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The internet never ceases to baffle me

 

 

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Ebola-Chan

 

That's it pals

It's over

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

 

It's somewhere between a joke, idiocy, a death cult, a hoax, black humor and a sense of expecting the unavoidable, pick any of them if you like

 

Also:

Zombie virus?

http://allafrica.com/stories/201409240829.html

 

"The horseman on the white horse was clad in a showy and barbarous attire. [...] While his horse continued galloping, he was bending his bow in order to spread pestilence abroad. At his back swung the brass quiver filled with poisoned arrows, containing the germs of all diseases." - The first horseman

 

Is the end near?

 

The allafrica.com website says the victims were in their 60s and 40s respectively without having given any other details of them, making "respectively" redundant, then says the second victim was in her 60s, then reports a doctor who calimed to be able to cure ebola dying of the disease as "bizarre" news. That's really not bizarre.

 

As for excruciating pain and death? Excruciating pain comes to all women, somewhere between age 12 and age 18 in most cases, childbirth's even worse and death comes to everyone. EVERYONE.

 

 

Way I hear it, when he opened the first seal here went forth a white horse, and he that sat upon him had a bow, and a crown was given to him, and he went forth conquering and to conquer, and when he opened the second seal the witness beheld a red horse, and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the Earth that they should kill one another, and when he opened the third seal there went forth a dark horse, and the rider had a scales, and a voice among the four beasts said: "A measure of wheat for a penny and three measures of barley for a penny and see that thou hurt not the oil and the wine," and when he opened the fourth seal the witness looked and beheld a pale horse, and his name that sat upon him was Death, and Hell followed with him, and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the world to kill with hunger, and with the sword, and with death, and with the beasts of the Earth.

 

 

So, empire-building, constant war, common agricultural policy, kosher rules about wine, famine, war, unexplained stoppages of life and ... rats?

 

Posted

I don't really get the ebola hype. Even the common flu kills more people each year. Ebola is way deadlier than the flu of course, but to get infected is much more unlikely.

Posted

I don't really get the ebola hype.

 

Just did a quick research for statistics.

A total of 95 influenza-associated pediatric deaths have been reported for the 2013-2014 season at this time. Additional information about reported pediatric deaths during this season and previous seasons is available through FluView Interactive.

source

 

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In the right side of the site

 

 

Oh and also its possible for Ebola to go airborne, despite it being a short duration. The slight amount of liquid in the atmosphere is enough to carry the disease without having to go through large bodies of water to infect someone. So moist climates are a perfect breeding ground for dem Ebolas Ebola-chan.

Posted

It reach my town also two days ago so now when i walk the streets im constantly watching and avoiding people:P

 

Oh wait i already did that anyway.

 

I have watch those video's "LIFE AFTER PEOPLE" i think it's actually gonne happen :D

 

The apocalypse is near PREPARE your self for the worse :lol:

 

We have been conditioned for years by all those movies and series about extermination or lvl extinction events now i know why they release a deadly virus in Africa and see what happen how stupid humans are, can they survive or not.

 

It's a LAB TEST.

Posted

I dream about the place I live on being cut of from the rest of society in case of a pandemic, with an unlimited water supply I imagine it being walled off to any foreign elements and turning into a pagan worshipping town patrolled by men in goat masks armed with ak-47s who shoot any strangers on sight.

Posted

The internet never ceases to baffle me

 

 

886.jpg

 

 

Ebola-Chan

 

That's it pals

It's over

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

 

It's somewhere between a joke, idiocy, a death cult, a hoax, black humor and a sense of expecting the unavoidable, pick any of them if you like

 

Also:

Zombie virus?

http://allafrica.com/stories/201409240829.html

 

"The horseman on the white horse was clad in a showy and barbarous attire. [...] While his horse continued galloping, he was bending his bow in order to spread pestilence abroad. At his back swung the brass quiver filled with poisoned arrows, containing the germs of all diseases." - The first horseman

 

Is the end near?

Hell dude I've been wanting off this planet since I heard NASA is planning one way trips to Mars.  The human race (not all but a good portion of it) disgusts me.  War in the Middle East, pedophiles, murderers, rapists, religious fanatics and politicians.  Surely there must be a civilization out there with some better morals because this world is ANYTHING but civilized.

