Mailamea Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Granted you were the only person left in the world you now commited suicide because you have no one to share anything you do in your new alone life. I wish to go back in the past specifically 2006.
Tregarin Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, it is now 2006... BC. I wish the fish I'm about to cook could cook itself.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Granted however the fish doesn't know how to properly cook itself and the fish winds up overcooked and uneatable. I wish i had a time machine and could go anywhere in time i wanted and return.
Mailamea Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Granted after you returned back the world is run over by apes basically u messed up the space time continum. I wish i dont have to wake up exactly 6am everyday and stay asleep up to 12pm.
Jerbsinator Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted after you returned back the world is run over by apes basically u messed up the space time continum. I wish i dont have to wake up exactly 6am everyday and stay asleep up to 12pm. Granted but now you can't sleep at all. I wish mothers / pregnant people weren't so fucking annoying.
Kuroshu Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted they are always bipolar I wish Windows Vista gets burned by a million angry racoons
Tregarin Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, but it is also the only OS in existence... I wish the weather would make up it's fucking mind already!
Kuroshu Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted it's always hailing huge chucks of ice I wish I knew what to wish for at this moment
Firedoom Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted. You now know exactly what to wish for at every moment. However, you can't concentrate on anything else but knowing what needs wishing for and you have lost all ability to communicate or express yourself. I wish I could help you.
Kuroshu Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted but you get erased from existence I wish capcom reviles more about resident evil 6
Guest Posted January 20, 2012 Posted January 20, 2012 Granted, however you are now extremely disappointed at what you saw. I wish capcom wasn't run by greedy bastards (I'm talking about you UMVC3).
Kuroshu Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Granted but they are run by guys who don't know what they're doing and got the company to close down. I wish for more pringles
Guest Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 granted, however the pringles you got tasted like sweaty socks! I wish for the death of Lamar Smith.
tacomarine Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 granted, but Lamar Smith was reincarnated into a talking orange i wish i had more freetime
Guest Posted January 21, 2012 Posted January 21, 2012 Granted, but you really only have 1 second more of free time. I wish that the talking orange never existed.
Kuroshu Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 Granted but a talking Apple replaced it I wish for some snow
nonusnomeni Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 YOUR GRANTED!!! pick up every snow I can imagine or i see in my life and take away that XXXXXXXXX(PLEASE?!?) and also your bed will be made by snow and now my wish: I want to live in desert and newer again sleep in open field on -27C
Kuroshu Posted January 22, 2012 Posted January 22, 2012 Granted but your already frozen cold. I wish I understood what you said.
nonusnomeni Posted January 23, 2012 Posted January 23, 2012 Granted and I wish to understand everything You don't understand
Guest Posted January 24, 2012 Posted January 24, 2012 Granted, however you have now changed for teh werss. I wish for stuff.
nonusnomeni Posted January 24, 2012 Posted January 24, 2012 granted now ya have junkyard in da backyard and i wish for a one more jar off moonshine... for Cass
Kuroshu Posted January 24, 2012 Posted January 24, 2012 Granted but Cass left you and went with me. I wish veronica was straight, or atleast bi
Strix Posted January 25, 2012 Posted January 25, 2012 Granted, but she isn't even slightly attracted to you. I wish the metal piece in the stem of my pipe would stick to the mouthpiece instead of coming off in the bowl.
Kuroshu Posted January 25, 2012 Posted January 25, 2012 Granted but it pokes both your eyes causing you to be blind I wish that the bastard behind SOPA dies and none of the laws he trys to send pass
Strix Posted January 25, 2012 Posted January 25, 2012 Wish granted, but some other RIAA/entertainment industry backed politician tries to do the same shit. I wish fat, dumb Americans wouldn't sit back and let shit get to the point where causing a shit storm is the only way to get politicians not to fuck everyone over.
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