What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Speed Metal]

Pure perfection.

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I always wanted a daughter that can stare right into my soul.

Not that there would be any soul to stare at, but you get the idea.

 

[Dalang]

Deepening ties with Astrid at the moment

 

 

 

 

[Jeff_9]

Talsgar the wandering bard thought he'd play the hero...

he joined the rest of them in Sovngarde.

 

I'm developing a lycanthrope player character for a new playthrough. Bandits and other fools are finding out the hard way.

[Gukahn]

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[Speed Metal]

40 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

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"No one fucks Gukahn aside from me."

"Got it?"

 

[Darkpig]

On 10/11/2022 at 11:06 PM, MadMansGun said:

it is the only "package" that anyone can get a dragon to willingly deliver.

And that time I rode a dragon?

[MadMansGun]

5 hours ago, Darkpig said:

And that time I rode a dragon?

that was not done willingly, in fact he probably wants to ride you.

[Darkpig]

44 minutes ago, MadMansGun said:

that was not done willingly, in fact he probably wants to ride you.

So he's a switch?

[Darkpig]

The world of dragon consent is confusing

[Gukahn]

19 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

The world of dragon consent is confusing

Well by lore they have an innate urge to dominate. So their biggest regret is that their dicks don't fit in skyrims people  ?

[Darkpig]

29 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Well by lore they have an innate urge to dominate. So their biggest regret is that their dicks don't fit in skyrims people  ?

Dick? I thought that was a strap on.

[Gukahn]

10 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Dick? I thought that was a strap on.

that makes too much sense ?

[Speed Metal]

Questioning if picking up Dakota was really the right choice.

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"Why do you even bother? The clapping of your massive ass cheeks is alerting everything within 10 miles anyways."

Love you too.

 

[Gukahn]

6 minutes ago, Speed Metal said:

Questioning if picking up Dakota was really the right choice.

 

It's the last Thing her Enemy's ever hear.. The clapping of her Cheeks, menacingly approaching 

[Speed Metal]

15 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

It's the last Thing her Enemy's ever hear.. The clapping of her Cheeks, menacingly approaching 

How charming. No wonder Harley likes you so much.

[Gukahn]

Playing with my Pussy ?

 

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[shadowlord445]

tis the spooky season, and you know what that means

 

 

[Alessia Wellington]

55 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

Playing with my Pussy

 

I think your cat's moldy.

[Gukahn]

37 minutes ago, shadowlord445 said:

tis the spooky season, and you know what that means

I know that we use spoiler tags in this thread to keep the loading time down ?

 

10 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

I think your cat's moldy.

He's just grumpy because I won't let him use his naughty bits ?

[Alessia Wellington]

3 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

He's just grumpy because I won't let him use his naughty bits

 

Doesn't explain his unhealthy looking fur colour.

[Gukahn]

4 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Doesn't explain his unhealthy looking fur colour.

considering it is supposed to be the main character transformed.. Knowing him it could very well be skyrim syphilis ? I mean, having sex with everything with a pulse is bound to have some bad side effects

[Alessia Wellington]

9 minutes ago, Gukahn said:

I mean, having sex with everything with a pulse is bound to have some bad side effects

 

And that's why I prefer my own kind. Someone that isn't alive can't carry diseases.

[Gukahn]

4 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

And that's why I prefer my own kind. Someone that isn't alive can't carry diseases.

True, only thing you have to look out for are Maggots

[Alessia Wellington]

1 minute ago, Gukahn said:

True, only thing you have to look out for are Maggots

 

Don't know what vampires you date, but I've never came across one with maggots.

[Gukahn]

3 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Don't know what vampires you date, but I've never came across one with maggots.

give it Time, you're bound to find one eventually