Posted

 The Ebola-Chan idea is really not much different than children making

up nursery rhymes about the Plague "Ring around the rosy..."

 

 The best trait a person can have for maintaining their mental health in

dark times is a robust sense of humor. I don't worry about shit like this;

I just try to enjoy life as much as I can before I die of whatever kills me.

Posted

When alcohol enters the system crazy things can happen...

 

I have a theory. The zombie Ebola virus is a leak from the secret yet well known testing facility located somewhere in Russia to the locals it is known by many names but to the general public it goes by the codename Day-Z, many believe it to be merely a game but in reality its a high tech test simulator where the players control now drone-like people via a chip inserted into their brain stripping them of their free-will all though with heavy limitation on more advanced actions and needs to min-max the up time of each "drone"

This to many may seem horrific and inhumane but the truth is world is at the brink of global enslavement and measures had to made to insure our freedom.   

 

The Villains:

 

The main characters behind this mess go by many names: The Illuminati, New World Order etc but it all boils down to one source the very top of the pyramid of power namely was has come to be know as our reptilian overlords whom have for years been on a global mission to in-slave all of mankind but despite being successful in achieving many of there goals the free-will of humanity has always found a way to stand against this, and so a new plan was needed.

The reptiles then engineered a new strain of the African Ebola virus that would have the same effects on a living person as its cousin but with the added effect of raising the person again post-mortem and according to the plan strip them of there free-will while at the same time leaving them in a state of decay to insure that they by instinct alone seek subordinate themselves to a higher power with the offer of treatment as a reward for there loyalty.

Up until now all attempts to create such a virus have failed due to one reason or another but recent events show that they are getting close to perfecting the virus and some pre-implementations have already occurred in the US to test the public reaction and response times.

 

The Resistances:

 

Many people have woken up to the fact that there is something wrong with the world and it's leaders but sadly often get the truths and lies mixed up, and while some blows have been dealt to the tyrants they continue grown stronger via the mass hypnosis implemented by mass media, entertainment and religious institutions. And the brilliant minds of the still free thinking population have sadly reached the conclusion that the can only be delayed but never stopped and have even leaked this information via the very weapons used but the "elite"

two great examples of this could be The Matrix films and Terminator 3 both stating in there own way: The end is coming "it's inevitable" a subtle yet powerful subtext mentality subconsciously preparing for the end.

 

But there were some who resisted...

 

 

The Hero:

 

When learning of this end Gabe Newell took it upon himself to no only accept this but also insure that his people where as prepared as possible so he gathered his resources and contracted the creation of a simulator designed teach people how to survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse, under the pretends of helping the elite conduct its experiments he made the popular game Day-Z remain at the top of his front-page and keeping it in early access to insure public interest a clever marketing trick used by the elite themselves.

However every act have its effect both positive and negative the internet disorder commonly know as "trolling" started to spread beyond the borders of the testing facility and found its way into the Russian government starting a chain-reaction of events, the invasion of Ukraine being without a doubt the most known.

Predicting that such events where a high probability Gabe insured the that more sub-messages where giving to the public as seen in Batman: The Dark Knight, "The Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn"

 

However more needed to be done to insure that as many people as possible would take part of this training program so again using the weapon of the enemy Gabe in secret launched a propaganda campaign to draw people in using the name: Glorious PC Gaming Master Race. who has its own set of secret messages including its slogan

"May our frame-rates be high and our temperatures low" to the naked eye seen a pray for stability and performance actually have a deeper meaning,

"our frame-rates" referring to the will and understanding of the people, and them being high means that we should always look to better ourselves, "our temperatures" is a message of hope that will survive the stress-tests and achieve stability in the end after the apocalypse aka the global warming, hence why the temperatures will be low.      

  

The results as we all know have been mixed but with the clever scheme put in place to ensure that the "next gen" consoles were vastly underpowered in compare to modern PCs the next few years shall show how it affected the population and we can only hope that it will be enough to ensure that humanity will prevail when the end comes.

 

So my dear friends, brothers and sisters.

 

The end might be coming but thanks to patriots like Gabe Newell and others we have a fighting chance.

it was once said that patriotism is the virtue of the vicious and time have show this to be true in many cases but together we can take part in shaping the world that we all can live and grow in without the shadow dictatorship and monetary system we live under today.

