Corrupt a Wish

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you grab some leftovers for dog

 

I wish my leg stop itchy...

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted your leg falls off and you can't feel it anymore.

 

I wish for the world.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you get World of Worms

 

i wish for alcohol brainwash, but i never drink alone, so...

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted, you literally wash your brain with alcohol... and, you're dead..

 

I wish Christmas would come sooner.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted Christmas comes tomorrow but no one had time to buy you presents.

 

I wish for cake.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but it's a haunted cake.

 

I wish for no snow this winter.

[nonusnomeni]

granted with all my hart, but it will rain every day (sht, i should say something easy)

 

i wish for full and big mozart cake

[Queen Bee]

Granted, a naked Mozart pops out of the cake and sings Happy Birthday.

 

I wish I could go home and sleep now.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but you home is igloo and temperature is 40C (wet dreams )

 

i wish i am not so bored...

[Emily]

Granted, the naked Mozart shall comfort nonusnomeni.

 

Emily wish for a better and cooler loverslab background image.

 

Because this one is boring.

 

[nonusnomeni]

granted, emily will make new one but for free of charge...

 

 

i wish i am right about that...

[Emily]

Granted, She will make one later - Rest assured You'll puke rainbows.

 

Emily wish for a world free of taxes.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, it will be no taxes, no law, no government...

 

i wish i have power to forbid snow to show himself ever in my presence...

[Emily]

Granted, nonusnomeni is at queenbee's old igloo home locations and temperature is always 40C. (Even wetter dreams)

 

Emily wish for to know why Rudolf the red nose reindeer has a red nose?

[Strelky]

Granted but it is Santa's somewhat top secret and he is forced to kill you.

 

I wish I lived on Mars.

[Emily]

Granted, You're now a male.

 

Emily wish to know why Santa Claus is a fat bloke?

[Strelky]

Granted, the news is underwhelming and you forget almost instantly

 

I wish I was a god

[Emily]

Granted, You must defeat Satan first.

 

Emily wish she is a goddess.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but since you have no followers you are powerless

 

i wish that the seasons do not exist...

[Emily]

Ot: Oh, but emily mod followers on loverslab and she has bunch of employees.

 

Granted, Your food no longer have seasoning.

 

Emily wish her employee are willing to work harder without question and pays.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but after 24h Spartacus the Second will come and put Emily on stake

 

i wish i am not so nyah-nyah right now

[Strelky]

Granted, you are now hayn-hayn

 

I wish.for a car

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you have car until first curvature

 

i wish i can convince this rotten carcass to stand and make some breakfast...

[Strelky]

Granted, it makes breakfast of you

 

I wish I could type faster

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you will type so fast then your fingers will fall off

 

i wish time passing faster...