored sex slave of an Orc Chief. Already a rather sensual girl, will Laerin be able to satisfy her masters long enough to escape?