 

Stay strong and may your frame-rates be high and your temperatures low...

 
Posted

A total of 95 influenza-associated pediatric deaths have been reported for the 2013-2014 season at this time. Additional information about reported pediatric deaths during this season and previous seasons is available through FluView Interactive.

source

 

vs

 

In the right side of the site

 

 

Oh and also its possible for Ebola to go airborne, despite it being a short duration. The slight amount of liquid in the atmosphere is enough to carry the disease without having to go through large bodies of water to infect someone. So moist climates are a perfect breeding ground for dem Ebolas Ebola-chan.

 

 

http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/deaths.htm

 

53,826 deaths for influenza. Pediatric deaths means how many children have died.

 

Posted

We're all going to look very stupid if it turns out the 50% or 40% or 10% or whatever fraction of infected people survived this ebola outbreak are the only ones immune to the Green Flu, aren't we?

 

No, really, wandering around the streets, randomly shuffling onto roofs and right off the edges of them, chasing pipe-bombs, walking into fires and off bridges, attacking trees and portaloos and running at the survivors yelling HEYYOUGUYSYOU'LLNEVERGUESSWHATIJUSTDID until they shoot us? We'll look ******* stupid!

Posted

I don't really get the ebola hype. Even the common flu kills more people each year. Ebola is way deadlier than the flu of course, but to get infected is much more unlikely.

 

The lack of an effective treatment is probably the main reason

 

Posted

The internet never ceases to baffle me

 

 

886.jpg

 

 

Ebola-Chan

 

That's it pals

It's over

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

 

It's somewhere between a joke, idiocy, a death cult, a hoax, black humor and a sense of expecting the unavoidable, pick any of them if you like

 

Also:

Zombie virus?

http://allafrica.com/stories/201409240829.html

 

"The horseman on the white horse was clad in a showy and barbarous attire. [...] While his horse continued galloping, he was bending his bow in order to spread pestilence abroad. At his back swung the brass quiver filled with poisoned arrows, containing the germs of all diseases." - The first horseman

 

Is the end near?

 

Time to go watch some The Walking Dead to forget about the horrors of real life. Geesh

Posted

It's a bunch of kids being random. It's also nothing new. Two decades ago it used to be kids joking about the holocaust while carving swatzikas into park benches during the break. They'd be shown documentary with graphical content and they'd all feel remorseful and realize their mistake.

 

The exception is that over the internet, they won't be confronted face to face about it. Thus they keep at it until they are mature enough to feel remorse on their own. The other exception is that the internet is public, thus you'll be more likely to bump into things like this. It's not new.

 

Less melodrama with these posts you start, you aren't writing for The Sun. :rolleyes:

Posted

 

I'm going to hell for this:

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I'll go with you with my solution for ebola.

 

 

 

Just do not miss and hit My Apartment when You drop it on Dallas :@

Posted

Good lord, i don't know if i should laugh or cry because of this... (by the way I'm a Virologist, and teach biology at the high-school and molecular biology at the college, so believe me, I know the danger of this shit)

I think that those idiot of the "ebola-chan" are experimenting the usual "it will never happen to me, so I troll others" syndrome...

Posted

So, I know media makes everything worst then what it is 90% of the time but lets say this time its not. This is that 10% time the media isnt hyping everything up....(Low chance)  is this how most of the civilizations is gonna die? Some third world disease, that is actually supposed to be curable in the modern world......Humans are really funny.  Watch there be a rare select amount of people who are immune to the disease.

 

Watch the world crumble down to nothing and then watch the games of survival of the fittest begin. Lets see people complain about how the world was before then, as they see how much of monsters people can really become when their hungry, thirsty, or just plain can cause nobody can stop them anymore. See you guys on the battlefield....

Posted

funny thing about ebola, the cdc created a vaccination for it in the late 1970's which ended its death toll. Now all the sudden it exists again and people like mark suckerburger are paying millions of dollars for the funding of research to end this disease. Which is quite funny considering the goverment and the cdc both have the vaccination for it. so anyone living in the areas where it has broken out and become a epidemic are just areas where Population control is needed, like for instance Texas, where there is a huge strain of it getting passed around because " ebola which is a disease that is contracted through coughing in a persons face can kill them" yup a disease that passes through your bloodstream just magically because an aerosol. Highly doubtful.

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