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Posted
3 hours ago, stingray1995 said:

You are so weird.

Grey Cloud had a little troll,

Its fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Grey Cloud went,

That troll was sure to go.

 

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Finally finished getting all the components needed to make the FantasySeries5 armour by Harry2135. (albeit swapping out Cowhide for Leather)

 

 

 


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Forgot to hit submit on the fiery image so it's several days old. ?

 

I'm coming to the end of this test game and have started to get my character for the next, real, game ready.

Ladies and mantlepieces, I bring you:

Bendover Keane. Known at the off-license as 'young Benders'.



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Moorside Inn, 0900hrs and fucking manic. There was over 20 people in there when I arrived about 3:30. No idea who or what the midget on the left is, only noticed it in the screenshot. The miner on the right was doing my head in with the obsessive compulsive disorder step-overs.

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She can kill a man with her sweet jelly roll. Eh? ? ?

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Poxy miner on the right was doing the OCD step-overs.

I'll have to go back in the game now and see what the midget is about. Also need to find out what the pink thing is about on the schlong.

Posted
13 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Forgot to hit submit on the fiery image so it's several days old. ?

 

I'm coming to the end of this test game and have started to get my character for the next, real, game ready.

Ladies and mantlepieces, I bring you:

Bendover Keane. Known at the off-license as 'young Benders'.

 

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She can kill a man with her sweet jelly roll. Eh? ? ? Poxy miner on the right was doing the OCD step-overs.

I'll have to go back in the game now and see what the midget is about. Also need to find out what the pink thing is about on the schlong.
 

 

Kill a Man with her Sweet Jelly Roll... Kill a "Man?"
In your game? Are there any Men?


 

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Just went back into the game and now they are all at it.



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Same thing on the other side of the room behind me. Maybe it's aerobics class or something.

Damn it. I forgot about the midget.

Posted

Went back again and:

1. Turns out I'm actually in the Windpeak Inn not the Moorside.

2. The midget has disappeared.

 

The good news is that I've got Erandur wearing what he was supposed to be wearing. (Courtesy of TESVEdit and my trusty F7 hotkey).

 

 


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Posted

I decided that I'd had enough of the Windpeak inn so I exited.



I seem to have timed it just as aerobics class had ended.

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"It was on the good ship Venus,

By god, you should have seen us"



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"The figurehead a whore in bed,

A jolly sight, by Jesus"

Posted

What am I doing tonight? I went to a religious service, of course, like I always do on Wednesday evenings...

Spoiler

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Om nom, nom, nom...

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Now then, I have a Crag for you to Jump, my sexy Annie Fanny...

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Or, I could mine you for dewdrops instead, that's good too.

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Is it just me or are those statues hawt....

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Amen.

 

Posted
12 hours ago, Vyxenne said:

Is it just me or are those statues hawt....

Diorite would be my guess.

 

"like I always do on Wednesday evenings..."

I thought Wednesday was your bingo night. ?

 

What's Anneke Queue-Jumper doing in Markarth?

 

Posted
21 minutes ago, wokking56 said:

It's all part of an Amorous Adventure quest.

Ah, I see. Never used AA myself. She, or at least a look-alike, features in Animal Mansion Plus (AMP uses templates).

 

 


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Posted
15 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

Diorite would be my guess.

 

"like I always do on Wednesday evenings..."

I thought Wednesday was your bingo night. ?

 

What's Anneke Queue-Jumper doing in Markarth?

 

Anneke is a follower so even if one doesn't make use of Amorous Adventures, one can always take her there for no particular reason.

Posted
39 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Yep. All you need to do is clearing out a random bandit camp for her.

The last time I spoke to her she said she had seen some bandits entering a cave and would mark it on my map.  I looked at the map and the cave was over by Windhelm.  Anneke Eagle-eye?

Posted
2 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

The last time I spoke to her she said she had seen some bandits entering a cave and would mark it on my map.  I looked at the map and the cave was over by Windhelm.  Anneke Eagle-eye?

That reminded me of the civilian NPCs in Champions Online. They would sometimes come running up to your character to tell you about some crime or villains they'd witnessed at a location that most of the time was atleast halfway across the entire city. Either they had some type of super vision OR they possessed some kind of movement power that allowed them to cover great distances to search for idling superheroes in a shorter amount of time than it would take them to call 911 on their smartphone.

Posted
6 minutes ago, PerfidiousPantsuPincher said:

to search for idling superheroes in a shorter amount of time than it would take them to call 911 on their smartphone.

In real life they would have stopped to video it and post it on social media before phoning the emergency services.

'Smartphone' - a phone which is smarter than its owner.

Posted
6 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

The last time I spoke to her she said she had seen some bandits entering a cave and would mark it on my map.  I looked at the map and the cave was over by Windhelm.  Anneke Eagle-eye?

Mechanically its just a radiant "kill a bandit chief in current hold" and Darkwater crossing is in Eastmarch, so sometimes she'll send you to Traitor's post, east of Windhelm.

 

Not much traffic across the volcanic tundra I guess, and too many mage and dwemer ruins along the eastern mountains for any bandit camps.  Snapleg to the south would make sense, due to its proximity, but its another mage cave.  The most sense would be if she sent you straight to Mistwatch, but that doesn't seem to qualify.

Posted

Currently trying to find a mod that will disable friendly fire between NPC's
Would like Anska to get her scroll but she insists on using Fireballs and Chain Lightning to which my followers take offense and kill her.

 

Really beginning to think this might be more effort than it's worth and I should just let the dumb bitch die. All the mods I've found only affect your attacks and, tbh, I just want Vokun's Mask/Circlet and Word.

 

Edit: targeting each follower and using the console command sifh 1 seemed to work.

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