Corrupt a Wish

[Guest]

^ 1000th post on this thread!

 

Granted, but you died out of shock (your penis stole it!)

 

I wish I had a fish.

[nonusnomeni]

granted your got not just one but 1000 piranhas in your bathtub

 

i wish home-job to enjoy in my asocial misanthropy without disturbance of the stupid humans

 

[tacomarine]

granted, but now your work has gained the attention of the ewoks from starwars and now you can't do anything without one screaming like a four year old chewbacca

 

i wish that i wasn't the father

[Guest]

Granted but now you are the mother (0.o)

 

I wish for something that I cannot conceive of.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

but now your lack of imagination increases 10000x in your sex life

ergo just inside outside nothing smoothy

 

 

 

i wish to sustain my self without primary need's

[Guest]

Granted, but now you have a severe distaste of food, drinks, and you can never enjoy sleeping again.

 

I wish that my Necromancer in Realm of the Mad God didn't just die

[nonusnomeni]

granted but now you are necromancer/necrophil

 

 

i wish to know how it is possible in province with 23800 pops

get 789000 rebels

[Guest]

Granted but your head explodes after finding out.

 

I wish I was as kewl as the old spice guy :3

[Guest flingingfeces]

Granted. You are now as kewl as Terry Crews.

 

Wish I had Irons mans suit and Miss Potts XD

[Henfruit23]

Granted, but you don't have the arc reactor to power the suit, and Stark comes to collect Ms Potts, blasting you with his repulsors.

 

I wish I owned The Luggage from Discworld.

[Guest flingingfeces]

Doh left the reactor off the grocery list. Knew I forgot something.

 

Granted, but after chasing it around all night you pass out and it eats your face off.

 

I wish for your freedom Genie.

 

 

[Iastwolf]

alright, looks nice, here we go

 

Granted, but after the genie free, he use his power to call lighting storm and kill you

 

I wish I could talk to animals

[Guest]

Granted but now you can't stop listening to the constant chatter of thousands of animals constantly talking and you go insane.

 

I wish that the earth could survive without the need of insects and bugs, and that all of the bugs and insects be removed from the entire planet and dumped into space.

[sdd500]

Granted however bugs and insects sent into da sapce came back to earth evolved then conquered the earth.

 

I wish I have a swimming pool with full of Orange Juice.

[Guerilla]

Granted, but then suddenly [spoiler=these guys came]

 

 

I wish for a new shiny "XV9 Hazard Battlesuit" armed to teeth.

[Guest]

Granted but your suit gets a cavity and blows up (doesn't make sense but it still happens!).

 

I wish for a turtle.

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but it is 100 feet tall and destroys the world.

 

I wish there were more games that were mod friendly.

 

 

[Guest]

Granted but no one is able to or is allowed to share their mods.

 

I wish that Battlefield 3 had bot ai and was modable.

[Guest ThatOne]

Granted, but the bot ai is so basic that even toddlers can beat it, and anytime you activate a mod the game crashes on start-up.

 

I wish for a cup.

[sdd500]

Granted, but Dovakiin came then

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i own 72 virgins.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you now own 72 80 year old virgins.

 

I wish someone would figure out how to add new animations to skyrim within the next month without replacing old animations.

[Guest]

Granted but it is now impossible to make any of these new animations good.

 

I wish that people modded lovers today just as much as they did 2 years ago.

[Atreyu]

Granted, but now the facetexturing=2 and the more you fuck, the more aging accelerates.

 

I wish I had a good night's sleep.

[ltgun]

Granted, but you always get nightmare everytime you try to close your eyes.

 

I wish i can be alone.

[Guest]

Granted but you are now alone forever.

 

I wish my computer would stop freezing every 5 seconds.