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Darkpig

Darkpig

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42 minutes ago, Revenant Ghost said:

That reminds me: do you know what a British meatball is?

*Looks up British meatballs* Silly Brits. Those are called cigarettes. Next you're going to tell me that chips are crisps.

 

Wait so British meatballs are cigarettes? I'm so confused.

Count Chocula

Count Chocula

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8 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

*Looks up British meatballs* Silly Brits. Those are called cigarettes. Next you're going to tell me that chips are crisps.

 

Wait so British meatballs are cigarettes? I'm so confused.

You're getting "bundle of sticks" confused with "cigarettes."

 

Plus, summer is coming up. So change the air in your tyres,  clean your windscreen and make sure you have emergency tools in the boot. You don't want any surprizes when you're driving down the motorway.

 

Count Chocula

Count Chocula

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7 hours ago, Darkpig said:

dick spotted

And buttered.

 

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Caption says it's peanut butter. Looks more like mustard.

 

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Darkpig

Darkpig

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29 minutes ago, chocula said:

And buttered.

 

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Caption says it's peanut butter. Looks more like mustard.

 

So we're skipping the foreplay and going straight into the blowjobs. Then again are those people straight? I mean either way good for them.

Count Chocula

Count Chocula

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11 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

So we're skipping the foreplay and going straight into the blowjobs. Then again are those people straight? I mean either way good for them.

What better foreplay is there than a blowjob?

porkybork

porkybork

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4 hours ago, chocula said:

You're getting "bundle of sticks" confused with "cigarettes."

This reminded me of something I saw on YouTube many years ago (I might've been in high school still). It was a comment under a video of this scene from the original Modern Warfare 3 where Cpt. Price smokes a cigarette after killing Makarov. It said something along the lines of, "Truly one of the most badass scenes ever. The MW trilogy began with Price blowing a fag, and it ended with him blowing a fag. Brilliant writing." I'm not ashamed to admit that I cried after reading that comment... because that shit had me laughing for like 5 minutes straight.

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Count Chocula

Count Chocula

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57 minutes ago, porkybork said:

This reminded me of something I saw on YouTube many years ago (I might've been in high school still). It was a comment under a video of this scene from the original Modern Warfare 3 where Cpt. Price smokes a cigarette after killing Makarov. It said something along the lines of, "Truly one of the most badass scenes ever. The MW trilogy began with Price blowing a fag, and it ended with him blowing a fag. Brilliant writing." I'm not ashamed to admit that I cried after reading that comment... because that shit had me laughing for like 5 minutes straight.

Years ago I saw Peter Cook on I think Late Night when David Letterman was the host. As I recall, Cook was telling a story about how he had appeared on The Tonight Show years befoer that, when Johnny Carson was the host. Cook said he had not visited the U.S. much, or maybe not at all, prior to this appearance. He told Letterman that he told Carson he was nervous and that Carson asked him about his nervousness and Cook said he told Carson he smoked to calm himself down, adding that he was never happy unless he had a fag in his mouth.

Grey Cloud

Grey Cloud

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On 4/17/2025 at 6:02 AM, Darkpig said:

Revolutionary War.

It was a war of independence - the colonies were vying for independence. A revolutionary war is when two (or more) parties vie for control of the same entity.

Your civil war wasn't a civil war it was a war of secession - the South wished to secede from the Union. A civil war is similar to a revolutionary war.

 

I've heard of spotted dick but can't recall ever having it.

A faggot is also a bundle of (fire) wood tied together.

Tying it up, we also have the Great Spotted Woodpecker. See what I did there?

Darkpig

Darkpig

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24 minutes ago, chocula said:

Butter is not.

Some people think the moon is not real so it wouldn't be farfetched to think that butter isn't real either.

Count Chocula

Count Chocula

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54 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Some people think the moon is not real so it wouldn't be farfetched to think that butter isn't real either.

Believing the Moon is not real and that butter is not real would make sense, since the Moon is made of butter and is the source of all butter on Earth.

porkybork

porkybork

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1 hour ago, chocula said:

Believing the Moon is not real and that butter is not real would make sense, since the Moon is made of butter and is the source of all butter on Earth.

I genuinely believed that the moon was made of cheese when I was little. Mostly because of that one Wallace and Gromit animation.

Darkpig

Darkpig

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45 minutes ago, porkybork said:

I genuinely believed that the moon was made of cheese when I was little. Mostly because of that one Wallace and Gromit animation.

What are you talking about? The moon is made of cheese.

RitualClarity

RitualClarity

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25 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

What are you talking about? The moon is made of cheese.

Which type? :D 

Swiss considering the holes? 

Dam, making me hungry for a grilled cheese now...

Count Chocula

Count Chocula

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2 hours ago, Darkpig said:

What are you talking about? The moon is made of cheese.

No, it's made of butter. Clearly science is not your strong suit.

Darkpig

Darkpig

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2 minutes ago, chocula said:

No, it's made of butter. Clearly science is not your strong suit.

What is this science you speak of? Can I eat it?

Count Chocula

Count Chocula

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1 hour ago, Darkpig said:

What is this science you speak of? Can I eat it?

Yes, because it's like cheese or butter.

porkybork

porkybork

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5 hours ago, RitualClarity said:

Which type? :D 

Swiss considering the holes? 

Dam, making me hungry for a grilled cheese now...

According to Wallace, it's neither Wensleydale nor Stilton.

 

Also, apparently Wallace and Gromit are responsible for saving Wensleydale Creamery from closing down. All hail the claymation cheese man.

 

Wallace-Gromit-at-The-Wensleydale-Creame

Count Chocula

Count Chocula

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28 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

Then what is it? Dragons?

"These vampires are becoming a real menace."

 

One of the dumbest lines in Skyrim.

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