What are you doing right now in Skyrim (Screenshot required)

[Heroine HoneyCrotch]

 

 



 

 

[Grey Cloud]

15 hours ago, Mez558 said:

New play Thru

Fresh air and exercise, you are an inspiration to us all. ???

[Mez558]

33 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

Fresh air and exercise, you are an inspiration to us all. ???

I'll have you know that I got both Fresh air and Exercise yesterday.

 

I ran down to the corner shop to grab some energy drinks and snacks.
I only ran because it was raining.

 

The energy drinks might explain wy I was up until 5am trying to get off of Solstheim.

[Grey Cloud]

1 hour ago, Mez558 said:

trying to get off of Solstheim

The time to start worrying is when you start trying to get off to Solstheim. ? ? Ashophilia? ?

[Grey Cloud]

I love it when my mods all come together. When they don't, well not so much.

Just approaching Whiterun and the Slaverun guard gives me the spiel about the laws and decides I need to give a blowjob. While Slaverun is getting its act together, old Hrafn decides to get some action and jumps the fence and the queue. Horse animation is well under way when Big Uthie turns up for her morning ride (the regular kind).

Th'orse is doing a cross between dressage and moonwalking.

Big Uthie is probably still pissed off with me. Last time we met near Salvius Farm she was had turned hostile but as luck would have it I was being chased down the hill by about 20 bandits so . . . .

It's one thing picking a fight with a physically wrecked skooma addict but quite another with 20 mad-dog bandits, all armed to the teeth. Oh yes. I was pulling cheese tactics when she was still into My Little Pony.

[Mez558]

I'm not sure about the etiquette when someone is servicing/being serviced by a horse and you want to ride said animal.

I does seem a bit rude not to wait, tho'

[Grey Cloud]

14 minutes ago, Mez558 said:

I'm not sure about the etiquette when someone is servicing/being serviced by a horse and you want to ride said animal.

I does seem a bit rude not to wait, tho'

There was definitely some sort of pecking order (pecker order?). The slave guard got trumped by the horse who got trumped by Big Uthie. None of 'em gave a shit about my hopes and aspirations. ☹️

[Mez558]

I've not managed to get any followers as yet. Neither Roggi nor Golldir were interested (not sure if this is a bug with my game or because I've not started the main quest yet. Hopefully the latter)
To update, little Naomi has had much fun with her elven bow, staff of fury and Stormfang. She's joined The Dawnguard, made the Black Briar guards kill each other and upgraded to Steel plate armour.
However, while clearing out Embershard Mine, Stormfang's battery is dead and with no USB C cable or powerbank to use, Naomi had to review her tactics.. Little girl with adults trying to and capable of stoving her skull in with her OP weapon that was keeping her alive now a plain Steel Great Sword... RUN AWAY!

Need so full soul gems.
 

Important to get onto the property ladder as early as possible.
Negotiations with current owner

 

Negotiations complete, contracts signed.
 

 

So, there's a little shrine at Bleakwind Basin, at the centre of the map that I've never paid much attention to. Decided to read it as none of the giants looked to be close enough to launch me into space. I don't know what mod adds this, I don't think it's in the vanilla game, somehow.

 

So I look up, sure enough, there is a black dot, floating up there. I TCL there to see what it is.




 

It's a pot... well, you know what they say.

Either...



 

Or get off the Pot.

[LEEA1]

just started a new game lmfao 

 

Spoiler

 

[karlpaws]

42 minutes ago, LEEA1 said:

just started a new game lmfao 

 

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Is that one of the TERA type outfits with a silly half cape hanging off your belt? I thought it was one of the better ones at first (with no collar wings up around your hair or shoulder plates larger than your head, until I looked past your legs.

 

 

[Alessia Wellington]

1 hour ago, karlpaws said:

Is that one of the TERA type outfits

 

I don't think it's from TERA. It's Melodic's Hestia outfit. https://www.patreon.com/posts/melodic-hestia-28277512

[Mez558]

Managed to recruit Golldir and Eric. Going to try Roggi next.

Naomi can now make Dwarven Armour so

 

 

I equipped my bodyguards.
 

 

Got tired of the Loli/Little girl thing. Cute but novelty wears off. Decided to go a different route.

 

 

 



Made her taller, slightly curvier, aged the face a little (increased Eye height, made eyes smaller, made head smalller, chin longer, mouth and nose lower) and finally,, a race change.

The moment I swap race to something not being identified as a child mods, which were dormant, come to life and Golldir tries to rape her!
 

 

[Grey Cloud]

6 hours ago, Mez558 said:

aged the face

That face could stop a clock. ?

The screenshot would make a good 'Guess this location'.

[Mez558]

23 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

That face could stop a clock. ?

The screenshot would make a good 'Guess this location'.

<Gasp> Rude!

 

Yeah the Obscuuri skin texture is pretty... Eugh.

I might see if I can find something not quite as extreme... She's a millennial so wouldn't be able handle such shaming of her appearance.

 

The race is still Castanic (Just not Castanic Youth) I just renamed the Obscuuri text files and dumped them in the Female Castanic folder.

 

Hmm, ok... As long as they don't go diffuse map shaming my character over in that thread ?

 

[woodsman30]

9 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

That face could stop a clock.

