Skagg Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 Granted' date=' but a spy is sapping your teleporter. I wish I knew how to mod. ๏̯͡๏) [/quote'] Granted but your mods are so deadly they cause a crash of the internets I wish I Had a giant mech suit.
Sheowtime Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 Shazaaaam! You have it now, but it's parked somewhere on Jupiter. *I wish I had no wishes.
blueblue Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 granted, the people revolt against the new law and drown him (and you) in Bukowski-wine. I wish I had ice white hair.
Skagg Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted but then you can never get a girlfriend and are stalked by woman 80+ because they all think your old as dirt. I wish that nekos were real D:!
WitchGirl Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 Granted, but they're all feral man-eaters akin to lions & tigers (but not bears oh my!) I wish Monster Girl Encyclopedia standards were also applied to men-monsters.
Skagg Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Somehow i am okay with that... Granted but they sadly turn out to be homosexual with absolutely no interest in the female gender D: I wish i was the weilder of the darkness o.o!
WitchGirl Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 And I am 100% okay with that. At least they'll be raping the bastards who invented Monster Girls in the first place Granted, but it doesn't like you so every time you're masturbating it chimes in and starts commenting on the porn in that really creepy voice. "That one's got a great rack on her jackie..." I wish technology would heed me.
Skagg Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Flippin awesome kudos to you for that one XD Granted but it soon obsesses over you like your first bf I wish was a little bit taller~
Guest ThatOne Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Granted, but you failed to specify what's a "little bit". You become a fifty-foot giant, and die of heart failure. I wish I had a power -kill troll- which does pretty much what it says.
WitchGirl Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Granted but it only works on one troll, and his name is Henry and he's actually not that bad a guy once you get past the whole 'he's a troll thing.' Though he is a bit pushy about being a vegetarian, it's worth putting up with cause he gets the best pot. I wish I could dance like Dr. Faciller
Guest ThatOne Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 Granted, but your shadow becomes alive like his is, and it doesn't like your dancing one bit. Now, whenever you try to dance it tries (very successfully) to trip you, and everyone just sits back and laughs. I wish my computer would agree to run Blender.
Guest Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Granted, but blender crashes after using it for a bit. I wish for pie
WitchGirl Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 Granted, but it is an evil pie with a witch in it. Whenever someone eats said pie they release the witch who feeds them More pie magically charming them into loving her, and when they can't possibly love her any more, she bakes them into a pie, which she then eats herself. I wish DC made better TV shows.
ltgun Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted, but many of the actors left and made the shows much MUCH...you know what i get. I wish a Giant Bomb.
Guest Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 Granted, but the giant bomb explodes in yer face. I wish I had a better computer right now.
Mailamea Posted February 19, 2012 Posted February 19, 2012 You now have a better computer but it was 69x far more superior than your old one and oh, it destroyed the world. I wish i know how to modify the hand placing of lovers animations.
D_KNIGHT_PEN Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 You suddenly have the knowledge of which you are seeking but your computer becomes infected with a terrible virus deleting any and all information on your computer. I wish that school was more fun.
Guest Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted but it becomes too fun and none of the classes you took count or matter to anyone else. I wish school would be fun but the statement above wouldn't happen.
ltgun Posted February 20, 2012 Posted February 20, 2012 Granted but no one goes to school anymore. I wish my body can explode.
Guest Posted February 21, 2012 Posted February 21, 2012 Granted, but It kills you in the process. I WISH FOR IMMORTALITY!
nonusnomeni Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 granted your got ancient Greece immortality(read homer not Simpson for explanation) without feelings without taste (this its some help) θεϊκή κατάρα i wish to my grandson become a warrior as his father it to wear dragonblood with proud and honor
Iris86 Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 granted, your grandson becomes a dragonborn but turns into a dragon in the process and gets killed by another dragonborn who cheated his way to level 80 i wish to have a friend who looked me in the eye instead of staring at those dd's i have
nonusnomeni Posted February 24, 2012 Posted February 24, 2012 granted but now i will stare at those whatever you have i wish some cookies
tacomarine Posted February 25, 2012 Posted February 25, 2012 granted, but in soviet russia, cookie eats you! lol i wish i had moar free tyme
nonusnomeni Posted February 25, 2012 Posted February 25, 2012 granted you will got all free time on the world to spend in gulag i wish to know who was steel my sweetroll
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