hell77d Posted January 25, 2012 Posted January 25, 2012 Granted, but now the British are dumb, fat, and resolve nothing correctly. I wish I had some scotch right now.
Strix Posted January 25, 2012 Posted January 25, 2012 Granted, but it tastes like bourbon. I wish I had a panda steak, medium rare.
Kuroshu Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Granted but the whole world is after yer ass for killing and eating the last panda. I wish that I knew why my grandfather had to die... TODAY of all the days...
Strix Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Granted but the whole world is after yer ass for killing and eating the last panda. I wish that I knew why my grandfather had to die... TODAY of all the days... Granted: It was just his time. Now you get to wait for your time and dwell on how painful it'll most likely be. I wish new Ministry was as good as old Ministry.
Kuroshu Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Granted but the old ministry was only as good as the current ministry I wish to die because of and/or while having sex.
Strix Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, but you cum before your dick is even all the way in, and the last memory anyone has of you is a premature ejaculator who couldn't even get her off. I wish my friend would stop talking about Zionist conspiracies.
Kuroshu Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Granted but they turn out to be true I wish your sig didn't remind me of watermellons
Strix Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, but now it's a different signature that reminds you even more of watermelon. I wish Obama didn't start a borderline unlawful crackdown on legal California dispensaries, and completely undermind the State's rights to their own law.
Kuroshu Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Granted but now the government has no power, leading to the states declaring they're their own country. I wish politicians were smarter
Strix Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Wish granted, but they use that intelligence to make an Orwellian tyranny actually work, rather than being forced to go with Huxley's vision of control by pleasure. I wish Silvestre Reyes would stop emailing me.
Kuroshu Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Granted now Anonymous is Emailing you I wish Genevieve didn't take over the world...
Mailamea Posted January 26, 2012 Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, she did not take over the world. (sorry that was lame) I wish i have the time to do what i mostly do before.
tacomarine Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 granted, but due to the time paradox, you now do it before and while you do it. unless it's something enjoyable. in the latter case, it takes up so much time you fall into a void and die 50 some hours later because you didn't get up to eat or drink. if thats now the case, go with the first idea. i wish i could read peoples minds. and read my own at the same time. AND THEY CAN'T READ MINE! my superpower only....
Kuroshu Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 Granted but your thrown into a state of depression knowing that everyone in the world hates you and wants you to die. I wish... for dots...
hell77d Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, but now dots try to eat you. I wish for world peace.
Kuroshu Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 Granted but there are no more intelligent beings in the world I wish for nothing
Mailamea Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 Granted nothing new happens. I wish i have a new Laptop.
WitchGirl Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, but your new laptop is the recently modernized necronomicon. Aside from being a Mac even reading the loading screen will drive you insane. I wish I could get at the sound files for Skyrim.
Kuroshu Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 Granted but they all sound like from a 16-bit game I wish My ex wasn't a nympho.
WitchGirl Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, she's now a polygamist. I wish there were no double standards.
Guest Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, but they somehow reemerge as it is impossible to rid humanity of bias and double standards. I wish that I had the hair of that awesome guy on Ancient Aliens!
Iris86 Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 granted but you become and alien also and the grey skin doesn't go with that awesome hair i wish i had an strawberry cake made of kiwi
Guest Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, but the kiwi was sour and rotten. I wish being a grey alien would work well with having awesome hair!
poopyheadstu Posted January 27, 2012 Posted January 27, 2012 Granted' date=' but the kiwi was sour and rotten. I wish being a grey alien would work well with having awesome hair! [/quote'] It now does work well with awesome hair. Too bad you are bald I wish no one would corrupt my wishes
tacomarine Posted January 28, 2012 Posted January 28, 2012 granted, but then this thread dies. i wish i could play guitar good again
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