Also known in some circles as a butter-face

[Mez558]

14 hours ago, woodsman30 said:

Also known in some circles as a butter-face

She has a great body...

 

...Butter-face

[Grey Cloud]

I'm in the outpost.

 

I'm currently doing a circuit of Solstheim just to get away from the mega-annoyance that is Slaverun Reloaded and Sexlab Survival. Both mods are drinking in the Last Chance saloon.

Courtesy of a guy on the SRR thread, I've got a scripty thing which will make all (as in ALL) Skyrim subject to the SRR enforcer rules. Once I've completed my circuit here I'll be making a save, returning to Skyrim and making another save . Then I'll install the script and see what happens.

[Mez558]

12 minutes ago, Grey Cloud said:

I'm in the outpost.

 

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There was a picture here, now it's gone... Disappointed?

 

Courtesy of a guy on the SRR thread, I've got a scripty thing which will make all (as in ALL) Skyrim subject to the SRR enforcer rules. Once I've completed my circuit here I'll be making a save, returning to Skyrim and making another save . Then I'll install the script and see what happens.

What does that do? I don't use Slave run.

[Grey Cloud]

36 minutes ago, Mez558 said:

What does that do?

Probably destroy my game. ?

The 'Enforcer' part of SRR forces all females to strip in slaver-run towns*. This patch should extend the force-strip to all areas, interior and exterior and vanilla or modded. I'm also using SkyFem so I'm hoping it strips everyone. ?

 

* I'm new to SRR and only had it on this test game. All sex in my game is generally consensual but I had a plan which I don't think SRR can help with. There are other things with the enforcer thing which I'm not quite up to speed with.

[Mez558]

Not in Skyrim, instead in TESVEdit. Editting H2135 FantasySeries5 constructable objects so that Cow Hide is replaced with Leather.

 

Seriously, Harry?

I doubt there are enough Cows in Skyrim to make your armour and if there were, they would be an endagered species by the time I'd finished.

 

I don't mind hunting for tusks, teeth, skulls plus Deer, Elk and Cave Bear hides but I draw the line at cows.

 

 

[Grey Cloud]

3 minutes ago, Mez558 said:

Not in Skyrim, instead in TESVEdit

I'll keep an eye out for you.

Tried the SRR patch (which worked) but decided SRR was too high maintenance for me. Uninstalled SRR and am now waiting for TESVEdit patcher to finish the new SkyFem patch.

I'm going back to my regular plain sex and violence game where they are both consensual.

[Grey Cloud]

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I've certainly got my 'normal' game back.

Uninstalled Slaverun Reloaded, Sexy Bandit Captives and Sexlab Survival. Removed 973 orphan scripts and a slack handful of orphan arrays.

 

Did all of the above while in F(r)ossel. Left there and nipped to Skaal villlage and stopped for a quick shag. Deliberately waited to see if a bandit attack would disrupt proceedings. Nothing happened so  . . .

 . . .the second the animation starts two reiklings appear and start hitting my punter. Then the goat turns up and starts head-butting one of the rieklings. This went on for a while and then someone started letting loose with arrows. The arrows were hitting friend and foe so I had no idea who the archer was or which side they were on. Then two more goats steamed in. Eventually the goats and the mystery archer take out the two reiklings, the punter's animation finishes while mine carried on for a bit longer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mez558]

2 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I've certainly got my 'normal' game back.

Uninstalled Slaverun Reloaded, Sexy Bandit Captives and Sexlab Survival. Removed 973 orphan scripts and a slack handful of orphan arrays.

 

Did all of the above while in F(r)ossel. Left there and nipped to Skaal villlage and stopped for a quick shag. Deliberately waited to see if a bandit attack would disrupt proceedings. Nothing happened so  . . .

 . . .the second the animation starts two reiklings appear and start hitting my punter. Then the goat turns up and starts head-butting one of the rieklings. This went on for a while and then someone started letting loose with arrows. The arrows were hitting friend and foe so I had no idea who the archer was or which side they were on. Then two more goats steamed in. Eventually the goats and the mystery archer take out the two reiklings, the punter's animation finishes while mine carried on for a bit longer.

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Never seen Goats actually attack anyone, unless there is a Spriggan involved.
You have aggressive goats... Immersive!

[Grey Cloud]

9 hours ago, Mez558 said:

Never seen Goats actually attack anyone,

I was a bit surprised myself. Especially when one did that standing up on the rear legs and dropping down with the head-butt like they do in the mating season fights.

[stingray1995]

11 hours ago, Grey Cloud said:

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I've certainly got my 'normal' game back.

Uninstalled Slaverun Reloaded, Sexy Bandit Captives and Sexlab Survival. Removed 973 orphan scripts and a slack handful of orphan arrays.

 

Did all of the above while in F(r)ossel. Left there and nipped to Skaal villlage and stopped for a quick shag. Deliberately waited to see if a bandit attack would disrupt proceedings. Nothing happened so  . . .

 . . .the second the animation starts two reiklings appear and start hitting my punter. Then the goat turns up and starts head-butting one of the rieklings. This went on for a while and then someone started letting loose with arrows. The arrows were hitting friend and foe so I had no idea who the archer was or which side they were on. Then two more goats steamed in. Eventually the goats and the mystery archer take out the two reiklings, the punter's animation finishes while mine carried on for a bit longer.

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You are so weird.