Corrupt a Wish

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

Granted, but then you forget how to boob weight copy.

 

off topic

 

I wish I got pentagon internet connection

Granted

(not mine )

[Iastwolf]

off topic

 

I wish I got pentagon internet connection

Granted

(not mine )

 

forgot your wish and OMG, is that a internet trick?

 

I wish I have sexy japanese teenager as my pen friend.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but that pen friend is a gay guy.

 

I wish for flying dolphins to dance in the sky while singing "Hello my baby" with jets spelling out the lyrics in the background

[Mailamea]

granted however the dolphins start having a red eye and sing kesha's songs instead. Oh and they eat you alive because they are carnivorus.

 

I wish when i wake up im not alone.

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

off topic

 

I wish I got pentagon internet connection

Granted

(not mine )

 

forgot your wish and OMG' date=' is that a internet trick?

 

I wish I have sexy japanese teenager as my pen friend.

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off topic: Nope not a shoop, but like I said not mine.

 

granted, but it's to take an arrow to the knee and a horse to the ....

 

 

 

I wish weed was legal.

[Kuroshu]

granted however the dolphins start having a red eye and sing kesha's songs instead. Oh and they eat you alive because they are carnivorus.

 

I wish when i wake up im not alone.

 

Granted you wake up beside your stalkers

 

I wish that positive And negative are the same word

[Iastwolf]

granted, but then those word turn up against you when you try to say it

 

I wish I got a free ticket and passport to japanese, I can't stand with those takoyaki

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

Granted, but as japanese is a nationality and not a country, the ticket takes you nowhere, but at least you have a free valid passport from your issuing country.

 

I wish wardrobe accidents on TV would involve more hot chicks.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but they are Hot Underage Chicks

 

I wish everyone eats a bagel

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

off topic: underage by which countries laws ?

 

granted, but they're stale

 

off topic: fuck, now I miss the good bagel places that used to be nearby

 

I wish bethesda would make a rpg for a change.

[Kuroshu]

Off Topics: By... US laws?

 

Granted but they are buggy as hell

 

I wish for an army of hot half naked women to do my bidding

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

off topic: which laws, there's 50 sets of 'legal' age laws here (not counting territories, protectorates, etc)

off topic2: fail man, they're ALLREADY buggy as hell

 

granted: But they all have strapon dildos and are mad at you

 

I wish for a zombie outbreak, it'd be funny

[Kuroshu]

Off Topic: California. Lol they are

 

Granted but they are all tamed

 

I wish i had milk.

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

Granted, but it is spilled. Into carpet. And it is sour. And you have to clean it.

 

I wish for that VISOR Geordi wears in Star Trek TNG.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but it's made of candy

 

I wish I had a damn pie

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

granted, but stiffler just fucked it

 

I wish I had a beer

[Kuroshu]

Granted but it's only .000001% alcohol

 

I wish Stiflers mom was a clean hooker

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

granted, but this woman is the hooker you get.

 

 

I wish I wasn't out of whiskey

[Kuroshu]

Granted but Cass Drinks it all soon after

 

I wish I can do Falcon Punches

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

granted, but she is wearing a shirt of reflect damage

 

I wish lightsabers were real.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but You stabbed yourself when you tried to use it

 

I wish for a city under the water

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

granted, but you can't swim or breathe water and die.

 

I wish someone else would join in but us two

[Kuroshu]

Granted but it was a moderator and he/she warned us of being banned for being too active

 

I wish I didn't just jinx us

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

granted, but mailamea10 warns you anyway thru corrupting someones wish.

 

I wish that came true, would be lol.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but she slaps you

 

I wish Mai would join IRC