What's on your mind?

[Alessia Wellington]

5 minutes ago, chooseChaos said:

Be nice

 

I am. But not to mortals.

[chooseChaos]

6 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

I am nice, but not mortal.

 I fixed it for you ... You see, I can be nice too

[Kraven12]

Should I...

 

* Play Starfield

 

*Play Fallout

 

*Watch porn and drink whiskey

[porkybork]

31 minutes ago, Kraven12 said:

Should I...

 

* Play Starfield

 

*Play Fallout

 

*Watch porn and drink whiskey

None of the above. Play MW2 online and see how long it takes before some 12-year-old calls you a slur.

[Kraven12]

3 hours ago, porkybork said:

None of the above. Play MW2 online and see how long it takes before some 12-year-old calls you a slur.

 

And this is the reason why I do not play FP shooters online. 

[Evaloves4]

> I like this word. I would like to see it added to the official English dictionary.

[Evaloves4]

> I wonder why people (in general) hate, argue, gossip, fight, disrespect and talk bad about another person when he is alive and talks best, thinks positively, respects, and loves that person when he dies? Shouldn't be the opposite, I mean, do the things to the living one they do to the dead one.

[beefers]

why is porn so fucking obsessed with dicks?  I am only interested in g/g stuff but now the fucking trans dicks are showing up in my searches.  Same with video game porn as every female character has a giant dick because everyone is fucking obsessed with fucking dicks.  I fucking hate it, it's the worst thing that's happened to porn since terrible boob jobs.

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, beefers said:

why is porn so fucking obsessed with dicks?  I am only interested in g/g stuff but now the fucking trans dicks are showing up in my searches.  Same with video game porn as every female character has a giant dick because everyone is fucking obsessed with fucking dicks.  I fucking hate it, it's the worst thing that's happened to porn since terrible boob jobs.

Have you tried narrowing down your searches?

[Alessia Wellington]

1 minute ago, Darkpig said:

Have you tried narrowing down your searches?

 

Even then will it show up. Some of the stuff is tagged with every keyword available.

[Evaloves4]

9 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Even then will it show up. Some of the stuff is tagged with every keyword available.

> True. I had a similar problem as beefers when using search on porn sites. Even when I used one word, I got several different things.

[chooseChaos]

16 minutes ago, Evaloves4 said:

> True. I had a similar problem as beefers when using search on porn sites. Even when I used one word, I got several different things.

Just so you know.

There's been a conspiracy afoot since ancient Roman times. The tagg everything with dicks plan, is the revenge of a man who was subjected to constant jokes because of his name and subsequently invented both the internet and search engines around 30 AD

Edited March 23 by chooseChaos

[Darkpig]

31 minutes ago, chooseChaos said:

Just so you know.

There's been a conspiracy afoot since ancient Roman times. The tagg everything with dicks plan, is the revenge of a man who was subjected to constant jokes because of his name and subsequently invented both the internet and search engines around 30 AD

I think it is just a human thing. Humans love dicks. That might be a generalized statement though as beefers clearly does not like dicks as well as plenty others who do not. This is why pigs need to rule so we can have true genital equality.

[Evaloves4]

1 hour ago, chooseChaos said:

Just so you know.

There's been a conspiracy afoot since ancient Roman times. The tagg everything with dicks plan, is the revenge of a man who was subjected to constant jokes because of his name and subsequently invented both the internet and search engines around 30 AD

> Thanks for the info, but when I said I had a similar problem as beefers, I didn't mean the problem with transgender dicks, but for instance, I was searched for skinny shaved lesbians, and I got fat hairy old babes and similar. Although there were also some transgender girls included as the result of my search input. My complaint wasn't addressed to transgender dicks, but lousy search engines on porn sites.

Edited March 23 by Evaloves4

[chooseChaos]

7 minutes ago, Darkpig said:

I think it is just a human thing. Humans love dicks. That might be a generalized statement though as beefers clearly does not like dicks as well as plenty others who do not. This is why pigs need to rule so we can have true genital equality.

How about you as second in command and I Chaos as the purely representative world ruler on a planet dominated by pigs? 😇

 

@my constant weekly plan goal in mind

Edited March 23 by chooseChaos

[Darkpig]

1 minute ago, chooseChaos said:

How about you as second in command and I Chaos as the purely representative world ruler on a pig-ridden planet? 😇

 

@my constant weekly plan goal in mind

I will... think about it.

[Alessia Wellington]

6 hours ago, Darkpig said:

I will... think about it.

 

Don't accept that offer, it's a trap. @chooseChaos will only betray you and turn into juicy ribs and crispy bacon.

[Darkpig]

2 minutes ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Don't accept that offer, it's a trap. @chooseChaos will only betray you and turn into juicy ribs and crispy bacon.

As opposed to whom exactly?

[Alessia Wellington]

1 minute ago, Darkpig said:

As opposed to whom exactly?

 

Vegans?

[Darkpig]

2 hours ago, Alessia Wellington said:

Vegans?

Now where am I going to find a vegan? I’d have better luck finding unicorns.

[Alessia Wellington]

1 minute ago, Darkpig said:

Now where am I going to find a vegan?

 

Try eBay. Or Amazon.

[chooseChaos]

HA!

 

Open letter of protest:

Dear Alessia W.
I'm deeply disappointed, not because of your vile, duplicitous, deceitful, thieving and treacherous behavior towards me, nor considering how much I have already NOT done for you in the past ... Oh no, but with your answer to my esteemed forum colleague's question, in the dialog quoted here:

 

'Don't take me up on that offer, it's a trap. @chooseChaos will only betray you and turn into juicy ribs and crispy bacon.'
'As opposed to who exactly?'

You answered how:
'Vegan? '

 

I give you credit for hitting the right first letter, the V ... but

 

Spoiler

the correct answer would have ended with ...ampire Like the people who live in your empire ... You know, those kind of people who do nothing to pigs and only drink human blood ... Speaking of blood, maybe the last few people bitten by you didn't have enough caffeine in their blood, which wouldn't excuse that fatal mistake at dawn, but would at least partially explain it. Nevertheless, you should be ashamed of yourself, keep your head down or, even better, stand in the corner because the only answer you could come up with at that fateful moment was vegan.

 

Yours sincerely chooseChaos  😁

 

[Alessia Wellington]

27 minutes ago, chooseChaos said:

You know, those kind of people who do nothing to pigs and only drink human blood

 

Pig blood is very similar to human blood. When the humans are gone, the next best thing to do is drinking pig blood.

 

@Darkpig gets betrayed, no matter what. Sorry, piggy.

[chooseChaos]

1 minute ago, Alessia Wellington said:

 

Pig blood is very similar to human blood. When the humans are gone, the next best thing to do is drinking pig blood.

 

@Darkpig gets betrayed, no matter what. Sorry, piggy.

I would, but Sorry, you cannot add any more reactions today ... 🥺 ... poor me ... 😁

[Z0mBieP00Nani]

It's amazing how much more jizz comes out when you stop for a week, mostly thick stuff too, and with force behind it, I had like half the shot wrapped around my thumb for easy clean up. The after effects seem to last a little longer as well.