Corrupt a Wish

[Mailamea]

granted it now logs you in around the world globaly every 5 sec.

 

I wish i can sleep. Seems something on my mind.

[Ark of Truth]

Granted. You now are feeling sleepy and relaxed.

 

I wish my younger brother would stfu and quit nagging me!

[Riku20xx]

Granted. But now when you need him to do something, he ignores you.

 

I wish I could go back to the Bahamas.

[Ark of Truth]

Granted. But when you get there you figure out you left some of your stuff behind.

 

 

I wish my slighty troubled mind what let me think for 5 mins.

[Riku20xx]

Granted. But once 5 minutes is up, your mind becomes even more troubled.

 

I wish Ark of Truth didn't have a slightly troubled mind though...

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

granted, but 3 other people did instead.

 

I wish Bethesda's people didnt suck.

[Guest]

granted' date=' but 3 other people did instead.

 

I wish Bethesda's people didnt suck.

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Granted, but now they blow

 

I wish that I could go back and forward in time at will.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but you don't exist

 

I wish for all good things to go bad

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

Granted by Bethesda Softworks, one dumbed down release at at time.

 

 

I wish Obsidion got contracted by Bethesda to continue the Fallout series, and they brought in more former Black Isle members.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but the Fallout series flops.

 

I wish my stomach would stop hurting. >__<

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

off topic: that's not much of a corruption, bethesda's allready trying to flop it (along with TES)

 

granted, but because you died

 

I wish modders had spent more of the past years making oblivion more of a RPG, than adding crotch high skirts with higher armor than a legion NPC has.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but the game crashes every time you try to play it.

 

I wish school would hurry up and finish. -__-

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

off topic: They kinda allready do.........

 

granted, but be cause you dropped out and can't get a job.

 

I wish someone would spike food or drink at some big event with laxitive.

[Ark of Truth]

Granted. Sadly you were the only one who ate the food.

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

off topic: FUUUUUUUUU

 

Granted: you wished for nothing so you get something........ a WEDGIE

 

I wish modders made more misc quests for oblivion

[Iastwolf]

granted, but those misc quest are a contract of dark brotherhood, and their target is your head

 

I wish my internet operator were not so goddamn lagging

[Ark of Truth]

Granted. However the company is now owned by me.

 

 

I wish I got some sleep last night.

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

Granted, but it was with a family of horny Ogres that are alergic to lube.

 

I wish bees fired lasers

[Ark of Truth]

Granted, but they keep burning the flowers resulting in issues

 

 

I was blizzard was so shit at launching stuff

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

Granted, and you can't play diablo 3 for a month.

 

I wish gaming press would have the balls to call out Bethesda their standardl ies

[Ark of Truth]

Granted, however you have to wait 6 months for them to try.

 

 

I wish to be somewhere nice and sunny.

 

 

---Off Topic---

that was supposed to be wasn't so shit!

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

off topic: I'll happil wait 6 months for that.

 

granted, but it's a nucular testing ground

 

I wish I were drunk

[Ark of Truth]

Granted, but no one is going to give you drink.

 

 

I wish the world ran on ONE time zone!

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

off topic: how do I get drunk without drink ?

 

Granted, but it's US time.

 

I wish the US abandoned daylight savings time, it ceased to be relevent or nessacary a generation or two ago.

[Ark of Truth]

Granted, however it's never going to happen.

 

I wish I could easly solve everyone's problems with just a thought.